What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake? One less drunk Irishman.
Women are just like fine wine. I only like the white ones.
A Jewish boy asks his father for $50. The father replies, "$40, what do you need $30 for?"
Why did the Mexican guy throw his wife off of a cliff? Tequila!
A friend of mine got in trouble for punching an african-american woman. In his defense, he was told to go to Home Depot and get a black and decker.