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joke bank - Racist Jokes

What do you call an Asian drive-by? Cappucino (Cap-a-chino)


Why does the Polish Navy have glass-bottomed boats? So they can see the old Polish Navy.


Q: What is Rodney King's least favorite band?
A: The Police.


Q: Why do Asians hate football? A: Because they spend 13 hours a day making them.


Q: What is a Mexican 7-course dinner?
A: A taco and a six-pack.


Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha Ching!


What do you call a gay Indian? A brave sucker.


An Asian walks into a bar with a boner. He bumps into a wall and breaks his nose.


Q: What do you call a baptized Mexican?
A: Bean dip.


An Irishman, an Indian man, a British man, and a Scottish man are riding in a plane. The pilot shouts back, "We need to lose some weight or we'll crash!" So the Irishman throws out some beer and saying, "We got enough of that in our country." The Indian throws out some curry and says, "We got enough off that in our country." The Scottish man throws some bagpipes off and says, "We got enough of that in our country." Then the British man picks up the Indian and chucks him off the plane saying, "We got enough off them that in our country."


Q: Why shouldn't white people go swimming?
A: Because crackers get soggy when wet.


I had sex with a Chinese woman last night. It was great, but an hour later I was STILL horny!

c. stallons