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joke bank - Racist Jokes

Q: Why can't Stevie Wonder read?
A: Because he's black.


Don't be racist. Be like the multi-cultural panda bear: black, white, and Chinese.


Nazi foreplay? "Don't scream or I'll kill you."


What is the sign of inflation? A Volkswagen with 12 Latinos in it.


Q: What do you call stoned Mexicans?
A: Baked beans.

Francis Mata

Q: Did you hear Apple is making a new phone just for Chinese people?
A: It's called the iOpener.


What do you call a good-looking Armenian? Lucky.


A robber sticks his gun in a Scotsman's ribs and demands, "Your money or your life!" When after a moment there is no answer, he repeats his demand, "Your money or your life!" to which the Scotsman replies, "I'm thinking it over!"


Q: What do you call a black man with no arms?
A: Trustworthy.

Atanas Ata...

Q: There are 3 families living in 3 apartments in one building, a Mexican family, a white family, and a black family. A tonado hits the building one day. Which family survives?
A: The white family, because the children are at school and the parents are at work.


I was walking down the street and I punched of a white guy and then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.

Mark Bolton

What do you call an Asian drive-by? Cappucino (Cap-a-chino)