Q: What do you call a Mexican stuck in quicksand? A: Cinco.
What do you call a good-looking Armenian? Lucky.
What do you call a mexican shopping at Nordstrom's? Lost......
A group of Cro-Magnons are standing on a cliff, looking a group of Neanderthals and say,"How many Neanderthals does it take to light a fire?" The answer is none they don't have it yet.
A black guy, white guy, and Asian guy were riding in a car. They got pulled over by the police and the cop said, "If all of your dicks measure up to be exactly 24 inches I'll let you guys go." The black guy's dick was 12 inches. The white guy's dick was 11 inches. It was all up to the Asian guy. His dick was exactly 1 inch, so the cop said they could go. As they were driving away the Asian guy said, "Thank goodness I had a boner."