What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons? Hose A and Hose B!
How does a Jewish pedophile hunt for children? "Hen kid, want to buy some candy?"
Q: Would a white or black kindergartner have a bigger dick?
A: The black one because he's 20.
Three dead men go to hell at the same time. There is a white man, a Chinese man, and a Mexican man. Satan tells them that they can only leave hell if he can't do what they ask. The white man asks for the fastest sports car in the world; he goes to into hell. The Chinese man asks for the most advanced computer in the world; he goes into to hell. The Mexican man gets a glass soda bottle, farts into it, closes the lid, pokes many holes in the lid, and asks Satan which hole the fart came from. After pointing to every hole on the lid, the Mexican turns around, points at his butt hole, and says, "Nope, this one."
Q: How does every racist joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.