Chocolate Sundaes is live this Sunday!

joke bank - Racist Jokes

What do a fat lady and concrete have in common? They both have been laid by Mexicans.

Anonymous

Did you hear about the Iranian who locked himself out of his car? It took three hours to get his family out of it.

Anonymous

Three ladies were on a bus stop bench. One of the ladies looks at the other and asks her if she is Native American, She says, "Yes, I'm Arapaho." "Is that so?" says the first, "It just happens that I'm a Navajo." The third lady looks at both of them and says, "I'm a Dallas hoe."

Mark My Words

Two Jews walked into a bar. It was busy. So they bought it.

hyenachief

What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons? Hose A and Hose B!

OussiStyle

A little Native American boy goes up to the Indian chief and asks, "Chief, how come we name everyone after the first thing they see?" The chief replies, "Well, I'm not sure, Two Dogs Fucking."

Anonymous

Q: How many white people does it take to change a light bulb?
A: All of them. 1 to hold it to the socket and the rest to screw the world.

Anonymous

What's the difference between a Jew and the San Antonio Spurs? The Spurs could beat the Heat.

Anonymous

What time do Chinese people go to the dentist? Tooth hurty (2:30)

nedg5523

Q: Why didn't they hire any Puerto Ricans in the new Star Trek movie?
A: They don't work in the future either.

Anonymous

Q: What do you call a Filipino contortionist?
A: A Manila folder.

Mark My Words

Why does the Polish Navy have glass-bottomed boats? So they can see the old Polish Navy.

Anonymous