A woman goes to a doctor named Dr. Wong. "Doctor, I can't get a date, no one will go out with me." In a very thick Asian accent, Dr. Wong says, "Take off clothes and get on all four hands and knees." She does. "Now crawl to wall." She does so and looks back at him. "I know what wrong." “What is it Doctor! What do I have?" "You have Ed Zachary disease." "Ed Zachary disease? What is that?!" "You face look Ed Zachary like you ass!"
What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.
Q. What s the Mexican version of One Direction
A. Juan Direction
How many mexicans does it take to build a roof? Juan.
Why do Jewish people love air? Because it's free.