Q: What's the difference between a black and an Asian?
A: 10 minutes in the oven.
A Jewish boy asks his father for $50. The father replies, "$40, what do you need $30 for?"
Why did the Mexican guy throw his wife off of a cliff? Tequila!
A friend of mine got in trouble for punching an african-american woman. In his defense, he was told to go to Home Depot and get a black and decker.
Q: Why are black people so good at basketball?
A: They are good at running, stealing, and shooting.