joke bank - Racist Jokes

Tyrone's first day in the first grade he came home crying. When his mother asked why, he replied, "The teacher told us to say our ABC's and all the little white boys could say them and I could only get to the letter E. Why is that? His mom said, "Because you black and they white." The next day Tyrone was crying again. "What's wrong today, Tyrone?" his mother asked. Tyrone said, "Teacher told us to count to 100 and all the little white boys did but I could only get up to 10. Why is that?" The mom answered, "Because you black and they white." The third day he came home smiling. "What happened today, Tyrone?" asked his mom. "We went to the bathroom and my thing was biggest of all, because I'm black and they white, right mama?" She said, "No, Tyrone, it's because you 17 and they 6."

Stephon Ca...

I was walking down the street and I punched of a white guy and then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.

Mark Bolton

Why do Canadian's do it doggystyle? So they can both watch the hockey game.

pdaddy86

Q: Would a white or black kindergartner have a bigger dick?
A: The black one because he's 20.

DJH

Q: Why do black people smell? A: So blind people can hate them too.

Anonymous

Why do Jewish people love air? Because it's free.

tangilberta

Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank?
A: Shoot the people pushing it.

Lincoln Dr...

Q: What do you call stoned Mexicans?
A: Baked beans.

Francis Mata

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? One, unless it's a black bulb, then he'll call for backup!

IanSalmon

A guy decides to do something nice for his girlfriend before they leave on vacation so he gets her name tattooed on his penis. He comes home and shows it to her. She looks at it and says, "That's great, sweetie, but what is 'Wy'?" He tells her to rub it and as she does she sees it actually reads "Wendy." When they arrive at Montego Bay, the couple are walking along a nude beach and the boyfriend notices a black guy with "Wy" on his penis. He asks the man if he also has a girlfriend named Wendy. The black guy laughs and says, "Nah, mon, mine says 'Welcome to Jamaica have a nice day.'"

Oren Lang

A Jewish boy asks his father for $50. The father replies, "$40, what do you need $30 for?"

AlejandroBW

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

mahamottid...