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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Q: Why do black people smell? A: So blind people can hate them too.

Anonymous

Q: What do you call it when a black man is pushed out of an airplane?
A: Nightfall.

CHRIS

What is the difference between garbage and an Irish girl? Garbage gets picked up.

Anonymous

A Russian, a Mexican, and a Texan are hanging out in a bar. The Russian tosses up a whiskey bottle and says, "We have a lot of these back home." The Texan tosses up the Mexican and says, "We have a lot of these back home."

Anonymous

I shop for shoes the way black men hit on women. It has to jump out and grab me.

NailedIt

Why can’t Polish farmers raise chickens? They plant the eggs too deep.

Anonymous

Q: Why do black people have white hands and feet?
A: That is where God stood them up against the wall to spray them.

Anonymous

Q: What do you call a black robot?
A: Tydrone.

conoromeara

Q: What do you call stoned Mexicans?
A: Baked beans.

Francis Mata

A Canadian, an American, and a Mexican were on a North American transcontinental flight. The Canadian stuck his hand out of the plane, and said, "We have reached Canada." The others asked, "How do you know?" The Canadian responded, "Because I have just touched the tip of the CN tower." A couple hours later, the American sticks his hand out of the plane and said, "We have reached the USA." The rest asked, "How do you know?" The american replied, "Because I have just touched the tip of the Empire State Building." Another couple of hours passed and the Mexican said, "We have just reached Mexico." The American and Canadian asked, "How do you know?" The Mexican answered, "Because when I stuck my hand out the window someone stole my watch."

Anonymous

Q: Why do Asians hate football? A: Because they spend 13 hours a day making them.

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