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What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A black widow.

Anonymous

Q: Why do Chinese people have Chinese babies?
A: Because two Wongs don't make a white.

Lol

Q: Why don't Black people take free cruises?
A: Because they aren't falling for that one again.

Kanyon Smart

Why do Jewish people love air? Because it's free.

tangilberta

Why did the Mexican guy throw his wife off of a cliff? Tequila!

dmoody

A friend of mine got in trouble for punching an african-american woman. In his defense, he was told to go to Home Depot and get a black and decker.

Herbert McCay

Q: What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A: Juan on Juan.

Anonymous

What’s an Irish seven course dinner? A six-pack and a potato.

Anonymous

What do you call a Greek with 500 girlfriends? A shepherd.

Anonymous

I am from the Middle East and when I was a kid, I had a bomb sniffing dog. It died of an overdose.

Jamalhattar

I was walking down the street and I punched of a white guy and then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.

Mark Bolton

A woman goes to a doctor named Dr. Wong. "Doctor, I can't get a date, no one will go out with me." In a very thick Asian accent, Dr. Wong says, "Take off clothes and get on all four hands and knees." She does. "Now crawl to wall." She does so and looks back at him. "I know what wrong." “What is it Doctor! What do I have?" "You have Ed Zachary disease." "Ed Zachary disease? What is that?!" "You face look Ed Zachary like you ass!"

Anonymous