joke bank - Racist Jokes

What do you call a Greek with 500 girlfriends? A shepherd.

Anonymous

Q: Why do black people have nightmares?
A: Because the last person who had a dream got shot.

niecey

A guy decides to do something nice for his girlfriend before they leave on vacation so he gets her name tattooed on his penis. He comes home and shows it to her. She looks at it and says, "That's great, sweetie, but what is 'Wy'?" He tells her to rub it and as she does she sees it actually reads "Wendy." When they arrive at Montego Bay, the couple are walking along a nude beach and the boyfriend notices a black guy with "Wy" on his penis. He asks the man if he also has a girlfriend named Wendy. The black guy laughs and says, "Nah, mon, mine says 'Welcome to Jamaica have a nice day.'"

Oren Lang

Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank?
A: Shoot the people pushing it.

Lincoln Dr...

A woman goes to a doctor named Dr. Wong. "Doctor, I can't get a date, no one will go out with me." In a very thick Asian accent, Dr. Wong says, "Take off clothes and get on all four hands and knees." She does. "Now crawl to wall." She does so and looks back at him. "I know what wrong." “What is it Doctor! What do I have?" "You have Ed Zachary disease." "Ed Zachary disease? What is that?!" "You face look Ed Zachary like you ass!"

Anonymous

Why did the Mexican guy throw his wife off of a cliff? Tequila!

dmoody

What’s an Irish seven course dinner? A six-pack and a potato.

Anonymous

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake? One less drunk Irishman.

TheLaughFa...

Q: What do you call two black men in a red sleeping bag?
A: A Kit Kat.

Jacksonree...

Q: Why are black people so fast? A: Because all the slow ones are in jail.

Big D

Q: What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A: Juan on Juan.

Anonymous

How do you get an Iranian out of a bathtub? You turn on the water.

Anonymous