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I had sex with a Chinese woman last night. It was great, but an hour later I was STILL horny!

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Q: Why do Chinese people not have phone books?
A: Because you might wing the wong number.


A black man is lost in the forest. A hunter finds him and says, "Excuse me, sir. Can you ax me a tree?" The black man says, "No, but I can ax you a question?"

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An Irishman, an Indian man, a British man, and a Scottish man are riding in a plane. The pilot shouts back, "We need to lose some weight or we'll crash!" So the Irishman throws out some beer and saying, "We got enough of that in our country." The Indian throws out some curry and says, "We got enough off that in our country." The Scottish man throws some bagpipes off and says, "We got enough of that in our country." Then the British man picks up the Indian and chucks him off the plane saying, "We got enough off them that in our country."


Q: How does a woman have safe sex in Detroit?
A: She locks the car doors.


A little Native American boy goes up to the Indian chief and asks, "Chief, how come we name everyone after the first thing they see?" The chief replies, "Well, I'm not sure, Two Dogs Fucking."


A black baby dies, goes to heaven, gets his wings, asks God, "Am I an angel?" God looks at him and says, "Naw nigga, you a bat."


Q: What do you call a Mexican stuck in quicksand? A: Cinco.

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Q: Did you hear about the two vans that crashed last week?
A: 100 Mexicans died.


Why do black people hate taking Tylenol? Because they have to pick the cotton out.


What do you call a Mexican basketball player? Mexi-cant.


What do a fat lady and concrete have in common? They both have been laid by Mexicans.