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joke bank - Racist Jokes

Q: How do you distinguish an arab from a terrorist?
A: You don't ..... that's the problem!

softwars

Q: What do you call a black dude with a regular job, who doesn’t drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn’t rape White women?
A: An Inmate

softwars

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? One, unless it's a black bulb, then he'll call for backup!

IanSalmon

A baby duck and a baby skunk finish crossing the freeway after just narrowly escaping death. Their families however were all killed by a big-rig. Upon reaching the other side, the little duck tells the baby skunk, "My parents both died and didn't tell me what I am." "Well," says the baby skunk, "You are yellow and you have a bill and webbed feet. You must be a duck." The duck thanked him. The baby skunk then tells the duck, "You know what, my parents didn't tell me what I am either." "Well," says the baby duck, "You're not quite black and you're not quite white and you smell bad. You must be Mexican."

Mark My Words

A friend of mine got in trouble for punching an african-american woman. In his defense, he was told to go to Home Depot and get a black and decker.

Herbert McCay

What do you call a Greek with 500 girlfriends? A shepherd.

Anonymous

Q: What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?
A: "Get off me, homes!"

Brian Repp...

A woman goes to a doctor named Dr. Wong. "Doctor, I can't get a date, no one will go out with me." In a very thick Asian accent, Dr. Wong says, "Take off clothes and get on all four hands and knees." She does. "Now crawl to wall." She does so and looks back at him. "I know what wrong." “What is it Doctor! What do I have?" "You have Ed Zachary disease." "Ed Zachary disease? What is that?!" "You face look Ed Zachary like you ass!"

Anonymous

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake? One less drunk Irishman.

TheLaughFa...

Q: What do an old person, a Mexican man, and a high school student close to graduation have in common?
A: They're all seniors.

LadyHaha

Q: What is the difference between a Mexican and an Elevator?
A: The elevator can raise a child.

Anonymous

Q: How do you tell a black guy used your computer? A: It's gone.

Jonny B