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joke bank - Racist Jokes

Did you hear about the Iranian who locked himself out of his car? It took three hours to get his family out of it.

Anonymous

Why do black people hate taking Tylenol? Because they have to pick the cotton out.

Anonymous

Why does the Polish Navy have glass-bottomed boats? So they can see the old Polish Navy.

Anonymous

What do u call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan-on-Juan.

Juan Class...

Q: What do you call a Filipino contortionist?
A: A Manila folder.

Mark My Words

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you fucking racist.

james sharman

A Scotsman was out having a very good time on Saturday night sampling the local product and on the way home he passed out along the lane. Later in the night a wind came blowing by and blew his kilt up to his waist. Well, we all know what a real Scotsman wears under his kilt. Early Sunday morning the two town spinsters came by and saw him laying there. "Prudence have you ever seen such a sight!" one exclaimed. "No I haven't Purity. He deserves some kind of punishment." As she searched her bag, she found something and said, "Here this should do it." And she tied a ribbon around his member. "Serves him right," they huffed and continued on to church. Later the Scotsman awoke and looked down at his member and saw the bright blue ribbon tied around it and said, "Aye Laddie, I dunna know where ye been, but ye won ferst prize!"

chick

Q: Why do Italian men wear necklaces?
A: To let them know where to stop shaving.

Mark My Wi...

I had sex with a Chinese woman last night. It was great, but an hour later I was STILL horny!

c. stallons

An Irishman, an Indian man, a British man, and a Scottish man are riding in a plane. The pilot shouts back, "We need to lose some weight or we'll crash!" So the Irishman throws out some beer and saying, "We got enough of that in our country." The Indian throws out some curry and says, "We got enough off that in our country." The Scottish man throws some bagpipes off and says, "We got enough of that in our country." Then the British man picks up the Indian and chucks him off the plane saying, "We got enough off them that in our country."

liam

A robber sticks his gun in a Scotsman's ribs and demands, "Your money or your life!" When after a moment there is no answer, he repeats his demand, "Your money or your life!" to which the Scotsman replies, "I'm thinking it over!"

jackrwilson

Q: Why was the Malasian plane lost?
A: Because an Asian was driving it!

Josh