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Don't be racist. Be like the multi-cultural panda bear: black, white, and Chinese.


A Scotsman was out having a very good time on Saturday night sampling the local product and on the way home he passed out along the lane. Later in the night a wind came blowing by and blew his kilt up to his waist. Well, we all know what a real Scotsman wears under his kilt. Early Sunday morning the two town spinsters came by and saw him laying there. "Prudence have you ever seen such a sight!" one exclaimed. "No I haven't Purity. He deserves some kind of punishment." As she searched her bag, she found something and said, "Here this should do it." And she tied a ribbon around his member. "Serves him right," they huffed and continued on to church. Later the Scotsman awoke and looked down at his member and saw the bright blue ribbon tied around it and said, "Aye Laddie, I dunna know where ye been, but ye won ferst prize!"


Q: Why do Asians hate football? A: Because they spend 13 hours a day making them.


Q: What's the difference between a Mexican and a book?
A: A book has papers.

the internet

Q: What do you call a Filipino contortionist?
A: A Manila folder.

Mark My Words

Two Jews walked into a bar. It was busy. So they bought it.


Q: What is the difference between the words "select" and "choose?"
A: "Select" is when you pick something and "choose" is what Mexicans put on their feet.

Joephace (...

What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons? Hose A and Hose B!


Three ladies were on a bus stop bench. One of the ladies looks at the other and asks her if she is Native American, She says, "Yes, I'm Arapaho." "Is that so?" says the first, "It just happens that I'm a Navajo." The third lady looks at both of them and says, "I'm a Dallas hoe."

Mark My Words

Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans in a mosh pit?
A: A bean dip.

Noble pooers

Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha Ching!


How does a Jewish pedophile hunt for children? "Hen kid, want to buy some candy?"