What do you call a marathon if all the runners are transvestites? A drag race.
How did the medical community come up with the term PMS? Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
After I have sex, I like my woman like my mailbox. Outside my house!
Q: What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?
A: One has hope in her soul and one has soap in her hole.
Q: Why did God give women legs?
A: To walk from the kitchen to the bedroom.