School is like a boner. It's long and hard unless you're Asian.
Why does Beyoncé sing "to the left, to the left"? Because black people have no rights!
Why do Mexican kids eat tamales on Christmas? So they can have something to unwrap.
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto
Q: What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
A: E.T. eventually went home.