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Q: What's the difference between Jew Jesus and Black Jesus? A: Jew Jesus was born in a stable. Black Jesus was born into an unstable home.

Jamar Mala...

What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons? Hose A and Hose B!

OussiStyle

Q: What is the difference between a white Jew and a black Jew?
A: The black Jew has to sit in the back of the oven.

Anonymous

How does a Jewish pedophile hunt for children? "Hen kid, want to buy some candy?"

absolumer

Q: What do you call a blind German?
A: A not-see (Nazi).

Tyler Harr...

Q: Why do Chinese people have Chinese babies?
A: Because two Wongs don't make a white.

Lol

Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans in a mosh pit?
A: A bean dip.

Noble pooers

What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus? I don’t know, but you should see it pick lettuce!

smee23

Q: What's the difference between a Mexican and a book?
A: A book has papers.

the internet

What time do Chinese people go to the dentist? Tooth hurty (2:30)

nedg5523

A Canadian, an American, and a Mexican were on a North American transcontinental flight. The Canadian stuck his hand out of the plane, and said, "We have reached Canada." The others asked, "How do you know?" The Canadian responded, "Because I have just touched the tip of the CN tower." A couple hours later, the American sticks his hand out of the plane and said, "We have reached the USA." The rest asked, "How do you know?" The american replied, "Because I have just touched the tip of the Empire State Building." Another couple of hours passed and the Mexican said, "We have just reached Mexico." The American and Canadian asked, "How do you know?" The Mexican answered, "Because when I stuck my hand out the window someone stole my watch."

Anonymous

Q: What is the difference between the words "select" and "choose?"
A: "Select" is when you pick something and "choose" is what Mexicans put on their feet.

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