joke bank - Racist Jokes

Being Asian and a woman definitely has its advantages. For example, when you’ve had a few drinks and have to drive home past midnight, you think you're driving perfectly fine, but in reality you're not. Next thing you know, there's a cop. The cop sees you and doesn’t even bother pulling you over, let alone giving you a ticket. Why? Well, he’s probably thinking, “This person’s not under the influence, it’s just an Asian woman driving!”


A little Native American boy goes up to the Indian chief and asks, "Chief, how come we name everyone after the first thing they see?" The chief replies, "Well, I'm not sure, Two Dogs Fucking."


Q: How many white people does it take to change a light bulb?
A: All of them. 1 to hold it to the socket and the rest to screw the world.


Why doesn't Mexico have a Olympic team?
Because everybody that can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S


How many mexicans does it take to build a roof? Juan.


What happens if a Asian with an erection walks into a wall?
He breaks his nose


Why do black people hate taking Tylenol? Because they have to pick the cotton out.


Three ladies were on a bus stop bench. One of the ladies looks at the other and asks her if she is Native American, She says, "Yes, I'm Arapaho." "Is that so?" says the first, "It just happens that I'm a Navajo." The third lady looks at both of them and says, "I'm a Dallas hoe."

Mark My Words

Have you heard about the two gay Irishmen? Mike Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmike.


Why can’t Polish farmers raise chickens? They plant the eggs too deep.


How do white fairytales start? "Once upon a time,"
How do black fairytales start? "N*** you ain't gonna believe this!"

DeRay Davis

What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons? Hose A and Hose B!