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joke bank - Racist Jokes

What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A black widow.

Anonymous

Women are just like fine wine. I only like the white ones.

AFurrow

A baby duck and a baby skunk finish crossing the freeway after just narrowly escaping death. Their families however were all killed by a big-rig. Upon reaching the other side, the little duck tells the baby skunk, "My parents both died and didn't tell me what I am." "Well," says the baby skunk, "You are yellow and you have a bill and webbed feet. You must be a duck." The duck thanked him. The baby skunk then tells the duck, "You know what, my parents didn't tell me what I am either." "Well," says the baby duck, "You're not quite black and you're not quite white and you smell bad. You must be Mexican."

Mark My Words

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? One, unless it's a black bulb, then he'll call for backup!

IanSalmon

Q: How do you tell a black guy used your computer? A: It's gone.

Jonny B

Q: What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans?
A: The black one steals your watch.

orozcom

Q: What do you do when you drop your phone in water? A: You put it inside a bag of rice which attracts Asians who fix it for you.

Anonymous

Q: What is the difference between a Mexican and an Elevator?
A: The elevator can raise a child.

Anonymous

A friend of mine got in trouble for punching an african-american woman. In his defense, he was told to go to Home Depot and get a black and decker.

Herbert McCay

What do you call a Greek with 500 girlfriends? A shepherd.

Anonymous

Q: What do an old person, a Mexican man, and a high school student close to graduation have in common?
A: They're all seniors.

LadyHaha

Q: What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?
A: "Get off me, homes!"

Brian Repp...