Three words to ruin a man's ego. "Is it in?"
Q: What did the penis say to the condom?
A: "Cover me. I'm going in."
A boy asks his mom, "Why am I black and you're white?" She says, "Don't even go there. The way that party went, you're lucky you don't bark."
They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the hell runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?
Q: What does the receptionist at the sperm clinic say when clients are leaving?
A: “Thanks for coming!”