How do you get a dishwasher to dig a hole? Give the woman a shovel!
What do you call a marathon if all the runners are transvestites? A drag race.
After I have sex, I like my woman like my mailbox. Outside my house!
Q: What do you call a bunch of women dancing on the bar?
A: The Periodic Table.
Q: Why did God give women legs?
A: To walk from the kitchen to the bedroom.