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joke bank - Racist Jokes

An Irishman, an Indian man, a British man, and a Scottish man are riding in a plane. The pilot shouts back, "We need to lose some weight or we'll crash!" So the Irishman throws out some beer and saying, "We got enough of that in our country." The Indian throws out some curry and says, "We got enough off that in our country." The Scottish man throws some bagpipes off and says, "We got enough of that in our country." Then the British man picks up the Indian and chucks him off the plane saying, "We got enough off them that in our country."


What do you call three black guys hanging from a tree? An Alabama Windchime.


A little Native American boy goes up to the Indian chief and asks, "Chief, how come we name everyone after the first thing they see?" The chief replies, "Well, I'm not sure, Two Dogs Fucking."


Q: How many white men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One; white men will screw anything.


Q: What do you call a Mexican stuck in quicksand? A: Cinco.

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Q: What do you call two Chinese lesbians having sex with a cedar? A: A tree-way.


Why do black people hate taking Tylenol? Because they have to pick the cotton out.


Q: Why do Italian men wear necklaces?
A: To let them know where to stop shaving.

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What do you call a Mexican basketball player? Mexi-cant.


Q: What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection?
A: Cracker with cheese.


Q: Why was the Malasian plane lost?
A: Because an Asian was driving it!


Q: What do you call a red-haired Japanese man?
A: A ginja.