How do you get an Iranian out of a bathtub? You turn on the water.
Q: What's the difference between a black man and Batman?
A: Batman can go inside a store without Robin.
How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? One, unless it's a black bulb, then he'll call for backup!
Q: What do you call a black dude with a regular job, who doesn’t drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn’t rape White women?
A: An Inmate
Q: What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?
A: "Get off me, homes!"