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How did the Mexican girl get pregnant? Her teacher told her to do an essay.

TAYABOO

There were three guys in Hell - Iranian, American, and a Chinese man. They asked Satan to let them call their family. The American called and talked for 10 minutes. He payed $1,000. The Chinaman called and talked for 15 minutes. He payed $2,000. The Iranian talked for an hour and only paid $10. The other men complained and Satan responded, "A call from Hell to Hell is local."

alanwake

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto

john0525

A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now." The Mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senor, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!" The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use three english words in a sentence. The three words are 'green,' 'pink,' and 'yellow.'" The Mexican man thinks , then says, "Hmmm, okay. The phone, it went green, green, green. I pink it up and sez yellow?"

gsuber2472

Q: What do you call two black men in a red sleeping bag?
A: A Kit Kat.

Jacksonree...

Q: Do you know who was the first black guy to admit he is the father?
A: Darth Vader.

Gabe Neaveill

A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration.

jhonda

Q: What's the problem with an Asian pet store?
A: There's always a kitchen in the back.

Anonymous

Q: Why do Chinese people have Chinese babies?
A: Because two Wongs don't make a white.

Lol

I work at a survey place, and I have to ask people for their race. People get so upset when you ask them for their race. "Mam, what is your race?" "Now how da' hell is you gon' ask me dat?" "Okay, so you're African American."

robertteja...

An Asian lady went into labor and her child came out black. The doctor asked her if she picked a name for the baby and she said, "Yea, Som Ting Wong!" (Something's wrong)

jphilip2

Why do Canadian's do it doggystyle? So they can both watch the hockey game.

pdaddy86