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joke bank - Racist Jokes

Why do Canadian's do it doggystyle? So they can both watch the hockey game.

pdaddy86

Why are we so sure that Eve was African? If she were white, she wouldn't have eaten that apple! She would say, "Is this organic? What would Oprah do?" If she had been Asian, she'd have eaten the damn snake!

Kwame

A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration.

jhonda

What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust? THE COST!!!

ebrahima

Two Jews walk into a bar and ask for some water. Why? Because its free.

JoshCatanz...

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan.

canelookn4...

Q: How do you distinguish an arab from a terrorist?
A: You don't ..... that's the problem!

softwars

A Jewish boy asks his father for $50. The father replies, "$40, what do you need $30 for?"

AlejandroBW

Q: How do you tell a black guy used your computer? A: It's gone.

Jonny B

How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican? Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges.

darrenboy2

Women are just like fine wine. I only like the white ones.

AFurrow

A baby duck and a baby skunk finish crossing the freeway after just narrowly escaping death. Their families however were all killed by a big-rig. Upon reaching the other side, the little duck tells the baby skunk, "My parents both died and didn't tell me what I am." "Well," says the baby skunk, "You are yellow and you have a bill and webbed feet. You must be a duck." The duck thanked him. The baby skunk then tells the duck, "You know what, my parents didn't tell me what I am either." "Well," says the baby duck, "You're not quite black and you're not quite white and you smell bad. You must be Mexican."

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