joke bank - Sexist Jokes

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Silenxio M...

An investigative journalist went to Afghanistan to study the culture and was shocked to discover that women were made to walk ten paces behind the men. She asked her guide why and he said, "Because they are considered of lesser status." Outraged the journalist went home. A year later she returned covering violence in the region and was surprised to see the women walking ten paces ahead. She turned to her guide and this time asked, "What has changed?" The guide answered, "Land mines."

jonnyroadster

Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
A: Because like all men, they won't stop to ask directions.

captn crunk

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a wedding cake.

LaughFactory

When a man opens the car door for his wife, you can be sure of one thing, either the car is new or the wife is.

darmira

Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions. The first guy says, "I'm a YUPPIE. You know, young, urban, professional." The second guy says, "I'm a DINK. You know, double income, no kids." The third guy says, "I'm a RUB. You know, rich urban biker." They turn to the woman and ask, "So what are you?" The woman replies, "I'm a WIFE. You know - Wash, Iron, F***, Etc."

beautiful23

How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

aiman2005

Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.

Anonymous

Men have two emotions, hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

animotions

How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

LaughFactory

If women aren't supposed to be in the kitchen, then why do they have milk and eggs inside them?!

Anonymous

Q: What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?
A: One has hope in her soul and one has soap in her hole.

Anonymous