An Asian lady went into labor and her child came out black. The doctor asked her if she picked a name for the baby and she said, "Yea, Som Ting Wong!" (Something's wrong)
Why do Canadian's do it doggystyle? So they can both watch the hockey game.
Q: What do you call a stupid Chinese prostitute?
A: Wun Dum Ho.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan.
Why are we so sure that Eve was African? If she were white, she wouldn't have eaten that apple! She would say, "Is this organic? What would Oprah do?" If she had been Asian, she'd have eaten the damn snake!