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joke bank - Racist Jokes

Q: What is Rodney King's least favorite band?
A: The Police.


What do you call a good-looking Armenian? Lucky.


A robber sticks his gun in a Scotsman's ribs and demands, "Your money or your life!" When after a moment there is no answer, he repeats his demand, "Your money or your life!" to which the Scotsman replies, "I'm thinking it over!"


Why does the Polish Navy have glass-bottomed boats? So they can see the old Polish Navy.


Q: What is a Mexican 7-course dinner?
A: A taco and a six-pack.


What do you call an Asian drive-by? Cappucino (Cap-a-chino)


Q: Why do Jewish women love circumcised men?
A: Because they like 20 percent off.

Brett rose...

A black baby dies, goes to heaven, gets his wings, asks God, "Am I an angel?" God looks at him and says, "Naw nigga, you a bat."


Q: Why shouldn't white people go swimming?
A: Because crackers get soggy when wet.


Q: What do you call a baptized Mexican?
A: Bean dip.


An Asian walks into a bar with a boner. He bumps into a wall and breaks his nose.


What do you call a gay Indian? A brave sucker.