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Q: What's the difference between a Mexican and a large pizza?
A: The pizza can feed a family of four.

BigPHIL

What’s an Irish seven course dinner? A six-pack and a potato.

Anonymous

What do you call a Greek with 500 girlfriends? A shepherd.

Anonymous

Q: What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A: Juan on Juan.

Anonymous

A woman goes to a doctor named Dr. Wong. "Doctor, I can't get a date, no one will go out with me." In a very thick Asian accent, Dr. Wong says, "Take off clothes and get on all four hands and knees." She does. "Now crawl to wall." She does so and looks back at him. "I know what wrong." “What is it Doctor! What do I have?" "You have Ed Zachary disease." "Ed Zachary disease? What is that?!" "You face look Ed Zachary like you ass!"

Anonymous

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake? One less drunk Irishman.

TheLaughFa...

I am from the Middle East and when I was a kid, I had a bomb sniffing dog. It died of an overdose.

Jamalhattar

I was walking down the street and I punched of a white guy and then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.

Mark Bolton

Three dead men go to hell at the same time. There is a white man, a Chinese man, and a Mexican man. Satan tells them that they can only leave hell if he can't do what they ask. The white man asks for the fastest sports car in the world; he goes to into hell. The Chinese man asks for the most advanced computer in the world; he goes into to hell. The Mexican man gets a glass soda bottle, farts into it, closes the lid, pokes many holes in the lid, and asks Satan which hole the fart came from. After pointing to every hole on the lid, the Mexican turns around, points at his butt hole, and says, "Nope, this one."

Anonymous

Q: Would a white or black kindergartner have a bigger dick?
A: The black one because he's 20.

DJH

Q: Why do black people smell? A: So blind people can hate them too.

Anonymous

What is the difference between garbage and an Irish girl? Garbage gets picked up.

Anonymous