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Q: How was copper wire invented?
A: Two Jews fighting over a penny.

vctrnavejas

Where do you send Jewish kids with Attention Deficit Disorder? Concentration Camp!

jasonblanton

Q: What do you call white people running down a hill?
A: An avalanche.
Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mudslide.
Q: What do you call black people running down a hill?
A: A jail break.

Me

Why do Mexican kids eat tamales on Christmas? So they can have something to unwrap.

Gavin89

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto

john0525

Q: What did the black boy say when he had diarrhea?
A: "Mommy, why am I melting?!"

ChickenSma...

Q: What's the difference between a black and an Asian?
A: 10 minutes in the oven.

Anonymous

I work at a survey place, and I have to ask people for their race. People get so upset when you ask them for their race. "Mam, what is your race?" "Now how da' hell is you gon' ask me dat?" "Okay, so you're African American."

robertteja...

Q: Why did only 1,800 Mexicans show up to the Battle of the Alamo?
A: They only had two vans.

Anonymous

Q: What is the Mexican version of One Direction?
A: Juan Direction.

Anonymous

An Asian lady went into labor and her child came out black. The doctor asked her if she picked a name for the baby and she said, "Yea, Som Ting Wong!" (Something's wrong)

jphilip2

Q: What's the only positive thing about living in the ghetto?
A: Pregnancy tests.

ThundaMick...