How do you get an Iranian out of a bathtub? You turn on the water.
Why did the Mexican guy throw his wife off of a cliff? Tequila!
A Jewish boy asks his father for $50. The father replies, "$40, what do you need $30 for?"
A friend of mine got in trouble for punching an african-american woman. In his defense, he was told to go to Home Depot and get a black and decker.
How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? One, unless it's a black bulb, then he'll call for backup!