How do you get a dishwasher to dig a hole? Give the woman a shovel!
After I have sex, I like my woman like my mailbox. Outside my house!
What do you call a marathon if all the runners are transvestites? A drag race.
How did the medical community come up with the term PMS? Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
God is a woman. I know this because if God was a man, He would have created the whole population female, and only one man. Then, He would have invited that male to the top of the mountain to look down at all the beautiful females. Then God would have gotten jealous and killed him.