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joke bank - Racist Jokes

Q: How do you tell a black guy used your computer? A: It's gone.

Jonny B

A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration.


Why do Canadian's do it doggystyle? So they can both watch the hockey game.


What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust? THE COST!!!


Q: What do you do when you drop your phone in water? A: You put it inside a bag of rice which attracts Asians who fix it for you.


Q: How do you distinguish an arab from a terrorist?
A: You don't ..... that's the problem!


Q: What's the difference between a naked white woman and a naked black woman?
A: One is on the cover of Playboy and the other is on the cover of National Geographic.


Why are we so sure that Eve was African? If she were white, she wouldn't have eaten that apple! She would say, "Is this organic? What would Oprah do?" If she had been Asian, she'd have eaten the damn snake!


Q: What is the difference between a Mexican and an Elevator?
A: The elevator can raise a child.


What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan.


A Jewish boy asks his father for $50. The father replies, "$40, what do you need $30 for?"


Q: Have you ever had Ethiopian food?
A: Neither have they.