Q: What's the difference between a black and an Asian?
A: 10 minutes in the oven.
Two Jews walk into a bar and ask for some water. Why? Because its free.
A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration.
What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A black widow.
What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust? THE COST!!!