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joke bank - Sexist Jokes

A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady." He replies, "If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself."

vicky7867

What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild? Money.

wok1028

Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions. The first guy says, "I'm a YUPPIE. You know, young, urban, professional." The second guy says, "I'm a DINK. You know, double income, no kids." The third guy says, "I'm a RUB. You know, rich urban biker." They turn to the woman and ask, "So what are you?" The woman replies, "I'm a WIFE. You know - Wash, Iron, F***, Etc."

beautiful23

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a wedding cake.

LaughFactory

A man driving a car hits a woman. Whose fault is it? The man's. Why was he driving in the kitchen?

shurtugalll

PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.

Silenxio M...

What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Women.

willy53

When a man opens the car door for his wife, you can be sure of one thing, either the car is new or the wife is.

darmira

Men have two emotions, hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

animotions

Life is like a penis: women make it hard for no reason.

Lorris Simon

Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.

Anonymous

Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
A: Because like all men, they won't stop to ask directions.

captn crunk