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Why did so many black men get killed in Vietnam? When the generals would yell, "Get down!" they would all start dancing.

cleesix225

Mexico doesn't win Olympic medals because all the best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

Anonymous

Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

yo mama

There were three guys in Hell - Iranian, American, and a Chinese man. They asked Satan to let them call their family. The American called and talked for 10 minutes. He payed $1,000. The Chinaman called and talked for 15 minutes. He payed $2,000. The Iranian talked for an hour and only paid $10. The other men complained and Satan responded, "A call from Hell to Hell is local."

alanwake

How do you starve a black person? Put their food stamp card under their workboots!

Anonymous

Q: What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
A: E.T. eventually went home.

raftsdirect

What do you call a Jewish homosexual? A He-blew.

tddorosh

A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now." The Mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senor, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!" The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use three english words in a sentence. The three words are 'green,' 'pink,' and 'yellow.'" The Mexican man thinks , then says, "Hmmm, okay. The phone, it went green, green, green. I pink it up and sez yellow?"

gsuber2472

Q: What's the word that starts with an "N" that no one wants to call a black person?
A: Neighbor.

Anonymous

A guy believed that his wife is cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. The cheapest he could find was a Chinese man. This was the Chinese PI's report about what he found: "Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall out tree. I not see. No fee. Cheng Lee."

lexi moss

How did the Mexican girl get pregnant? Her teacher told her to do an essay.

TAYABOO

Q: What do you call white people running down a hill?
A: An avalanche.
Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mudslide.
Q: What do you call black people running down a hill?
A: A jail break.

Me