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joke bank - Racist Jokes

Don't be racist. Be like the multi-cultural panda bear: black, white, and Chinese.


Q: How many white people does it take to change a light bulb?
A: All of them. 1 to hold it to the socket and the rest to screw the world.


A little Native American boy goes up to the Indian chief and asks, "Chief, how come we name everyone after the first thing they see?" The chief replies, "Well, I'm not sure, Two Dogs Fucking."


Why can’t Polish farmers raise chickens? They plant the eggs too deep.


How many mexicans does it take to build a roof? Juan.


Have you heard about the two gay Irishmen? Mike Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmike.


Three ladies were on a bus stop bench. One of the ladies looks at the other and asks her if she is Native American, She says, "Yes, I'm Arapaho." "Is that so?" says the first, "It just happens that I'm a Navajo." The third lady looks at both of them and says, "I'm a Dallas hoe."

Mark My Words

An Italian mother says, "If you don't eat all the food on this plate, I'll kill you." A Jewish mother says, "If you don't eat all the food on this plate, I'll kill myself."


What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons? Hose A and Hose B!


You know why we don't have Mexican Astronauts? It's because the countdown goes like this, "10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Launch! Lonch!?!? Vamos a comer..."


Why do black people hate taking Tylenol? Because they have to pick the cotton out.


What time do Chinese people go to the dentist? Tooth hurty (2:30)