A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration.
What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust? THE COST!!!
A guy believed that his wife is cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. The cheapest he could find was a Chinese man. This was the Chinese PI's report about what he found: "Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall out tree. I not see. No fee. Cheng Lee."
What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A black widow.
A Jewish boy asks his father for $50. The father replies, "$40, what do you need $30 for?"