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joke bank - Sexist Jokes

They say that married men live the longest. It's ironic, since they're the ones most willing to die.

ahudson1982

What is a man's ultimate shame? When he runs into a wall with a hard-on and grabs his nose first!

NKEEFER401

What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.

Paige123

How does a man show that he is planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer.

LaughFactory

Why does it take one million sperm to fertilize one egg? They don't stop and ask for directions.

LaughFactory

I have discovered the answer to a question that has been puzzling scientists for hundreds of years. What is the exact difference between a split second and a nanosecond? My girlfriend and I were getting ready to go to a movie when, right as we were about to leave home, my girlfriend asked me the question all guys dread. She asked, “Does this make my butt look big?” If I had said “no” in a nanosecond, we’d have been out the door. Since I took a split second, she had to go to the mall and buy new outfits with jewelry, shoes, and purses to match.

shedpal

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!"

RainbowFish18

I have received hundreds of replies to my ad for a husband. They all say the same thing - "Take mine."

alipatak

What happens when you give a politician Viagra? He gets taller.

Anonymous

Q: What's the difference between a wife and a mistress?
A: About fifty pounds.

Mark My Words

There are some girls that like to do something called "homie hopping" and homie hopping is basically a girl dates a guy and then she ends up trying to get with his friends, and then she gets with someone new, then jumps to his other friends, and so on. Guys have this and it's called "testing the waters".

Chrishizzle

Q: Why is a woman with no breasts a pirate's delight?
A: Because she has a sunken chest.

Bill52