Why can't you hear rabbits making love? Because they have cotton balls.
Did you know there's a speed limit for sex? When you hit 69, you have to flip a you turn.
What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah? About three inches.
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today, than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs, huge erections, and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
One night, Penis and Balls were sitting in a couch. Penis said to Balls, "We are going to a party. Balls said, "F*ck off, you always leave me knocking."