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joke bank - Racist Jokes

Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

yo mama

A guy believed that his wife is cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. The cheapest he could find was a Chinese man. This was the Chinese PI's report about what he found: "Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall out tree. I not see. No fee. Cheng Lee."

lexi moss

Q: Why did only 1,800 Mexicans show up to the Battle of the Alamo?
A: They only had two vans.

Anonymous

Q: What's the word that starts with an "N" that no one wants to call a black person?
A: Neighbor.

Anonymous

Q: What's the difference between a black and an Asian?
A: 10 minutes in the oven.

Anonymous

Q: What do you call a stupid Chinese prostitute?
A: Wun Dum Ho.

Anonymous

Q: What's the only positive thing about living in the ghetto?
A: Pregnancy tests.

ThundaMick...

Q: What do you call a bench full of white people?
A: The MLB.

Anonymous

Why do Canadian's do it doggystyle? So they can both watch the hockey game.

pdaddy86

What happens if a Jew with an erection walks face first into a wall? He breaks his nose.

rexrox

Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."

Dhunganasa...

Why are we so sure that Eve was African? If she were white, she wouldn't have eaten that apple! She would say, "Is this organic? What would Oprah do?" If she had been Asian, she'd have eaten the damn snake!

Kwame