How are women and tornadoes alike? They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.
Why did the women cross the road? I don't know, but what is she doing out of the kitchen?
What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild? Money.
What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Women.
When a man opens the car door for his wife, you can be sure of one thing, either the car is new or the wife is.