Q: How does a black girl tell if she is pregnant? A: When she pulls the tampon out all the cotton is picked.
Q: How do you distinguish an arab from a terrorist?
A: You don't ..... that's the problem!
Q: What do you call white people running down a hill?
A: An avalanche.
Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mudslide.
Q: What do you call black people running down a hill?
A: A jail break.
Q: What do you call a black dude with a regular job, who doesn’t drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn’t rape White women?
A: An Inmate
How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? One, unless it's a black bulb, then he'll call for backup!