Q: How do you distinguish an arab from a terrorist?
A: You don't ..... that's the problem!
How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? One, unless it's a black bulb, then he'll call for backup!
A friend of mine got in trouble for punching an african-american woman. In his defense, he was told to go to Home Depot and get a black and decker.
What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake? One less drunk Irishman.
Why did the Mexican guy throw his wife off of a cliff? Tequila!