joke bank - Racist Jokes

How does a Jewish pedophile hunt for children? "Hen kid, want to buy some candy?"

absolumer

Q: What is the difference between OJ Simpson and the Lion King?
A: The Lion King is an African lion and OJ is a lyin' African.

adonis

What time do Chinese people go to the dentist? Tooth hurty (2:30)

nedg5523

What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus? I don’t know, but you should see it pick lettuce!

smee23

Q: What is Rodney King's least favorite band?
A: The Police.

Anonymous

Q: What do you call an Indian in a Ferrari?
A: Curry in a hurry.

Milan Pere...

Why does the Polish Navy have glass-bottomed boats? So they can see the old Polish Navy.

Anonymous

Q: Did you hear about the two vans that crashed last week?
A: 100 Mexicans died.

Anonymous

Q: What do you call a baptized Mexican?
A: Bean dip.

Columbone

What do you call an Asian drive-by? Cappucino (Cap-a-chino)

paulwasthere

Q: What do you call a Latino Vulcan? A: Mr. Spick.

Jason Hubert

What do you call three black guys hanging from a tree? An Alabama Windchime.

R.A.