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Q: Would a white or black kindergartner have a bigger dick?
A: The black one because he's 20.

DJH

Q: Why do black people smell? A: So blind people can hate them too.

Anonymous

Why can’t Polish farmers raise chickens? They plant the eggs too deep.

Anonymous

Q: What do you call it when a black man is pushed out of an airplane?
A: Nightfall.

CHRIS

I shop for shoes the way black men hit on women. It has to jump out and grab me.

NailedIt

A Russian, a Mexican, and a Texan are hanging out in a bar. The Russian tosses up a whiskey bottle and says, "We have a lot of these back home." The Texan tosses up the Mexican and says, "We have a lot of these back home."

Anonymous

What is the difference between garbage and an Irish girl? Garbage gets picked up.

Anonymous

Q: Why do black people have white hands and feet?
A: That is where God stood them up against the wall to spray them.

Anonymous

Q: What do you call a black robot?
A: Tydrone.

conoromeara

You know why we don't have Mexican Astronauts? It's because the countdown goes like this, "10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Launch! Lonch!?!? Vamos a comer..."

Jha00138

Q: What do you call stoned Mexicans?
A: Baked beans.

Francis Mata

A Canadian, an American, and a Mexican were on a North American transcontinental flight. The Canadian stuck his hand out of the plane, and said, "We have reached Canada." The others asked, "How do you know?" The Canadian responded, "Because I have just touched the tip of the CN tower." A couple hours later, the American sticks his hand out of the plane and said, "We have reached the USA." The rest asked, "How do you know?" The american replied, "Because I have just touched the tip of the Empire State Building." Another couple of hours passed and the Mexican said, "We have just reached Mexico." The American and Canadian asked, "How do you know?" The Mexican answered, "Because when I stuck my hand out the window someone stole my watch."

Anonymous