Q: What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?
A: One has hope in her soul and one has soap in her hole.
Q: What do you call a bunch of women dancing on the bar?
A: The Periodic Table.
Q: Combine 3 girls and what you do you get?
A: A fat chick.
What’s the biggest crime committed by transvestites? Male fraud.
What do you do when your wife is staggering? Shoot her again.