Q: What's the difference between a black and an Asian?
A: 10 minutes in the oven.
Being Asian and a woman definitely has its advantages. For example, when you’ve had a few drinks and have to drive home past midnight, you think you're driving perfectly fine, but in reality you're not. Next thing you know, there's a cop. The cop sees you and doesn’t even bother pulling you over, let alone giving you a ticket. Why? Well, he’s probably thinking, “This person’s not under the influence, it’s just an Asian woman driving!”
What do you call a German virgin? Goodandtight.
Q: Why did President Obama get two terms?
A: Because every black man gets a longer sentence.
How many mexicans does it take to build a roof? Juan.