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What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons? Hose A and Hose B!

OussiStyle

A little Native American boy goes up to the Indian chief and asks, "Chief, how come we name everyone after the first thing they see?" The chief replies, "Well, I'm not sure, Two Dogs Fucking."

Anonymous

A Scotsman was out having a very good time on Saturday night sampling the local product and on the way home he passed out along the lane. Later in the night a wind came blowing by and blew his kilt up to his waist. Well, we all know what a real Scotsman wears under his kilt. Early Sunday morning the two town spinsters came by and saw him laying there. "Prudence have you ever seen such a sight!" one exclaimed. "No I haven't Purity. He deserves some kind of punishment." As she searched her bag, she found something and said, "Here this should do it." And she tied a ribbon around his member. "Serves him right," they huffed and continued on to church. Later the Scotsman awoke and looked down at his member and saw the bright blue ribbon tied around it and said, "Aye Laddie, I dunna know where ye been, but ye won ferst prize!"

chick

Q: What do you call a Filipino contortionist?
A: A Manila folder.

Mark My Words

Q: How many white people does it take to change a light bulb?
A: All of them. 1 to hold it to the socket and the rest to screw the world.

Anonymous

Why does the Polish Navy have glass-bottomed boats? So they can see the old Polish Navy.

Anonymous

What time do Chinese people go to the dentist? Tooth hurty (2:30)

nedg5523

What's the difference between a Jew and the San Antonio Spurs? The Spurs could beat the Heat.

Anonymous

Q: Why didn't they hire any Puerto Ricans in the new Star Trek movie?
A: They don't work in the future either.

Anonymous

I've heard opinions of many people in my life who are under the perception that Irish Catholics are hands down the most prejudice people on this earth. Well, I'm here to set that rumor straight once and for all. As my Irish born grandmother from Donegal always used to say, ''Why no! How ridiculous! The Irish prejudice? Oh my, that is not true. We think less of all of you equally without regard to who you are!"

Sagiicorn

Why do black people hate taking Tylenol? Because they have to pick the cotton out.

Anonymous

What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus? I don’t know, but you should see it pick lettuce!

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