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joke bank - Racist Jokes

An Asian lady went into labor and her child came out black. The doctor asked her if she picked a name for the baby and she said, "Yea, Som Ting Wong!" (Something's wrong)

jphilip2

Q: What's the difference between a black and an Asian?
A: 10 minutes in the oven.

Anonymous

Q: Why did only 1,800 Mexicans show up to the Battle of the Alamo?
A: They only had two vans.

Anonymous

Q: When is the only time you can smack an ugly woman in the face?
A: When her mustache is on fire.

le moi sem...

Q: What do you call white people running down a hill?
A: An avalanche.
Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mudslide.
Q: What do you call black people running down a hill?
A: A jail break.

Me

Q: What do you call a stupid Chinese prostitute?
A: Wun Dum Ho.

Anonymous

Q: What did the black boy say when he had diarrhea?
A: "Mommy, why am I melting?!"

ChickenSma...

Q: What's the only positive thing about living in the ghetto?
A: Pregnancy tests.

ThundaMick...

Q: What did the black kid get for Christmas?
A: Your bike.

Anonymous

Q: What do you call a bench full of white people?
A: The MLB.

Anonymous

What happens if a Jew with an erection walks face first into a wall? He breaks his nose.

rexrox

Q: How does a black girl tell if she is pregnant? A: When she pulls the tampon out all the cotton is picked.

Anonymous