78% of black men like sex in the shower. The other 22% haven't been to prison yet.
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now." The Mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senor, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!" The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use three english words in a sentence. The three words are 'green,' 'pink,' and 'yellow.'" The Mexican man thinks , then says, "Hmmm, okay. The phone, it went green, green, green. I pink it up and sez yellow?"
My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys.
Why did so many black men get killed in Vietnam? When the generals would yell, "Get down!" they would all start dancing.
Why does Beyoncé sing "to the left, to the left"? Because black people have no rights!