joke bank - Racist Jokes

What do a fat lady and concrete have in common? They both have been laid by Mexicans.

Anonymous

A robber sticks his gun in a Scotsman's ribs and demands, "Your money or your life!" When after a moment there is no answer, he repeats his demand, "Your money or your life!" to which the Scotsman replies, "I'm thinking it over!"

jackrwilson

Q: What is a Mexican 7-course dinner?
A: A taco and a six-pack.

Mulachack

A little Native American boy goes up to the Indian chief and asks, "Chief, how come we name everyone after the first thing they see?" The chief replies, "Well, I'm not sure, Two Dogs Fucking."

Anonymous

Q: What's the difference between an elevator and a white girl? A: An elevator works.

Anonymous

What do you call a good-looking Armenian? Lucky.

Anonymous

Q: Why do Chinese people not have phone books?
A: Because you might wing the wong number.

Anonymous

Nazi foreplay? "Don't scream or I'll kill you."

Anonymous

What is the sign of inflation? A Volkswagen with 12 Latinos in it.

Anonymous

Q: How many white people does it take to change a light bulb?
A: All of them. 1 to hold it to the socket and the rest to screw the world.

Anonymous

What do u call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan-on-Juan.

Juan Class...

Q: Why didn't they hire any Puerto Ricans in the new Star Trek movie?
A: They don't work in the future either.

Anonymous