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joke bank - Racist Jokes

Q: What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
A: E.T. eventually went home.

raftsdirect

Q: Why are black people so good at basketball?
A: They are good at running, stealing, and shooting.

Tyler Harr...

Q: How was copper wire invented?
A: Two Jews fighting over a penny.

vctrnavejas

I work at a survey place, and I have to ask people for their race. People get so upset when you ask them for their race. "Mam, what is your race?" "Now how da' hell is you gon' ask me dat?" "Okay, so you're African American."

robertteja...

Q: What's the difference between a black man and Batman?
A: Batman can go inside a store without Robin.

Anonymous

Why do Mexican kids eat tamales on Christmas? So they can have something to unwrap.

Gavin89

Q: What is the Mexican version of One Direction?
A: Juan Direction.

Anonymous

Where do you send Jewish kids with Attention Deficit Disorder? Concentration Camp!

jasonblanton

Q: What do black people and sperm have in common?
A: Only one in a million work.

Anonymous

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto

john0525

Q: When is the only time you can smack an ugly woman in the face?
A: When her mustache is on fire.

le moi sem...

An Asian lady went into labor and her child came out black. The doctor asked her if she picked a name for the baby and she said, "Yea, Som Ting Wong!" (Something's wrong)

jphilip2