Why did the Mexican guy throw his wife off of a cliff? Tequila!
A friend of mine got in trouble for punching an african-american woman. In his defense, he was told to go to Home Depot and get a black and decker.
I shop for shoes the way black men hit on women. It has to jump out and grab me.
Q: Why did only 1,800 Mexicans show up to the Battle of the Alamo?
A: They only had two vans.
I am from the Middle East and when I was a kid, I had a bomb sniffing dog. It died of an overdose.