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joke bank - Racist Jokes

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms?
A: Trustworthy.

Atanas Ata...

Q: What is the difference between the words "select" and "choose?"
A: "Select" is when you pick something and "choose" is what Mexicans put on their feet.

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I was walking down the street and I punched of a white guy and then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.

Mark Bolton

Don't be racist. Be like the multi-cultural panda bear: black, white, and Chinese.


What time do Chinese people go to the dentist? Tooth hurty (2:30)


What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus? I don’t know, but you should see it pick lettuce!


Q: There are 3 families living in 3 apartments in one building, a Mexican family, a white family, and a black family. A tonado hits the building one day. Which family survives?
A: The white family, because the children are at school and the parents are at work.


Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha Ching!


Three ladies were on a bus stop bench. One of the ladies looks at the other and asks her if she is Native American, She says, "Yes, I'm Arapaho." "Is that so?" says the first, "It just happens that I'm a Navajo." The third lady looks at both of them and says, "I'm a Dallas hoe."

Mark My Words

What is the sign of inflation? A Volkswagen with 12 Latinos in it.


Nazi foreplay? "Don't scream or I'll kill you."


Q: Why do Asians hate football? A: Because they spend 13 hours a day making them.