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What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A black widow.

Anonymous

Q: What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?
A: "Get off me, homes!"

Brian Repp...

Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank?
A: Shoot the people pushing it.

Lincoln Dr...

Q: Do you know who was the first black guy to admit he is the father?
A: Darth Vader.

Gabe Neaveill

Tyrone's first day in the first grade he came home crying. When his mother asked why, he replied, "The teacher told us to say our ABC's and all the little white boys could say them and I could only get to the letter E. Why is that? His mom said, "Because you black and they white." The next day Tyrone was crying again. "What's wrong today, Tyrone?" his mother asked. Tyrone said, "Teacher told us to count to 100 and all the little white boys did but I could only get up to 10. Why is that?" The mom answered, "Because you black and they white." The third day he came home smiling. "What happened today, Tyrone?" asked his mom. "We went to the bathroom and my thing was biggest of all, because I'm black and they white, right mama?" She said, "No, Tyrone, it's because you 17 and they 6."

Stephon Ca...

A black baby dies, goes to heaven, gets his wings, asks God, "Am I an angel?" God looks at him and says, "Naw nigga, you a bat."

Anonymous

A friend of mine got in trouble for punching an african-american woman. In his defense, he was told to go to Home Depot and get a black and decker.

Herbert McCay

Q: What do you say to a black man in a three piece suit?
A: "Will the defendant please rise?"

Mark My Words

Why did the Mexican guy throw his wife off of a cliff? Tequila!

dmoody

Q: Why don't Black people take free cruises?
A: Because they aren't falling for that one again.

Kanyon Smart

Why do Jewish people love air? Because it's free.

tangilberta

Q: Why do Chinese people have Chinese babies?
A: Because two Wongs don't make a white.

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