What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust? THE COST!!!
Q: What's the word that starts with an "N" that no one wants to call a black person?
How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican? Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges.
A Jewish boy asks his father for $50. The father replies, "$40, what do you need $30 for?"
Women are just like fine wine. I only like the white ones.