joke bank - Racist Jokes

Q: Where do black people wear suits?
A: Courts & coffins

softwars

Why do Jewish people love air? Because it's free.

tangilberta

I am from the Middle East and when I was a kid, I had a bomb sniffing dog. It died of an overdose.

Jamalhattar

How are black people and tornadoes the same? It only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood.

Anonymous

Q: What kind of candy do Indians give out on Halloween?
A: Dots.

Tyler Harr...

Q: What do you say to a black man in a three piece suit?
A: "Will the defendant please rise?"

Mark My Words

What do you call a German virgin? Goodandtight.

greeneyez8205

Being Asian and a woman definitely has its advantages. For example, when you’ve had a few drinks and have to drive home past midnight, you think you're driving perfectly fine, but in reality you're not. Next thing you know, there's a cop. The cop sees you and doesn’t even bother pulling you over, let alone giving you a ticket. Why? Well, he’s probably thinking, “This person’s not under the influence, it’s just an Asian woman driving!”

grrrbernyyy

Q: Do you know who was the first black guy to admit he is the father?
A: Darth Vader.

Gabe Neaveill

Q: Why don't Black people take free cruises?
A: Because they aren't falling for that one again.

Kanyon Smart

Tyrone's first day in the first grade he came home crying. When his mother asked why, he replied, "The teacher told us to say our ABC's and all the little white boys could say them and I could only get to the letter E. Why is that? His mom said, "Because you black and they white." The next day Tyrone was crying again. "What's wrong today, Tyrone?" his mother asked. Tyrone said, "Teacher told us to count to 100 and all the little white boys did but I could only get up to 10. Why is that?" The mom answered, "Because you black and they white." The third day he came home smiling. "What happened today, Tyrone?" asked his mom. "We went to the bathroom and my thing was biggest of all, because I'm black and they white, right mama?" She said, "No, Tyrone, it's because you 17 and they 6."

Stephon Ca...

Q: What is the difference between a black man and Santa?
A: Santa stops after the third Ho.

Anonymous