joke bank - Racist Jokes

Q: What is the Mexican version of One Direction?
A: Juan Direction.


What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto


Q: Why did only 1,800 Mexicans show up to the Battle of the Alamo?
A: They only had two vans.


An Asian lady went into labor and her child came out black. The doctor asked her if she picked a name for the baby and she said, "Yea, Som Ting Wong!" (Something's wrong)


Q: What did the black boy say when he had diarrhea?
A: "Mommy, why am I melting?!"


Q: What did the black kid get for Christmas?
A: Your bike.


Q: What do you call a stupid Chinese prostitute?
A: Wun Dum Ho.


Q: When is the only time you can smack an ugly woman in the face?
A: When her mustache is on fire.

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Q: What's the only positive thing about living in the ghetto?
A: Pregnancy tests.


Q: How does a black girl tell if she is pregnant? A: When she pulls the tampon out all the cotton is picked.


Q: What do you call a bench full of white people?
A: The MLB.


What happens if a Jew with an erection walks face first into a wall? He breaks his nose.