Q: What does the receptionist at the sperm clinic say when clients are leaving?
A: “Thanks for coming!”
Q: What did the penis say to the condom?
A: "Cover me. I'm going in."
I was having sex with my girlfriend the other day and she kept yelling some other guy's name. Who the heck is Rape?
Three words to ruin a man's ego. "Is it in?"
The bell rang for school to start and John walked in late. Mr. Clark asked, "John, why are you late?" He replied, "I was on Cherry Hill." Then he sat down. Ten minutes later Nathan walked in late and Mr. Clark repeated, "Why are you late?" Nathan answered, "I was on top of Cherry Hill." Five minutes later Kevin walked in late and Mr. Clark said to him, "Kevin, where have you been?" Kevin replied, "I was on Cherry Hill." Ten minutes later a girl walked in the classroom and Mr. Clark asked, "Hi there, what's your name?" The girl replied, "Cherry Hill."