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joke bank - Racist Jokes

Q: What's the difference between an elevator and a white girl? A: An elevator works.


I had sex with a Chinese woman last night. It was great, but an hour later I was STILL horny!

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Q: Why do Jewish women love circumcised men?
A: Because they like 20 percent off.

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Q: Why do Chinese people not have phone books?
A: Because you might wing the wong number.


A little Native American boy goes up to the Indian chief and asks, "Chief, how come we name everyone after the first thing they see?" The chief replies, "Well, I'm not sure, Two Dogs Fucking."


Q: What do you call a Mexican stuck in quicksand? A: Cinco.

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Q: How does a woman have safe sex in Detroit?
A: She locks the car doors.


What do you call a Mexican basketball player? Mexi-cant.


Q: Did you hear about the two vans that crashed last week?
A: 100 Mexicans died.


Why do black people hate taking Tylenol? Because they have to pick the cotton out.


Q: Why do Italian men wear necklaces?
A: To let them know where to stop shaving.

Mark My Wi...

A black baby dies, goes to heaven, gets his wings, asks God, "Am I an angel?" God looks at him and says, "Naw nigga, you a bat."