Why did the Mexican guy throw his wife off of a cliff? Tequila!
A friend of mine got in trouble for punching an african-american woman. In his defense, he was told to go to Home Depot and get a black and decker.
How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? One, unless it's a black bulb, then he'll call for backup!
Q: What do you call a black dude with a regular job, who doesn’t drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn’t rape White women?
A: An Inmate
Q: What's the word that starts with an "N" that no one wants to call a black person?