What do you call a black pilot flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.
There were three guys in Hell - Iranian, American, and a Chinese man. They asked Satan to let them call their family. The American called and talked for 10 minutes. He payed $1,000. The Chinaman called and talked for 15 minutes. He payed $2,000. The Iranian talked for an hour and only paid $10. The other men complained and Satan responded, "A call from Hell to Hell is local."
Why did so many black men get killed in Vietnam? When the generals would yell, "Get down!" they would all start dancing.
What do you call a Jewish homosexual? A He-blew.
My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys.