What did one lesbian vampire say to the other? Same time next month?
Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.
How does a man show that he is planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer.
I have received hundreds of replies to my ad for a husband. They all say the same thing - "Take mine."
A boy asked his dad, "What's the difference between a woman and a slave?" His father replies, "I don't know, what?" His son says, "No, I was asking a question."