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joke bank - Racist Jokes

Q: What do you call a Filipino contortionist?
A: A Manila folder.

Mark My Words

Two Jews walked into a bar. It was busy. So they bought it.

hyenachief

Q: What's the difference between a Mexican and a book?
A: A book has papers.

the internet

Q: There are 3 families living in 3 apartments in one building, a Mexican family, a white family, and a black family. A tonado hits the building one day. Which family survives?
A: The white family, because the children are at school and the parents are at work.

Anonymous

Don't be racist. Be like the multi-cultural panda bear: black, white, and Chinese.

Anonymous

Q: What is the difference between the words "select" and "choose?"
A: "Select" is when you pick something and "choose" is what Mexicans put on their feet.

Joephace (...

What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons? Hose A and Hose B!

OussiStyle

Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans in a mosh pit?
A: A bean dip.

Noble pooers

How does a Jewish pedophile hunt for children? "Hen kid, want to buy some candy?"

absolumer

Three ladies were on a bus stop bench. One of the ladies looks at the other and asks her if she is Native American, She says, "Yes, I'm Arapaho." "Is that so?" says the first, "It just happens that I'm a Navajo." The third lady looks at both of them and says, "I'm a Dallas hoe."

Mark My Words

Q: Why do Asians hate football? A: Because they spend 13 hours a day making them.

me

Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha Ching!

Anonymous