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joke bank - Racist Jokes

School is like a boner. It's long and hard unless you're Asian.

Anonymous

What is the difference between a Mexican and a book? A book has papers.

kblove

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

maryochoa

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench?
A: A park bench can support a family of four.

Anonymous

Q: Why do black people hate country music?
A: Because when they hear the word "hoedown" they think their sister got shot.

Daniel S.

Why did Hitler kill himself? Because he saw his gas bill.

Mahachoo

Q: Why did President Obama get two terms?
A: Because every black man gets a longer sentence.

CHRIS

A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer. The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says, "Hey that's really neat. Where did you get it?" The parrot responds, "In the jungle, there's millions of them."

bruinsman

Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just Juan.

Anonymous

78% of black men like sex in the shower. The other 22% haven't been to prison yet.

Doug

A cowboy walks into a bar, sits down, and asks for a shot. Across the bar, a Mexican man is sitting and glaring at the cowboy. The cowboy takes the shot and slams the shot glass down on the counter, yelling, "TGIF!" The Mexican orders a shot, takes it, and slams his glass down, yelling, "SPIT!" The cowboy looks over at him and notices the Mexican guy is still staring at him. The cowboy once again orders a shot, slams it down, and yells again "TGIF!" Once again, the Mexican orders a shot, slams it down after consuming it, and yells out, "SPIT!" This goes on for a while, and the bartender stands puzzled and annoyed. Finally, the bartender asks the cowboy, "Just checking, but do you know what TGIF means?" and the cowboy replies, "Hell ya I know what it means, 'Thank God It's Friday!'" The bartender asks the Mexican guy, "Okay, so what does 'SPIT' mean?" and the Mexican replies, "Stupid Pendejo It's Thursday!"

raulg

How do you get the little black kids to stop jumping on the bed? Put Velcro on the ceiling. How do you get them down? Tell the Mexican kids it's a piñata.

b_demarco