Q: Why are black people so good at basketball?
A: They are good at running, stealing, and shooting.
How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? One, unless it's a black bulb, then he'll call for backup!
Q: What do you call a black dude with a regular job, who doesn’t drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn’t rape White women?
A: An Inmate
Q: How do you distinguish an arab from a terrorist?
A: You don't ..... that's the problem!
Q: What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?
A: "Get off me, homes!"