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joke bank - Sexist Jokes

Jane: "Where are all the kind, considerate, loving men who can show their feelings?"
Jill: "They already have boyfriends."

Mark My Words

Q: Combine 3 girls and what you do you get?
A: A fat chick.

Zenkuro Mo...

I have received hundreds of replies to my ad for a husband. They all say the same thing - "Take mine."

alipatak

A boy asked his dad, "What's the difference between a woman and a slave?" His father replies, "I don't know, what?" His son says, "No, I was asking a question."

cayres01

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!"

RainbowFish18

There are some girls that like to do something called "homie hopping" and homie hopping is basically a girl dates a guy and then she ends up trying to get with his friends, and then she gets with someone new, then jumps to his other friends, and so on. Guys have this and it's called "testing the waters".

Chrishizzle

I have discovered the answer to a question that has been puzzling scientists for hundreds of years. What is the exact difference between a split second and a nanosecond? My girlfriend and I were getting ready to go to a movie when, right as we were about to leave home, my girlfriend asked me the question all guys dread. She asked, “Does this make my butt look big?” If I had said “no” in a nanosecond, we’d have been out the door. Since I took a split second, she had to go to the mall and buy new outfits with jewelry, shoes, and purses to match.

shedpal

What is the mating call of a blond? I'm so drunk. What is the mating call of a brunette? Is that blonde gone yet? What is ther mating call of a redhead? NEXT!

cynthiasny...

Q: What's the difference between a wife and a mistress?
A: About fifty pounds.

Mark My Words

What happens when you give a politician Viagra? He gets taller.

Anonymous

Q: What do you call a bunch of women dancing on the bar?
A: The Periodic Table.

Chris Moonn

Why not to trust women? It's simple, how can you trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

Deen1983