How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? One, unless it's a black bulb, then he'll call for backup!
What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake? One less drunk Irishman.
Why did the Mexican guy throw his wife off of a cliff? Tequila!
Q: How do you distinguish an arab from a terrorist?
A: You don't ..... that's the problem!
A guy believed that his wife is cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. The cheapest he could find was a Chinese man. This was the Chinese PI's report about what he found: "Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall out tree. I not see. No fee. Cheng Lee."