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Q: What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection?
A: Cracker with cheese.

Anonymous

What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons? Hose A and Hose B!

OussiStyle

Two Jews walked into a bar. It was busy. So they bought it.

hyenachief

What time do Chinese people go to the dentist? Tooth hurty (2:30)

nedg5523

Why do black people hate taking Tylenol? Because they have to pick the cotton out.

Anonymous

Why does the Polish Navy have glass-bottomed boats? So they can see the old Polish Navy.

Anonymous

Racist jokes are so dumb when you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal

Kobe Singl...

Q: What do you call a Filipino contortionist?
A: A Manila folder.

Mark My Words

A Scotsman was out having a very good time on Saturday night sampling the local product and on the way home he passed out along the lane. Later in the night a wind came blowing by and blew his kilt up to his waist. Well, we all know what a real Scotsman wears under his kilt. Early Sunday morning the two town spinsters came by and saw him laying there. "Prudence have you ever seen such a sight!" one exclaimed. "No I haven't Purity. He deserves some kind of punishment." As she searched her bag, she found something and said, "Here this should do it." And she tied a ribbon around his member. "Serves him right," they huffed and continued on to church. Later the Scotsman awoke and looked down at his member and saw the bright blue ribbon tied around it and said, "Aye Laddie, I dunna know where ye been, but ye won ferst prize!"

chick

What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus? I don’t know, but you should see it pick lettuce!

smee23

I've heard opinions of many people in my life who are under the perception that Irish Catholics are hands down the most prejudice people on this earth. Well, I'm here to set that rumor straight once and for all. As my Irish born grandmother from Donegal always used to say, ''Why no! How ridiculous! The Irish prejudice? Oh my, that is not true. We think less of all of you equally without regard to who you are!"

Sagiicorn

An Irishman, an Indian man, a British man, and a Scottish man are riding in a plane. The pilot shouts back, "We need to lose some weight or we'll crash!" So the Irishman throws out some beer and saying, "We got enough of that in our country." The Indian throws out some curry and says, "We got enough off that in our country." The Scottish man throws some bagpipes off and says, "We got enough of that in our country." Then the British man picks up the Indian and chucks him off the plane saying, "We got enough off them that in our country."

liam