Why did Hitler kill himself? Because he saw his gas bill.
Q: What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout?
A: A boy scout comes home from camp.
How do you get the little black kids to stop jumping on the bed? Put Velcro on the ceiling. How do you get them down? Tell the Mexican kids it's a piñata.
There were three guys in Hell - Iranian, American, and a Chinese man. They asked Satan to let them call their family. The American called and talked for 10 minutes. He payed $1,000. The Chinaman called and talked for 15 minutes. He payed $2,000. The Iranian talked for an hour and only paid $10. The other men complained and Satan responded, "A call from Hell to Hell is local."
What do you call a black pilot flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.