joke bank - Racist Jokes

I had sex with a Chinese woman last night. It was great, but an hour later I was STILL horny!

c. stallons

A black man is lost in the forest. A hunter finds him and says, "Excuse me, sir. Can you ax me a tree?" The black man says, "No, but I can ax you a question?"

Sidrik chur

What do you call a gay Indian? A brave sucker.

caseytkd

Why do black people hate taking Tylenol? Because they have to pick the cotton out.

Anonymous

Q: What do you call a Mexican stuck in quicksand? A: Cinco.

Jo Jo the ...

Q: What do you call two Chinese lesbians having sex with a cedar? A: A tree-way.

hellspit1981

Q: Why do Italian men wear necklaces?
A: To let them know where to stop shaving.

Mark My Wi...

An Irishman, an Indian man, a British man, and a Scottish man are riding in a plane. The pilot shouts back, "We need to lose some weight or we'll crash!" So the Irishman throws out some beer and saying, "We got enough of that in our country." The Indian throws out some curry and says, "We got enough off that in our country." The Scottish man throws some bagpipes off and says, "We got enough of that in our country." Then the British man picks up the Indian and chucks him off the plane saying, "We got enough off them that in our country."

liam

Q: What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection?
A: Cracker with cheese.

Anonymous

Q: Why was the Malasian plane lost?
A: Because an Asian was driving it!

Josh

Q: What do you call a red-haired Japanese man?
A: A ginja.

Anonymous

Q: What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
A: The PGA tour.

Anonymous