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joke bank - Racist Jokes

What is the difference between a Mexican and a book? A book has papers.

kblove

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

maryochoa

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench?
A: A park bench can support a family of four.

Anonymous

Q: Why did President Obama get two terms?
A: Because every black man gets a longer sentence.

CHRIS

Q: Why do black people hate country music?
A: Because when they hear the word "hoedown" they think their sister got shot.

Daniel S.

Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."

Dhunganasa...

A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer. The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says, "Hey that's really neat. Where did you get it?" The parrot responds, "In the jungle, there's millions of them."

bruinsman

78% of black men like sex in the shower. The other 22% haven't been to prison yet.

Doug

Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just Juan.

Anonymous

Why does Beyoncé sing "to the left, to the left"? Because black people have no rights!

Anonymous

There was a redneckwho hit every black man he saw with his truck. One day he saw a priest walking down the road and thought, "For all the bad things I done, let me give this priest a ride." So he picked the priest up and they drove along. The redneck saw a black guy down the road and decided he would pretend to fall asleep and so the priest would think it was an accident. The redneck closed his eyes and heard a loud bang. "What happened?" he asked. "You missed him," the priest said, "but I got him with the door."

Anonymous

How do you get the little black kids to stop jumping on the bed? Put Velcro on the ceiling. How do you get them down? Tell the Mexican kids it's a piñata.

b_demarco