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joke bank - Racist Jokes

Q: Why do Jewish women love circumcised men?
A: Because they like 20 percent off.

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What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus? I don’t know, but you should see it pick lettuce!


What time do Chinese people go to the dentist? Tooth hurty (2:30)


Q: Why shouldn't white people go swimming?
A: Because crackers get soggy when wet.


Q: What is Rodney King's least favorite band?
A: The Police.


Why does the Polish Navy have glass-bottomed boats? So they can see the old Polish Navy.


Nazi foreplay? "Don't scream or I'll kill you."


Q: What is a Mexican 7-course dinner?
A: A taco and a six-pack.


What is the sign of inflation? A Volkswagen with 12 Latinos in it.


A robber sticks his gun in a Scotsman's ribs and demands, "Your money or your life!" When after a moment there is no answer, he repeats his demand, "Your money or your life!" to which the Scotsman replies, "I'm thinking it over!"


What do you call a good-looking Armenian? Lucky.


What do u call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan-on-Juan.

Juan Class...