How was copper wire invented? Two jews fighting over a penny.
Why does Beyoncé sing "to the left, to the left"? Because black people have no rights!
Where do you send Jewish kids with Attention Deficit Disorder? Concentration Camp!
Q: What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
A: E.T. eventually went home.
Why do Mexican kids eat tamales on Christmas? So they can have something to unwrap.