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What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus? I don’t know, but you should see it pick lettuce!

smee23

A little Native American boy goes up to the Indian chief and asks, "Chief, how come we name everyone after the first thing they see?" The chief replies, "Well, I'm not sure, Two Dogs Fucking."

Anonymous

Q: How many white people does it take to change a light bulb?
A: All of them. 1 to hold it to the socket and the rest to screw the world.

Anonymous

Q: What is a Mexican 7-course dinner?
A: A taco and a six-pack.

Mulachack

A robber sticks his gun in a Scotsman's ribs and demands, "Your money or your life!" When after a moment there is no answer, he repeats his demand, "Your money or your life!" to which the Scotsman replies, "I'm thinking it over!"

jackrwilson

Q: Why didn't they hire any Puerto Ricans in the new Star Trek movie?
A: They don't work in the future either.

Anonymous

Why do black people hate taking Tylenol? Because they have to pick the cotton out.

Anonymous

What is the sign of inflation? A Volkswagen with 12 Latinos in it.

Anonymous

What do you call a gay Indian? A brave sucker.

caseytkd

A black man is lost in the forest. A hunter finds him and says, "Excuse me, sir. Can you ax me a tree?" The black man says, "No, but I can ax you a question?"

Sidrik chur

I had sex with a Chinese woman last night. It was great, but an hour later I was STILL horny!

c. stallons

What do u call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan-on-Juan.

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