If women aren't supposed to be in the kitchen, then why do they have milk and eggs inside them?!
What did one lesbian vampire say to the other? Same time next month?
I have received hundreds of replies to my ad for a husband. They all say the same thing - "Take mine."
What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!"