How do you starve a black person? Put their food stamp card under their workboots!
How did the Mexican girl get pregnant? Her teacher told her to do an essay.
Q: Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
A: They always steal the green cards.
Q: Why did President Obama get two terms?
A: Because every black man gets a longer sentence.
I work at a survey place, and I have to ask people for their race. People get so upset when you ask them for their race. "Mam, what is your race?" "Now how da' hell is you gon' ask me dat?" "Okay, so you're African American."