I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
Q: How do you distinguish an arab from a terrorist?
A: You don't ..... that's the problem!
Q: Why are black people so good at basketball?
A: They are good at running, stealing, and shooting.
Being Asian and a woman definitely has its advantages. For example, when you’ve had a few drinks and have to drive home past midnight, you think you're driving perfectly fine, but in reality you're not. Next thing you know, there's a cop. The cop sees you and doesn’t even bother pulling you over, let alone giving you a ticket. Why? Well, he’s probably thinking, “This person’s not under the influence, it’s just an Asian woman driving!”
I am from the Middle East and when I was a kid, I had a bomb sniffing dog. It died of an overdose.