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joke bank - Racist Jokes

How many mexicans does it take to build a roof? Juan.

Anonymous

What's the difference between a Jew and the San Antonio Spurs? The Spurs could beat the Heat.

Anonymous

Have you heard about the two gay Irishmen? Mike Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmike.

BigRed

You know why we don't have Mexican Astronauts? It's because the countdown goes like this, "10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Launch! Lonch!?!? Vamos a comer..."

Jha00138

An Italian mother says, "If you don't eat all the food on this plate, I'll kill you." A Jewish mother says, "If you don't eat all the food on this plate, I'll kill myself."

Anonymous

Three ladies were on a bus stop bench. One of the ladies looks at the other and asks her if she is Native American, She says, "Yes, I'm Arapaho." "Is that so?" says the first, "It just happens that I'm a Navajo." The third lady looks at both of them and says, "I'm a Dallas hoe."

Mark My Words

A little Native American boy goes up to the Indian chief and asks, "Chief, how come we name everyone after the first thing they see?" The chief replies, "Well, I'm not sure, Two Dogs Fucking."

Anonymous

Q: What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection?
A: Cracker with cheese.

Anonymous

Q: How many white people does it take to change a light bulb?
A: All of them. 1 to hold it to the socket and the rest to screw the world.

Anonymous

Did you hear about the Iranian who locked himself out of his car? It took three hours to get his family out of it.

Anonymous

What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons? Hose A and Hose B!

OussiStyle

Two Jews walked into a bar. It was busy. So they bought it.

hyenachief