Q: How do you distinguish an arab from a terrorist?
A: You don't ..... that's the problem!
A friend of mine got in trouble for punching an african-american woman. In his defense, he was told to go to Home Depot and get a black and decker.
How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? One, unless it's a black bulb, then he'll call for backup!
What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake? One less drunk Irishman.
Why did the Mexican guy throw his wife off of a cliff? Tequila!