Two Jews walk into a bar and ask for some water. Why? Because its free.
A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration.
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan.
What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust? THE COST!!!