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joke bank - Racist Jokes

Q: What's the difference between a naked white woman and a naked black woman?
A: One is on the cover of Playboy and the other is on the cover of National Geographic.


Q: Have you ever had Ethiopian food?
A: Neither have they.


A woman goes to a doctor named Dr. Wong. "Doctor, I can't get a date, no one will go out with me." In a very thick Asian accent, Dr. Wong says, "Take off clothes and get on all four hands and knees." She does. "Now crawl to wall." She does so and looks back at him. "I know what wrong." “What is it Doctor! What do I have?" "You have Ed Zachary disease." "Ed Zachary disease? What is that?!" "You face look Ed Zachary like you ass!"


What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake? One less drunk Irishman.


Why did the Mexican guy throw his wife off of a cliff? Tequila!


What’s an Irish seven course dinner? A six-pack and a potato.


A black guy, white guy, and Asian guy were riding in a car. They got pulled over by the police and the cop said, "If all of your dicks measure up to be exactly 24 inches I'll let you guys go." The black guy's dick was 12 inches. The white guy's dick was 11 inches. It was all up to the Asian guy. His dick was exactly 1 inch, so the cop said they could go. As they were driving away the Asian guy said, "Thank goodness I had a boner."

Kyle Todd

Q Why are black men getting stronger? A: Because TV's are getting bigger.


Q: An African American and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving?
A: The cop.


How do you get an Iranian out of a bathtub? You turn on the water.


Q: What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A: Juan on Juan.


Q: Why do Asians women have small breasts?
A: Because their parents only allow A's.

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