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joke bank - Racist Jokes

Q: When is the only time you can smack an ugly woman in the face?
A: When her mustache is on fire.

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Q: How does a black girl tell if she is pregnant? A: When she pulls the tampon out all the cotton is picked.


Q: How do you tell a black guy used your computer? A: It's gone.

Jonny B

Why do Canadian's do it doggystyle? So they can both watch the hockey game.


What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust? THE COST!!!


A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration.


Q: How do you distinguish an arab from a terrorist?
A: You don't ..... that's the problem!


Two Jews walk into a bar and ask for some water. Why? Because its free.


Why are we so sure that Eve was African? If she were white, she wouldn't have eaten that apple! She would say, "Is this organic? What would Oprah do?" If she had been Asian, she'd have eaten the damn snake!


Q: What do you do when you drop your phone in water? A: You put it inside a bag of rice which attracts Asians who fix it for you.


What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan.


Q: What is the difference between a Mexican and an Elevator?
A: The elevator can raise a child.