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joke bank - Racist Jokes

What’s an Irish seven course dinner? A six-pack and a potato.


Why did the Mexican guy throw his wife off of a cliff? Tequila!


Q: What do you do when you drop your phone in water? A: You put it inside a bag of rice which attracts Asians who fix it for you.


Q: What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans?
A: The black one steals your watch.


Q: Have you ever had Ethiopian food?
A: Neither have they.


Q: What's the difference between a naked white woman and a naked black woman?
A: One is on the cover of Playboy and the other is on the cover of National Geographic.


How do you get an Iranian out of a bathtub? You turn on the water.


Q: What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A: Juan on Juan.


Q: Where do black people wear suits?
A: Courts & coffins


I am from the Middle East and when I was a kid, I had a bomb sniffing dog. It died of an overdose.


Being Asian and a woman definitely has its advantages. For example, when you’ve had a few drinks and have to drive home past midnight, you think you're driving perfectly fine, but in reality you're not. Next thing you know, there's a cop. The cop sees you and doesn’t even bother pulling you over, let alone giving you a ticket. Why? Well, he’s probably thinking, “This person’s not under the influence, it’s just an Asian woman driving!”


A black guy, white guy, and Asian guy were riding in a car. They got pulled over by the police and the cop said, "If all of your dicks measure up to be exactly 24 inches I'll let you guys go." The black guy's dick was 12 inches. The white guy's dick was 11 inches. It was all up to the Asian guy. His dick was exactly 1 inch, so the cop said they could go. As they were driving away the Asian guy said, "Thank goodness I had a boner."

Kyle Todd