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Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank?
A: Shoot the people pushing it.

Lincoln Dr...

A friend of mine got in trouble for punching an african-american woman. In his defense, he was told to go to Home Depot and get a black and decker.

Herbert McCay

How are black people and tornadoes the same? It only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood.

Anonymous

What do you call a Greek with 500 girlfriends? A shepherd.

Anonymous

What’s an Irish seven course dinner? A six-pack and a potato.

Anonymous

Why did the Mexican guy throw his wife off of a cliff? Tequila!

dmoody

A woman goes to a doctor named Dr. Wong. "Doctor, I can't get a date, no one will go out with me." In a very thick Asian accent, Dr. Wong says, "Take off clothes and get on all four hands and knees." She does. "Now crawl to wall." She does so and looks back at him. "I know what wrong." “What is it Doctor! What do I have?" "You have Ed Zachary disease." "Ed Zachary disease? What is that?!" "You face look Ed Zachary like you ass!"

Anonymous

Q: Do you know who was the first black guy to admit he is the father?
A: Darth Vader.

Gabe Neaveill

Q: What do you say to a black man in a three piece suit?
A: "Will the defendant please rise?"

Mark My Words

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake? One less drunk Irishman.

TheLaughFa...

Q: What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A: Juan on Juan.

Anonymous

Q: What kind of candy do Indians give out on Halloween?
A: Dots.

Tyler Harr...