Where do you send Jewish kids with Attention Deficit Disorder? Concentration Camp!
Q: What is the Mexican version of One Direction?
A: Juan Direction.
Why do Mexican kids eat tamales on Christmas? So they can have something to unwrap.
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto
An Asian lady went into labor and her child came out black. The doctor asked her if she picked a name for the baby and she said, "Yea, Som Ting Wong!" (Something's wrong)