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joke bank - Racist Jokes

Q: What's the difference between Jew Jesus and Black Jesus? A: Jew Jesus was born in a stable. Black Jesus was born into an unstable home.

Jamar Mala...

Two Jews walked into a bar. It was busy. So they bought it.

hyenachief

Q: What do you call a Filipino contortionist?
A: A Manila folder.

Mark My Words

What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons? Hose A and Hose B!

OussiStyle

Q: What do you call stoned Mexicans?
A: Baked beans.

Francis Mata

Q: What do you call a blind German?
A: A not-see (Nazi).

Tyler Harr...

Q: Did you hear Apple is making a new phone just for Chinese people?
A: It's called the iOpener.

Anonymous

Q: Why can't Stevie Wonder read?
A: Because he's black.

eric

A Canadian, an American, and a Mexican were on a North American transcontinental flight. The Canadian stuck his hand out of the plane, and said, "We have reached Canada." The others asked, "How do you know?" The Canadian responded, "Because I have just touched the tip of the CN tower." A couple hours later, the American sticks his hand out of the plane and said, "We have reached the USA." The rest asked, "How do you know?" The american replied, "Because I have just touched the tip of the Empire State Building." Another couple of hours passed and the Mexican said, "We have just reached Mexico." The American and Canadian asked, "How do you know?" The Mexican answered, "Because when I stuck my hand out the window someone stole my watch."

Anonymous

How does a Jewish pedophile hunt for children? "Hen kid, want to buy some candy?"

absolumer

Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans in a mosh pit?
A: A bean dip.

Noble pooers

Q: What's the difference between a Mexican and a book?
A: A book has papers.

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