What do you call a German virgin? Goodandtight.
Q: What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?
A: "Get off me, homes!"
I shop for shoes the way black men hit on women. It has to jump out and grab me.
Q: Where do black people wear suits?
A: Courts & coffins
A woman goes to a doctor named Dr. Wong. "Doctor, I can't get a date, no one will go out with me." In a very thick Asian accent, Dr. Wong says, "Take off clothes and get on all four hands and knees." She does. "Now crawl to wall." She does so and looks back at him. "I know what wrong." “What is it Doctor! What do I have?" "You have Ed Zachary disease." "Ed Zachary disease? What is that?!" "You face look Ed Zachary like you ass!"