A man boards a plane with six kids. After they get settled in their seats, a woman sitting across the aisle leans over to him and asks, "Are all of those kids yours?" He replies, "No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints."
A boy asks his mom, "Why am I black and you're white?" She says, "Don't even go there. The way that party went, you're lucky you don't bark."
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them? In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
Three words to ruin a man's ego. "Is it in?"
I was having sex with my girlfriend the other day and she kept yelling some other guy's name. Who the heck is Rape?