joke bank - Racist Jokes

An Italian mother says, "If you don't eat all the food on this plate, I'll kill you." A Jewish mother says, "If you don't eat all the food on this plate, I'll kill myself."

Anonymous

Have you heard about the two gay Irishmen? Mike Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmike.

BigRed

Did you hear about the Iranian who locked himself out of his car? It took three hours to get his family out of it.

Anonymous

Q: What do you call stoned Mexicans?
A: Baked beans.

Francis Mata

Q: What do you call a retarded Chinaman?
A: Sometin Wong.

Paddy and ...

Q: Why can't Stevie Wonder read?
A: Because he's black.

eric

A Canadian, an American, and a Mexican were on a North American transcontinental flight. The Canadian stuck his hand out of the plane, and said, "We have reached Canada." The others asked, "How do you know?" The Canadian responded, "Because I have just touched the tip of the CN tower." A couple hours later, the American sticks his hand out of the plane and said, "We have reached the USA." The rest asked, "How do you know?" The american replied, "Because I have just touched the tip of the Empire State Building." Another couple of hours passed and the Mexican said, "We have just reached Mexico." The American and Canadian asked, "How do you know?" The Mexican answered, "Because when I stuck my hand out the window someone stole my watch."

Anonymous

Q: What do you call a blind German?
A: A not-see (Nazi).

Tyler Harr...

Q: What's the difference between Jew Jesus and Black Jesus? A: Jew Jesus was born in a stable. Black Jesus was born into an unstable home.

Jamar Mala...

Q: Why do Asians hate football? A: Because they spend 13 hours a day making them.

me

Q: There are 3 families living in 3 apartments in one building, a Mexican family, a white family, and a black family. A tonado hits the building one day. Which family survives?
A: The white family, because the children are at school and the parents are at work.

Anonymous

Q: What's the difference between a Mexican and a book?
A: A book has papers.

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