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joke bank - Racist Jokes

Q: What did the black boy say when he had diarrhea?
A: "Mommy, why am I melting?!"


A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration.


Two Jews walk into a bar and ask for some water. Why? Because its free.


Q: What did the black kid get for Christmas?
A: Your bike.


What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust? THE COST!!!


What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan.


Q: What do you call white people running down a hill?
A: An avalanche.
Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mudslide.
Q: What do you call black people running down a hill?
A: A jail break.


Q: How does a black girl tell if she is pregnant? A: When she pulls the tampon out all the cotton is picked.


A Jewish boy asks his father for $50. The father replies, "$40, what do you need $30 for?"


What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A black widow.


How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican? Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges.


Women are just like fine wine. I only like the white ones.