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joke bank - Racist Jokes

I had sex with a Chinese woman last night. It was great, but an hour later I was STILL horny!

c. stallons

I've heard opinions of many people in my life who are under the perception that Irish Catholics are hands down the most prejudice people on this earth. Well, I'm here to set that rumor straight once and for all. As my Irish born grandmother from Donegal always used to say, ''Why no! How ridiculous! The Irish prejudice? Oh my, that is not true. We think less of all of you equally without regard to who you are!"

Sagiicorn

A robber sticks his gun in a Scotsman's ribs and demands, "Your money or your life!" When after a moment there is no answer, he repeats his demand, "Your money or your life!" to which the Scotsman replies, "I'm thinking it over!"

jackrwilson

A black man is lost in the forest. A hunter finds him and says, "Excuse me, sir. Can you ax me a tree?" The black man says, "No, but I can ax you a question?"

Sidrik chur

What is the sign of inflation? A Volkswagen with 12 Latinos in it.

Anonymous

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you fucking racist.

james sharman

What do u call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan-on-Juan.

Juan Class...

Q: Why was the Malasian plane lost?
A: Because an Asian was driving it!

Josh

What's the difference between yogurt and Italians? Yogurt has a working culture.

Anonymous

If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be? A fur coat.

brode1627

What do you call a mexican shopping at Nordstrom's? Lost......

1RTSANCHEZ

What do you call a Mexican basketball player? Mexi-cant.

flaca1653