Q: What did the penis say to the condom?
A: "Cover me. I'm going in."
Three words to ruin a man's ego. "Is it in?"
I was having sex with my girlfriend the other day and she kept yelling some other guy's name. Who the heck is Rape?
A boy asks his mom, "Why am I black and you're white?" She says, "Don't even go there. The way that party went, you're lucky you don't bark."
They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the hell runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?