What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A black widow.
A Jewish boy asks his father for $50. The father replies, "$40, what do you need $30 for?"
How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican? Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges.
Women are just like fine wine. I only like the white ones.
Q: How do you distinguish an arab from a terrorist?
A: You don't ..... that's the problem!