Q: What do you call a black dude with a regular job, who doesn’t drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn’t rape White women?
A: An Inmate
Q: How does a black girl tell if she is pregnant? A: When she pulls the tampon out all the cotton is picked.
How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? One, unless it's a black bulb, then he'll call for backup!
What do you call a Greek with 500 girlfriends? A shepherd.
A friend of mine got in trouble for punching an african-american woman. In his defense, he was told to go to Home Depot and get a black and decker.