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joke bank - Racist Jokes

Why does Beyoncé sing "to the left, to the left"? Because black people have no rights!


What do you call a black pilot flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.


Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."


My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys.


Why did so many black men get killed in Vietnam? When the generals would yell, "Get down!" they would all start dancing.


Q: Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
A: They always steal the green cards.


A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now." The Mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senor, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!" The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use three english words in a sentence. The three words are 'green,' 'pink,' and 'yellow.'" The Mexican man thinks , then says, "Hmmm, okay. The phone, it went green, green, green. I pink it up and sez yellow?"


How do you starve a black person? Put their food stamp card under their workboots!


There were three guys in Hell - Iranian, American, and a Chinese man. They asked Satan to let them call their family. The American called and talked for 10 minutes. He payed $1,000. The Chinaman called and talked for 15 minutes. He payed $2,000. The Iranian talked for an hour and only paid $10. The other men complained and Satan responded, "A call from Hell to Hell is local."


Mexico doesn't win Olympic medals because all the best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.


What do you call a Jewish homosexual? A He-blew.


Q: Why are black people so good at basketball?
A: They are good at running, stealing, and shooting.

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