Why did so many black men get killed in Vietnam? When the generals would yell, "Get down!" they would all start dancing.
There was a redneckwho hit every black man he saw with his truck. One day he saw a priest walking down the road and thought, "For all the bad things I done, let me give this priest a ride." So he picked the priest up and they drove along. The redneck saw a black guy down the road and decided he would pretend to fall asleep and so the priest would think it was an accident. The redneck closed his eyes and heard a loud bang. "What happened?" he asked. "You missed him," the priest said, "but I got him with the door."
What do you call a Jewish homosexual? A He-blew.
My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys.
Q: Why did President Obama get two terms?
A: Because every black man gets a longer sentence.