Where do you send Jewish kids with Attention Deficit Disorder? Concentration Camp!
Why do Mexican kids eat tamales on Christmas? So they can have something to unwrap.
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto
Q: What is the Mexican version of One Direction?
A: Juan Direction.
An Asian lady went into labor and her child came out black. The doctor asked her if she picked a name for the baby and she said, "Yea, Som Ting Wong!" (Something's wrong)