I am from the Middle East and when I was a kid, I had a bomb sniffing dog. It died of an overdose.
What do you call a German virgin? Goodandtight.
Q: What's the difference between a black man and Batman?
A: Batman can go inside a store without Robin.
Q. What s the Mexican version of One Direction
A. Juan Direction
Q: Where do black people wear suits?
A: Courts & coffins