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joke bank - Racist Jokes

What is the sign of inflation? A Volkswagen with 12 Latinos in it.

Anonymous

Q: Why was the Malasian plane lost?
A: Because an Asian was driving it!

Josh

I've heard opinions of many people in my life who are under the perception that Irish Catholics are hands down the most prejudice people on this earth. Well, I'm here to set that rumor straight once and for all. As my Irish born grandmother from Donegal always used to say, ''Why no! How ridiculous! The Irish prejudice? Oh my, that is not true. We think less of all of you equally without regard to who you are!"

Sagiicorn

What's the difference between yogurt and Italians? Yogurt has a working culture.

Anonymous

If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be? A fur coat.

brode1627

What do you call a Mexican with three eyes? Ay, ay, ay!

turtle91

What do you call a mexican shopping at Nordstrom's? Lost......

1RTSANCHEZ

What do you call a Mexican basketball player? Mexi-cant.

flaca1653

Did you hear about the little Polish kid who got diarrhea? He thought he was melting.

Anonymous

Q: What do you call a Caucasian person who swims across the border into Mexico?
A: A white back.

NOAHLOT2

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake? One less drunk Irishman.

Anonymous

How did the Samoan climb the tree? He didn't. He scared the limbs out of it.

msfomai