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A man and a wife were in bed one morning when the wife said, "I had a strange dream last night. I dreamed I was at a penis auction. Long penises were going for $100 and thick penises were going for $300." The husband asked, "What would mine go for?" The wife replied, "They were giving ones like yours away for free." The husband said, "I also had a dream last night about an auction where they were selling juicy vaginas for $500 and tight vaginas for $1,000." "How about mine?" the wife asked and the husband replied, "That was where they were holding the auction."

Anonymous

Q: What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?
A: One has hope in her soul and one has soap in her hole.

Anonymous

A man is only as faithful as his options.

Chris Rock

Why not to trust women? It's simple, how can you trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

Deen1983

I like my women like I like my pizzas: cheap and ready to go.

Emily and Harli