Why do Jewish people love air? Because it's free.
You know why we don't have Mexican Astronauts? It's because the countdown goes like this, "10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Launch! Lonch!?!? Vamos a comer..."
Q: What's the difference between a Mexican and a large pizza?
A: The pizza can feed a family of four.
Q: What is the difference between a Mexican and an Elevator?
A: The elevator can raise a child.
What do you call a Greek with 500 girlfriends? A shepherd.