Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
Q: What's the word that starts with an "N" that no one wants to call a black person?
Why are we so sure that Eve was African? If she were white, she wouldn't have eaten that apple! She would say, "Is this organic? What would Oprah do?" If she had been Asian, she'd have eaten the damn snake!
Two Jews walk into a bar and ask for some water. Why? Because its free.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan.