Why do Canadian's do it doggystyle? So they can both watch the hockey game.
School is like a boner. It's long and hard unless you're Asian.
Q: What do you call a stupid Chinese prostitute?
A: Wun Dum Ho.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan.
Why are we so sure that Eve was African? If she were white, she wouldn't have eaten that apple! She would say, "Is this organic? What would Oprah do?" If she had been Asian, she'd have eaten the damn snake!