What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild? Money.
What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Women.
When a man opens the car door for his wife, you can be sure of one thing, either the car is new or the wife is.
A man driving a car hits a woman. Whose fault is it? The man's. Why was he driving in the kitchen?
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.