A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer. The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says, "Hey that's really neat. Where did you get it?" The parrot responds, "In the jungle, there's millions of them."
Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench?
A: A park bench can support a family of four.
Q: Why do black people hate country music?
A: Because when they hear the word "hoedown" they think their sister got shot.
Why did Hitler kill himself? Because he saw his gas bill.
Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just Juan.