joke bank - Racist Jokes

How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican? Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges.

darrenboy2

Women are just like fine wine. I only like the white ones.

AFurrow

A baby duck and a baby skunk finish crossing the freeway after just narrowly escaping death. Their families however were all killed by a big-rig. Upon reaching the other side, the little duck tells the baby skunk, "My parents both died and didn't tell me what I am." "Well," says the baby skunk, "You are yellow and you have a bill and webbed feet. You must be a duck." The duck thanked him. The baby skunk then tells the duck, "You know what, my parents didn't tell me what I am either." "Well," says the baby duck, "You're not quite black and you're not quite white and you smell bad. You must be Mexican."

Mark My Words

Q: Have you ever had Ethiopian food?
A: Neither have they.

Cmanjakaa

What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A black widow.

Anonymous

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? One, unless it's a black bulb, then he'll call for backup!

IanSalmon

Q Why are black men getting stronger? A: Because TV's are getting bigger.

bobbyjoe4308

Q: What do an old person, a Mexican man, and a high school student close to graduation have in common?
A: They're all seniors.

LadyHaha

Q: What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?
A: "Get off me, homes!"

Brian Repp...

Q: An African American and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving?
A: The cop.

Anonymous

Q: What's the problem with an Asian pet store?
A: There's always a kitchen in the back.

Anonymous

A friend of mine got in trouble for punching an african-american woman. In his defense, he was told to go to Home Depot and get a black and decker.

Herbert McCay