joke bank - Racist Jokes

Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

yo mama

Q: What do you call white people running down a hill?
A: An avalanche.
Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mudslide.
Q: What do you call black people running down a hill?
A: A jail break.

Me

A guy believed that his wife is cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. The cheapest he could find was a Chinese man. This was the Chinese PI's report about what he found: "Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall out tree. I not see. No fee. Cheng Lee."

lexi moss

Mexico doesn't win Olympic medals because all the best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

Anonymous

Why did so many black men get killed in Vietnam? When the generals would yell, "Get down!" they would all start dancing.

cleesix225

Q: How does a black girl tell if she is pregnant? A: When she pulls the tampon out all the cotton is picked.

Anonymous

How are black people and tornadoes the same? It only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood.

Anonymous

Where do you send Jewish kids with Attention Deficit Disorder? Concentration Camp!

jasonblanton

How did the Mexican girl get pregnant? Her teacher told her to do an essay.

TAYABOO

How do you starve a black person? Put their food stamp card under their workboots!

Anonymous

Why do Mexican kids eat tamales on Christmas? So they can have something to unwrap.

Gavin89

Q: Why do Chinese people have Chinese babies?
A: Because two Wongs don't make a white.

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