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A guy believed that his wife is cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. The cheapest he could find was a Chinese man. This was the Chinese PI's report about what he found: "Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall out tree. I not see. No fee. Cheng Lee."

lexi moss

How did the Mexican girl get pregnant? Her teacher told her to do an essay.

TAYABOO

Where do you send Jewish kids with Attention Deficit Disorder? Concentration Camp!

jasonblanton

Why do Mexican kids eat tamales on Christmas? So they can have something to unwrap.

Gavin89

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto

john0525

I work at a survey place, and I have to ask people for their race. People get so upset when you ask them for their race. "Mam, what is your race?" "Now how da' hell is you gon' ask me dat?" "Okay, so you're African American."

robertteja...

Q: Why did only 1,800 Mexicans show up to the Battle of the Alamo?
A: They only had two vans.

Anonymous

Q: How does a black girl tell if she is pregnant? A: When she pulls the tampon out all the cotton is picked.

Anonymous

An Asian lady went into labor and her child came out black. The doctor asked her if she picked a name for the baby and she said, "Yea, Som Ting Wong!" (Something's wrong)

jphilip2

Q: What is the Mexican version of One Direction?
A: Juan Direction.

Anonymous

Q: What's the difference between a naked white woman and a naked black woman?
A: One is on the cover of Playboy and the other is on the cover of National Geographic.

ricky

A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration.

jhonda