Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.
A man is only as faithful as his options.
Why not to trust women? It's simple, how can you trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
I like my women like I like my pizzas: cheap and ready to go.
Q: What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?
A: One has hope in her soul and one has soap in her hole.