Q: Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
A: They always steal the green cards.
Q: When is the only time you can smack an ugly woman in the face?
A: When her mustache is on fire.
I work at a survey place, and I have to ask people for their race. People get so upset when you ask them for their race. "Mam, what is your race?" "Now how da' hell is you gon' ask me dat?" "Okay, so you're African American."
How do you starve a black person? Put their food stamp card under their workboots!
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."