Q: What did the black boy say when he had diarrhea?
A: "Mommy, why am I melting?!"
How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican? Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges.
Women are just like fine wine. I only like the white ones.
Q: What do you call a black dude with a regular job, who doesn’t drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn’t rape White women?
A: An Inmate
Q: What did the black kid get for Christmas?
A: Your bike.