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Where do you send Jewish kids with Attention Deficit Disorder? Concentration Camp!

jasonblanton

Why do Mexican kids eat tamales on Christmas? So they can have something to unwrap.

Gavin89

Q: What did the black boy say when he had diarrhea?
A: "Mommy, why am I melting?!"

ChickenSma...

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto

john0525

Q: What's the difference between a black and an Asian?
A: 10 minutes in the oven.

Anonymous

I work at a survey place, and I have to ask people for their race. People get so upset when you ask them for their race. "Mam, what is your race?" "Now how da' hell is you gon' ask me dat?" "Okay, so you're African American."

robertteja...

Q: Why did only 1,800 Mexicans show up to the Battle of the Alamo?
A: They only had two vans.

Anonymous

An Asian lady went into labor and her child came out black. The doctor asked her if she picked a name for the baby and she said, "Yea, Som Ting Wong!" (Something's wrong)

jphilip2

Q: What is the Mexican version of One Direction?
A: Juan Direction.

Anonymous

Q: What's the only positive thing about living in the ghetto?
A: Pregnancy tests.

ThundaMick...

Q: How does a black girl tell if she is pregnant? A: When she pulls the tampon out all the cotton is picked.

Anonymous

Q: When is the only time you can smack an ugly woman in the face?
A: When her mustache is on fire.

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