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Q: What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?
A: Nah, mastay.

Anonymous

A substitute for a Catholic priest is hearing confessions. He is confused about what to recommend a confessor should do to rectify guilt sustained, after doing a sexual favor for her boss. He sticks his head out of the confessional and asks a nearby alter boy what the father gives for a bl*wjob. The alter boy responds, "Usually a Snickers and a ride home."

seanmcgrier12

Q: What's the most expensive Jewish wine?
A: "I wanna go to Florida!"

Mark My Words

You know what Adam said to Eve? "Watch out, I don’t know how big this gets."

Anonymous

Religion is like a penis: it's good to have one and it's good to be proud of it, but the problem starts when you begin flaunting it in public.

Lorris Simon