God is a woman. I know this because if God was a man, He would have created the whole population female, and only one man. Then, He would have invited that male to the top of the mountain to look down at all the beautiful females. Then God would have gotten jealous and killed him.
Q: Why did God give women legs?
A: To walk from the kitchen to the bedroom.
What’s the biggest crime committed by transvestites? Male fraud.
What do you do when your wife is staggering? Shoot her again.
Q: Combine 3 girls and what you do you get?
A: A fat chick.