Where do you send Jewish kids with Attention Deficit Disorder? Concentration Camp!
My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys.
I work at a survey place, and I have to ask people for their race. People get so upset when you ask them for their race. "Mam, what is your race?" "Now how da' hell is you gon' ask me dat?" "Okay, so you're African American."
Q: Why do black people hate country music?
A: Because when they hear the word "hoedown" they think their sister got shot.
How was copper wire invented? Two jews fighting over a penny.