Q: When can women make you a millionaire? A: When you're a billionaire.
Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
Men have two emotions, hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Why does it take one million sperm to fertilize one egg? They don't stop and ask for directions.