Q: What do you call a blind German?
A: A not-see (Nazi).
What do you call a Mexican basketball player? Mexi-cant.
Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they can shoot, steal, and run.
Q: What is the difference between the words "select" and "choose?"
A: "Select" is when you pick something and "choose" is what Mexicans put on their feet.
What do you call an Asian drive-by? Cappucino (Cap-a-chino)