Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they can shoot, steal, and run.
A black man is lost in the forest. A hunter finds him and says, "Excuse me, sir. Can you ax me a tree?" The black man says, "No, but I can ax you a question?"
A black guy, white guy, and Asian guy were riding in a car. They got pulled over by the police and the cop said, "If all of your dicks measure up to be exactly 24 inches I'll let you guys go." The black guy's dick was 12 inches. The white guy's dick was 11 inches. It was all up to the Asian guy. His dick was exactly 1 inch, so the cop said they could go. As they were driving away the Asian guy said, "Thank goodness I had a boner."
Q: What do you call a Mexican stuck in quicksand? A: Cinco.
What do you call a good-looking Armenian? Lucky.