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Women are just like fine wine. I only like the white ones.

AFurrow

Q: What do you call a black dude with a regular job, who doesn’t drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn’t rape White women?
A: An Inmate

softwars

A baby duck and a baby skunk finish crossing the freeway after just narrowly escaping death. Their families however were all killed by a big-rig. Upon reaching the other side, the little duck tells the baby skunk, "My parents both died and didn't tell me what I am." "Well," says the baby skunk, "You are yellow and you have a bill and webbed feet. You must be a duck." The duck thanked him. The baby skunk then tells the duck, "You know what, my parents didn't tell me what I am either." "Well," says the baby duck, "You're not quite black and you're not quite white and you smell bad. You must be Mexican."

Mark My Words

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? One, unless it's a black bulb, then he'll call for backup!

IanSalmon

A friend of mine got in trouble for punching an african-american woman. In his defense, he was told to go to Home Depot and get a black and decker.

Herbert McCay

Q: How do you tell a black guy used your computer? A: It's gone.

Jonny B

What do you call a Greek with 500 girlfriends? A shepherd.

Anonymous

Q: What is the difference between a Mexican and an Elevator?
A: The elevator can raise a child.

Anonymous

Q: What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?
A: "Get off me, homes!"

Brian Repp...

Q: What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans?
A: The black one steals your watch.

orozcom

Q: What do you do when you drop your phone in water? A: You put it inside a bag of rice which attracts Asians who fix it for you.

Anonymous

A woman goes to a doctor named Dr. Wong. "Doctor, I can't get a date, no one will go out with me." In a very thick Asian accent, Dr. Wong says, "Take off clothes and get on all four hands and knees." She does. "Now crawl to wall." She does so and looks back at him. "I know what wrong." “What is it Doctor! What do I have?" "You have Ed Zachary disease." "Ed Zachary disease? What is that?!" "You face look Ed Zachary like you ass!"

Anonymous