What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Women.
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.
What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild? Money.
When a man opens the car door for his wife, you can be sure of one thing, either the car is new or the wife is.