joke bank - Racist Jokes

Why do Canadian's do it doggystyle? So they can both watch the hockey game.

pdaddy86

Q: How do you tell a black guy used your computer? A: It's gone.

Jonny B

What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust? THE COST!!!

ebrahima

A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration.

jhonda

Why are we so sure that Eve was African? If she were white, she wouldn't have eaten that apple! She would say, "Is this organic? What would Oprah do?" If she had been Asian, she'd have eaten the damn snake!

Kwame

Two Jews walk into a bar and ask for some water. Why? Because its free.

JoshCatanz...

Q: How do you distinguish an arab from a terrorist?
A: You don't ..... that's the problem!

softwars

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan.

canelookn4...

A Jewish boy asks his father for $50. The father replies, "$40, what do you need $30 for?"

AlejandroBW

Q: What do you do when you drop your phone in water? A: You put it inside a bag of rice which attracts Asians who fix it for you.

Anonymous

Q: What is the difference between a Mexican and an Elevator?
A: The elevator can raise a child.

Anonymous

Q: What's the difference between a naked white woman and a naked black woman?
A: One is on the cover of Playboy and the other is on the cover of National Geographic.

ricky