Why does Beyoncé sing "to the left, to the left"? Because black people have no rights!
School is like a boner. It's long and hard unless you're Asian.
Why do Mexican kids eat tamales on Christmas? So they can have something to unwrap.
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto
Q: What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
A: E.T. eventually went home.