A young woman was taking golf lessons and had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for medical assistance. The golf pro saw her heading back and said, “You are back early, what’s wrong?” “I was stung by a bee!” she said. “Where?” he asked. “Between the first and second hole.” she replied. He nodded and said, “Your stance is far too wide.”
What did the woman do when a tree fell on her? The question is why there is a tree in the kitchen.
Want to hear a funny joke? Women's rights.
How did the medical community come up with the term "PMS"? "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
Did you hear they finally made a device that makes cars run 95% quieter? Yeah, it fits right over her mouth.