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How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

aiman2005

Q: Why do Asians women have small breasts?
A: Because their parents only allow A's.

Christian ...

An old lady was getting on the bus to go to the pet cemetery with her cat's remains. As she got on the bus, she whispered to the bus driver, "I have a dead p*ssy." The driver pointed to the lady sitting behind him and said, "Sit with my wife, you two have a lot in common."

MadameMeza

Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
A: Because like all men, they won't stop to ask directions.

captn crunk

How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

LaughFactory

Why do men die before their wives? They want to.

aiman2005

Why does it take one million sperm to fertilize one egg? They don't stop and ask for directions.

LaughFactory

Officer: "Madam, swimming is prohibited in this lake."
Lady: "Why didn't you tell me when I was removing my clothes?"
Officer: "Well, that's not prohibited."

MUHAMAD UMAIR

Q: Why do Jewish mothers make great parole officers?
A: They never let anyone finish a sentence!

Bookworm

Q: What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?
A: Four guys drinking Bud Light and watching a football game!

P.J

Life is like a penis: women make it hard for no reason.

Lorris Simon

If women aren't supposed to be in the kitchen, then why do they have milk and eggs inside them?!

Anonymous