Q: How do you distinguish an arab from a terrorist?
A: You don't ..... that's the problem!
Q: What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?
A: "Get off me, homes!"
How do you get an Iranian out of a bathtub? You turn on the water.
Q: What did the black boy say when he had diarrhea?
A: "Mommy, why am I melting?!"
A baby duck and a baby skunk finish crossing the freeway after just narrowly escaping death. Their families however were all killed by a big-rig. Upon reaching the other side, the little duck tells the baby skunk, "My parents both died and didn't tell me what I am." "Well," says the baby skunk, "You are yellow and you have a bill and webbed feet. You must be a duck." The duck thanked him. The baby skunk then tells the duck, "You know what, my parents didn't tell me what I am either." "Well," says the baby duck, "You're not quite black and you're not quite white and you smell bad. You must be Mexican."