A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration.
What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust? THE COST!!!
What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A black widow.
A Jewish boy asks his father for $50. The father replies, "$40, what do you need $30 for?"
How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican? Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges.