Q: What do black people and sperm have in common?
A: Only one in a million work.
Q: What's the difference between a black and an Asian?
A: 10 minutes in the oven.
Q: Why did President Obama get two terms?
A: Because every black man gets a longer sentence.
Q: What do you call a black dude with a regular job, who doesn’t drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn’t rape White women?
A: An Inmate
I am from the Middle East and when I was a kid, I had a bomb sniffing dog. It died of an overdose.