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I am from the Middle East and when I was a kid, I had a bomb sniffing dog. It died of an overdose.


Q: What kind of candy do Indians give out on Halloween?
A: Dots.

Tyler Harr...

Q: What do you call two black men in a red sleeping bag?
A: A Kit Kat.


Why do Jewish people love air? Because it's free.


Q: What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator? A: A box of crackers.


Q: What do you say to a black man in a three piece suit?
A: "Will the defendant please rise?"

Mark My Words

Being Asian and a woman definitely has its advantages. For example, when you’ve had a few drinks and have to drive home past midnight, you think you're driving perfectly fine, but in reality you're not. Next thing you know, there's a cop. The cop sees you and doesn’t even bother pulling you over, let alone giving you a ticket. Why? Well, he’s probably thinking, “This person’s not under the influence, it’s just an Asian woman driving!”


How are black people and tornadoes the same? It only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood.


What do you call a German virgin? Goodandtight.


Q: Why don't Black people take free cruises?
A: Because they aren't falling for that one again.

Kanyon Smart

Q: Why don't Mexicans like to barbecue?
A: Because the beans fall through the grill.


What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.