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joke bank - Racist Jokes

Q: Would a white or black kindergartner have a bigger dick?
A: The black one because he's 20.

DJH

Q: What do you call it when a black man is pushed out of an airplane?
A: Nightfall.

CHRIS

Tyrone's first day in the first grade he came home crying. When his mother asked why, he replied, "The teacher told us to say our ABC's and all the little white boys could say them and I could only get to the letter E. Why is that? His mom said, "Because you black and they white." The next day Tyrone was crying again. "What's wrong today, Tyrone?" his mother asked. Tyrone said, "Teacher told us to count to 100 and all the little white boys did but I could only get up to 10. Why is that?" The mom answered, "Because you black and they white." The third day he came home smiling. "What happened today, Tyrone?" asked his mom. "We went to the bathroom and my thing was biggest of all, because I'm black and they white, right mama?" She said, "No, Tyrone, it's because you 17 and they 6."

Stephon Ca...

Q: Why did the Romans build straight roads?
A: To stop the Pakistanis from building corner shops.

ynanontoat

An Italian mother says, "If you don't eat all the food on this plate, I'll kill you." A Jewish mother says, "If you don't eat all the food on this plate, I'll kill myself."

Anonymous

Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they can shoot, steal, and run.

Phillip M

Q: Why do black people smell? A: So blind people can hate them too.

Anonymous

Q: What do you call a black robot?
A: Tydrone.

conoromeara

Q: What do you call a retarded Chinaman?
A: Sometin Wong.

Paddy and ...

Q: Why do Chinese people have Chinese babies?
A: Because two Wongs don't make a white.

Lol

Q: What is the difference between a white Jew and a black Jew?
A: The black Jew has to sit in the back of the oven.

Anonymous

A Scotsman was out having a very good time on Saturday night sampling the local product and on the way home he passed out along the lane. Later in the night a wind came blowing by and blew his kilt up to his waist. Well, we all know what a real Scotsman wears under his kilt. Early Sunday morning the two town spinsters came by and saw him laying there. "Prudence have you ever seen such a sight!" one exclaimed. "No I haven't Purity. He deserves some kind of punishment." As she searched her bag, she found something and said, "Here this should do it." And she tied a ribbon around his member. "Serves him right," they huffed and continued on to church. Later the Scotsman awoke and looked down at his member and saw the bright blue ribbon tied around it and said, "Aye Laddie, I dunna know where ye been, but ye won ferst prize!"

chick