Q: What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout?
A: A boy scout comes home from camp.
What do you call a Jewish homosexual? A He-blew.
Why did so many black men get killed in Vietnam? When the generals would yell, "Get down!" they would all start dancing.
How did the Mexican girl get pregnant? Her teacher told her to do an essay.
Q: Why do black people hate country music?
A: Because when they hear the word "hoedown" they think their sister got shot.