A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration.
Q: What do black people and sperm have in common?
A: Only one in a million work.
What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake? One less drunk Irishman.
How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican? Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges.
Women are just like fine wine. I only like the white ones.