What do you call a German virgin? Goodandtight.
Q: Where do black people wear suits?
A: Courts & coffins
A woman goes to a doctor named Dr. Wong. "Doctor, I can't get a date, no one will go out with me." In a very thick Asian accent, Dr. Wong says, "Take off clothes and get on all four hands and knees." She does. "Now crawl to wall." She does so and looks back at him. "I know what wrong." “What is it Doctor! What do I have?" "You have Ed Zachary disease." "Ed Zachary disease? What is that?!" "You face look Ed Zachary like you ass!"
Q: What did the black boy say when he had diarrhea?
A: "Mommy, why am I melting?!"
Q: What is the difference between a Mexican and an Elevator?
A: The elevator can raise a child.