Q: Why did President Obama get two terms?
A: Because every black man gets a longer sentence.
A Jewish boy asks his father for $50. The father replies, "$40, what do you need $30 for?"
Why did the Mexican guy throw his wife off of a cliff? Tequila!
Q: What do black people and sperm have in common?
A: Only one in a million work.
How do you get an Iranian out of a bathtub? You turn on the water.