Why can't you hear rabbits making love? Because they have cotton balls.
What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah? About three inches.
Did you know there's a speed limit for sex? When you hit 69, you have to flip a you turn.
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today, than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs, huge erections, and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
One night, Penis and Balls were sitting in a couch. Penis said to Balls, "We are going to a party. Balls said, "F*ck off, you always leave me knocking."