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joke bank - Racist Jokes

Q: What's the problem with an Asian pet store?
A: There's always a kitchen in the back.

Anonymous

I am from the Middle East and when I was a kid, I had a bomb sniffing dog. It died of an overdose.

Jamalhattar

Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank?
A: Shoot the people pushing it.

Lincoln Dr...

Q: Where do black people wear suits?
A: Courts & coffins

softwars

Being Asian and a woman definitely has its advantages. For example, when you’ve had a few drinks and have to drive home past midnight, you think you're driving perfectly fine, but in reality you're not. Next thing you know, there's a cop. The cop sees you and doesn’t even bother pulling you over, let alone giving you a ticket. Why? Well, he’s probably thinking, “This person’s not under the influence, it’s just an Asian woman driving!”

grrrbernyyy

Why do Jewish people love air? Because it's free.

tangilberta

A guy decides to do something nice for his girlfriend before they leave on vacation so he gets her name tattooed on his penis. He comes home and shows it to her. She looks at it and says, "That's great, sweetie, but what is 'Wy'?" He tells her to rub it and as she does she sees it actually reads "Wendy." When they arrive at Montego Bay, the couple are walking along a nude beach and the boyfriend notices a black guy with "Wy" on his penis. He asks the man if he also has a girlfriend named Wendy. The black guy laughs and says, "Nah, mon, mine says 'Welcome to Jamaica have a nice day.'"

Oren Lang

Q: What kind of candy do Indians give out on Halloween?
A: Dots.

Tyler Harr...

What do you call a German virgin? Goodandtight.

greeneyez8205

Q: What starts with "N" and ends with "R" and you never want to call a black person?
A: Neighbor.

Samuel ford

Q: What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator? A: A box of crackers.

TheJokeMan

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

mahamottid...