78% of black men like sex in the shower. The other 22% haven't been to prison yet.
How do you starve a black person? Put their food stamp card under their workboots!
Q: Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
A: They always steal the green cards.
How did the Mexican girl get pregnant? Her teacher told her to do an essay.
Why does Beyoncé sing "to the left, to the left"? Because black people have no rights!