Why do Mexican kids eat tamales on Christmas? So they can have something to unwrap.
Where do you send Jewish kids with Attention Deficit Disorder? Concentration Camp!
Q: When is the only time you can smack an ugly woman in the face?
A: When her mustache is on fire.
Q: What is the Mexican version of One Direction?
A: Juan Direction.
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto