There was a redneckwho hit every black man he saw with his truck. One day he saw a priest walking down the road and thought, "For all the bad things I done, let me give this priest a ride." So he picked the priest up and they drove along. The redneck saw a black guy down the road and decided he would pretend to fall asleep and so the priest would think it was an accident. The redneck closed his eyes and heard a loud bang. "What happened?" he asked. "You missed him," the priest said, "but I got him with the door."
My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys.
School is like a boner. It's long and hard unless you're Asian.
How did the Mexican girl get pregnant? Her teacher told her to do an essay.
78% of black men like sex in the shower. The other 22% haven't been to prison yet.