How was copper wire invented? Two jews fighting over a penny.
Where do you send Jewish kids with Attention Deficit Disorder? Concentration Camp!
78% of black men like sex in the shower. The other 22% haven't been to prison yet.
Q: Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
A: They always steal the green cards.
Why do Mexican kids eat tamales on Christmas? So they can have something to unwrap.