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joke bank - Racist Jokes

Why do Jewish people love air? Because it's free.

tangilberta

Q: What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A: Juan on Juan.

Anonymous

Why did the Mexican guy throw his wife off of a cliff? Tequila!

dmoody

Q: What do you call stoned Mexicans?
A: Baked beans.

Francis Mata

What’s an Irish seven course dinner? A six-pack and a potato.

Anonymous

Three dead men go to hell at the same time. There is a white man, a Chinese man, and a Mexican man. Satan tells them that they can only leave hell if he can't do what they ask. The white man asks for the fastest sports car in the world; he goes to into hell. The Chinese man asks for the most advanced computer in the world; he goes into to hell. The Mexican man gets a glass soda bottle, farts into it, closes the lid, pokes many holes in the lid, and asks Satan which hole the fart came from. After pointing to every hole on the lid, the Mexican turns around, points at his butt hole, and says, "Nope, this one."

Anonymous

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

mahamottid...

I am from the Middle East and when I was a kid, I had a bomb sniffing dog. It died of an overdose.

Jamalhattar

A friend of mine got in trouble for punching an african-american woman. In his defense, he was told to go to Home Depot and get a black and decker.

Herbert McCay

What do you call a Greek with 500 girlfriends? A shepherd.

Anonymous

Q: Why do Asians hate football? A: Because they spend 13 hours a day making them.

me

What is the difference between garbage and an Irish girl? Garbage gets picked up.

Anonymous