Why not to trust women? It's simple, how can you trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
How did the medical community come up with the term PMS? Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
How does a man show that he is planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer.
Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.
If women aren't supposed to be in the kitchen, then why do they have milk and eggs inside them?!