Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29? Because 30 is too many!
Q: What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?
A: Nah, mastay.
You know what Adam said to Eve? "Watch out, I don’t know how big this gets."
Q: What's the most expensive Jewish wine?
A: "I wanna go to Florida!"
Religion is like a penis: it's good to have one and it's good to be proud of it, but the problem starts when you begin flaunting it in public.