Life is like a penis: women make it hard for no reason.
A man is only as faithful as his options.
Johnny was playing outside when he had to go to the bathroom. He runs inside his house and his grandma was in the bathroom naked about to take a shower. He looks at her crotch and says, “Whats that?” She says, “Well, it's a beaver, Johnny.” The next day the same thing happens, only his mom is taking the shower. He says, “Mom I know what that is. It's a beaver, but I think grandma's is dead because its tongue is hanging out.”
Why not to trust women? It's simple, how can you trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
I like my women like I like my pizzas: cheap and ready to go.