Women are just like fine wine. I only like the white ones.
Q: What do you call a black dude with a regular job, who doesn’t drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn’t rape White women?
A: An Inmate
Q: What did the black boy say when he had diarrhea?
A: "Mommy, why am I melting?!"
What do you call a Greek with 500 girlfriends? A shepherd.
A friend of mine got in trouble for punching an african-american woman. In his defense, he was told to go to Home Depot and get a black and decker.