joke bank - Racist Jokes

An Italian mother says, "If you don't eat all the food on this plate, I'll kill you." A Jewish mother says, "If you don't eat all the food on this plate, I'll kill myself."

Anonymous

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you fucking racist.

james sharman

You know why we don't have Mexican Astronauts? It's because the countdown goes like this, "10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Launch! Lonch!?!? Vamos a comer..."

Jha00138

Two Jews walked into a bar. It was busy. So they bought it.

hyenachief

What time do Chinese people go to the dentist? Tooth hurty (2:30)

nedg5523

Why does the Polish Navy have glass-bottomed boats? So they can see the old Polish Navy.

Anonymous

An Irishman, an Indian man, a British man, and a Scottish man are riding in a plane. The pilot shouts back, "We need to lose some weight or we'll crash!" So the Irishman throws out some beer and saying, "We got enough of that in our country." The Indian throws out some curry and says, "We got enough off that in our country." The Scottish man throws some bagpipes off and says, "We got enough of that in our country." Then the British man picks up the Indian and chucks him off the plane saying, "We got enough off them that in our country."

liam

Did you hear about the Iranian who locked himself out of his car? It took three hours to get his family out of it.

Anonymous

What do u call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan-on-Juan.

Juan Class...

Q: Why do Italian men wear necklaces?
A: To let them know where to stop shaving.

Mark My Wi...

Q:what's the difference between a white owl and a black owl.
A:a white owl goes who who. a black owl goes who dat who dat.

Elijah c

Q: Why was the Malasian plane lost?
A: Because an Asian was driving it!

Josh