Q: What is the difference between a white Jew and a black Jew?
A: The black Jew has to sit in the back of the oven.
What do you call an Asian drive-by? Cappucino (Cap-a-chino)
What is the sign of inflation? A Volkswagen with 12 Latinos in it.
Q: What do you call a Mexican stuck in quicksand? A: Cinco.
Q: What do you call a Filipino contortionist?
A: A Manila folder.