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joke bank - Racist Jokes

Q: What do you call an Indian in a Ferrari?
A: Curry in a hurry.

Milan Pere...

Q: What do you call a baptized Mexican?
A: Bean dip.

Columbone

What do you call an Asian drive-by? Cappucino (Cap-a-chino)

paulwasthere

Q: Did you hear about the two vans that crashed last week?
A: 100 Mexicans died.

Anonymous

Q: What's the difference between an elevator and a white girl? A: An elevator works.

Anonymous

I had sex with a Chinese woman last night. It was great, but an hour later I was STILL horny!

c. stallons

Q: Why do Chinese people not have phone books?
A: Because you might wing the wong number.

Anonymous

What do a fat lady and concrete have in common? They both have been laid by Mexicans.

Anonymous

Q: Why didn't they hire any Puerto Ricans in the new Star Trek movie?
A: They don't work in the future either.

Anonymous

What do you call a gay Indian? A brave sucker.

caseytkd

Q: What is the difference between OJ Simpson and the Lion King?
A: The Lion King is an African lion and OJ is a lyin' African.

adonis

A black man is lost in the forest. A hunter finds him and says, "Excuse me, sir. Can you ax me a tree?" The black man says, "No, but I can ax you a question?"

Sidrik chur