What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto
How do you starve a black person? Put their food stamp card under their workboots!
Q: What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
A: E.T. eventually went home.
Why does Beyoncé sing "to the left, to the left"? Because black people have no rights!
An Asian lady went into labor and her child came out black. The doctor asked her if she picked a name for the baby and she said, "Yea, Som Ting Wong!" (Something's wrong)