Why does Beyoncé sing "to the left, to the left"? Because black people have no rights!
Where do you send Jewish kids with Attention Deficit Disorder? Concentration Camp!
Why do Mexican kids eat tamales on Christmas? So they can have something to unwrap.
Q: What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
A: E.T. eventually went home.
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto