A friend of mine got in trouble for punching an african-american woman. In his defense, he was told to go to Home Depot and get a black and decker.
Mexico doesn't win Olympic medals because all the best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.
Q: What's the difference between a black and an Asian?
A: 10 minutes in the oven.
How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? One, unless it's a black bulb, then he'll call for backup!
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."