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joke bank - Racist Jokes

Q: What do you call a baptized Mexican?
A: Bean dip.

Columbone

You know why we don't have Mexican Astronauts? It's because the countdown goes like this, "10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Launch! Lonch!?!? Vamos a comer..."

Jha00138

Have you heard about the two gay Irishmen? Mike Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmike.

BigRed

How many mexicans does it take to build a roof? Juan.

Anonymous

Q: What's the difference between Jew Jesus and Black Jesus? A: Jew Jesus was born in a stable. Black Jesus was born into an unstable home.

Jamar Mala...

An Italian mother says, "If you don't eat all the food on this plate, I'll kill you." A Jewish mother says, "If you don't eat all the food on this plate, I'll kill myself."

Anonymous

What do a fat lady and concrete have in common? They both have been laid by Mexicans.

Anonymous

Don't be racist. Be like the multi-cultural panda bear: black, white, and Chinese.

Anonymous

Did you hear about the Iranian who locked himself out of his car? It took three hours to get his family out of it.

Anonymous

Three ladies were on a bus stop bench. One of the ladies looks at the other and asks her if she is Native American, She says, "Yes, I'm Arapaho." "Is that so?" says the first, "It just happens that I'm a Navajo." The third lady looks at both of them and says, "I'm a Dallas hoe."

Mark My Words

A little Native American boy goes up to the Indian chief and asks, "Chief, how come we name everyone after the first thing they see?" The chief replies, "Well, I'm not sure, Two Dogs Fucking."

Anonymous

What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons? Hose A and Hose B!

OussiStyle