A woman goes to a doctor named Dr. Wong. "Doctor, I can't get a date, no one will go out with me." In a very thick Asian accent, Dr. Wong says, "Take off clothes and get on all four hands and knees." She does. "Now crawl to wall." She does so and looks back at him. "I know what wrong." “What is it Doctor! What do I have?" "You have Ed Zachary disease." "Ed Zachary disease? What is that?!" "You face look Ed Zachary like you ass!"
I shop for shoes the way black men hit on women. It has to jump out and grab me.
What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.
Q: What's the word that starts with an "N" that no one wants to call a black person?
Why do Jewish people love air? Because it's free.