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Q: Why do Jewish women love circumcised men?
A: Because they like 20 percent off.

Brett rose...

What time do Chinese people go to the dentist? Tooth hurty (2:30)


What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus? I don’t know, but you should see it pick lettuce!


Q: What is Rodney King's least favorite band?
A: The Police.


Q: Why shouldn't white people go swimming?
A: Because crackers get soggy when wet.


Why does the Polish Navy have glass-bottomed boats? So they can see the old Polish Navy.


What do you call an Asian drive-by? Cappucino (Cap-a-chino)


Q: What do you call an Indian in a Ferrari?
A: Curry in a hurry.

Milan Pere...

Q: What is the difference between OJ Simpson and the Lion King?
A: The Lion King is an African lion and OJ is a lyin' African.


Q: What is a Mexican 7-course dinner?
A: A taco and a six-pack.


A robber sticks his gun in a Scotsman's ribs and demands, "Your money or your life!" When after a moment there is no answer, he repeats his demand, "Your money or your life!" to which the Scotsman replies, "I'm thinking it over!"


Q: Did you hear about the two vans that crashed last week?
A: 100 Mexicans died.