A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan.
Q: What did the black boy say when he had diarrhea?
A: "Mommy, why am I melting?!"
What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust? THE COST!!!
Q: What did the black kid get for Christmas?
A: Your bike.