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joke bank - Sexist Jokes

How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

aiman2005

An old lady was getting on the bus to go to the pet cemetery with her cat's remains. As she got on the bus, she whispered to the bus driver, "I have a dead p*ssy." The driver pointed to the lady sitting behind him and said, "Sit with my wife, you two have a lot in common."

MadameMeza

Q: Why do Asians women have small breasts?
A: Because their parents only allow A's.

Christian ...

How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

LaughFactory

Why do men die before their wives? They want to.

aiman2005

Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
A: Because like all men, they won't stop to ask directions.

captn crunk

Why does it take one million sperm to fertilize one egg? They don't stop and ask for directions.

LaughFactory

Q: Why do Jewish mothers make great parole officers?
A: They never let anyone finish a sentence!

Bookworm

Officer: "Madam, swimming is prohibited in this lake."
Lady: "Why didn't you tell me when I was removing my clothes?"
Officer: "Well, that's not prohibited."

MUHAMAD UMAIR

Q: What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?
A: Four guys drinking Bud Light and watching a football game!

P.J

If women aren't supposed to be in the kitchen, then why do they have milk and eggs inside them?!

Anonymous

Doris is sitting in a bar and says to her friend that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. The bartender tells her, "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery." Doris asks, "How do I do it without surgery?" "Just rub toilet paper between them." Fascinated, Doris says, "How does that make them bigger?" "I don't know, but it sure worked for your ass!"

Anonymous