How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican? Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges.
Mexico doesn't win Olympic medals because all the best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.
Q: What do black people and sperm have in common?
A: Only one in a million work.
Women are just like fine wine. I only like the white ones.
A Jewish boy asks his father for $50. The father replies, "$40, what do you need $30 for?"