What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust? THE COST!!!
A Jewish boy asks his father for $50. The father replies, "$40, what do you need $30 for?"
How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican? Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges.
Women are just like fine wine. I only like the white ones.
What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake? One less drunk Irishman.