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joke bank - Racist Jokes

An Italian mother says, "If you don't eat all the food on this plate, I'll kill you." A Jewish mother says, "If you don't eat all the food on this plate, I'll kill myself."

Anonymous

Q: Did you hear Apple is making a new phone just for Chinese people?
A: It's called the iOpener.

Anonymous

I was walking down the street and I punched of a white guy and then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.

Mark Bolton

Q: What do you call a retarded Chinaman?
A: Sometin Wong.

Paddy and ...

Q: What is the difference between a white Jew and a black Jew?
A: The black Jew has to sit in the back of the oven.

Anonymous

Q: What do you call stoned Mexicans?
A: Baked beans.

Francis Mata

Q: What's the difference between Jew Jesus and Black Jesus? A: Jew Jesus was born in a stable. Black Jesus was born into an unstable home.

Jamar Mala...

Q: What do you call a blind German?
A: A not-see (Nazi).

Tyler Harr...

Q: Why can't Stevie Wonder read?
A: Because he's black.

eric

A Canadian, an American, and a Mexican were on a North American transcontinental flight. The Canadian stuck his hand out of the plane, and said, "We have reached Canada." The others asked, "How do you know?" The Canadian responded, "Because I have just touched the tip of the CN tower." A couple hours later, the American sticks his hand out of the plane and said, "We have reached the USA." The rest asked, "How do you know?" The american replied, "Because I have just touched the tip of the Empire State Building." Another couple of hours passed and the Mexican said, "We have just reached Mexico." The American and Canadian asked, "How do you know?" The Mexican answered, "Because when I stuck my hand out the window someone stole my watch."

Anonymous

A black baby dies, goes to heaven, gets his wings, asks God, "Am I an angel?" God looks at him and says, "Naw nigga, you a bat."

Anonymous

A Scotsman was out having a very good time on Saturday night sampling the local product and on the way home he passed out along the lane. Later in the night a wind came blowing by and blew his kilt up to his waist. Well, we all know what a real Scotsman wears under his kilt. Early Sunday morning the two town spinsters came by and saw him laying there. "Prudence have you ever seen such a sight!" one exclaimed. "No I haven't Purity. He deserves some kind of punishment." As she searched her bag, she found something and said, "Here this should do it." And she tied a ribbon around his member. "Serves him right," they huffed and continued on to church. Later the Scotsman awoke and looked down at his member and saw the bright blue ribbon tied around it and said, "Aye Laddie, I dunna know where ye been, but ye won ferst prize!"

chick