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joke bank - Racist Jokes

What time do Chinese people go to the dentist? Tooth hurty (2:30)


Did you hear about the Iranian who locked himself out of his car? It took three hours to get his family out of it.


Why does the Polish Navy have glass-bottomed boats? So they can see the old Polish Navy.


What do u call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan-on-Juan.

Juan Class...

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you fucking racist.

james sharman

What happens if a Asian with an erection walks into a wall?
He breaks his nose


Q: Why do Italian men wear necklaces?
A: To let them know where to stop shaving.

Mark My Wi...

Q: What do you call a Filipino contortionist?
A: A Manila folder.

Mark My Words

An Irishman, an Indian man, a British man, and a Scottish man are riding in a plane. The pilot shouts back, "We need to lose some weight or we'll crash!" So the Irishman throws out some beer and saying, "We got enough of that in our country." The Indian throws out some curry and says, "We got enough off that in our country." The Scottish man throws some bagpipes off and says, "We got enough of that in our country." Then the British man picks up the Indian and chucks him off the plane saying, "We got enough off them that in our country."


Q: Why was the Malasian plane lost?
A: Because an Asian was driving it!


I had sex with a Chinese woman last night. It was great, but an hour later I was STILL horny!

c. stallons

What's the difference between yogurt and Italians? Yogurt has a working culture.