Q: Why don't Black people take free cruises?
A: Because they aren't falling for that one again.
Nazi foreplay? "Don't scream or I'll kill you."
Q: What's the difference between Jew Jesus and Black Jesus? A: Jew Jesus was born in a stable. Black Jesus was born into an unstable home.
Q: What is the difference between a white Jew and a black Jew?
A: The black Jew has to sit in the back of the oven.
Q: How do Mexicans take a family portrait?
A: They all jump in the back of a pickup truck and run a red light.