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joke bank - Racist Jokes

Q: An African American and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving?
A: The cop.

Anonymous

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake? One less drunk Irishman.

TheLaughFa...

Why did the Mexican guy throw his wife off of a cliff? Tequila!

dmoody

Q: What's the problem with an Asian pet store?
A: There's always a kitchen in the back.

Anonymous

What’s an Irish seven course dinner? A six-pack and a potato.

Anonymous

A guy decides to do something nice for his girlfriend before they leave on vacation so he gets her name tattooed on his penis. He comes home and shows it to her. She looks at it and says, "That's great, sweetie, but what is 'Wy'?" He tells her to rub it and as she does she sees it actually reads "Wendy." When they arrive at Montego Bay, the couple are walking along a nude beach and the boyfriend notices a black guy with "Wy" on his penis. He asks the man if he also has a girlfriend named Wendy. The black guy laughs and says, "Nah, mon, mine says 'Welcome to Jamaica have a nice day.'"

Oren Lang

Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank?
A: Shoot the people pushing it.

Lincoln Dr...

How do you get an Iranian out of a bathtub? You turn on the water.

Anonymous

Q: What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A: Juan on Juan.

Anonymous

Q: Why do black people have nightmares?
A: Because the last person who had a dream got shot.

niecey

I am from the Middle East and when I was a kid, I had a bomb sniffing dog. It died of an overdose.

Jamalhattar

Q: Where do black people wear suits?
A: Courts & coffins

softwars