Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust? THE COST!!!
What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A black widow.
How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican? Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges.
A Jewish boy asks his father for $50. The father replies, "$40, what do you need $30 for?"