Q: When can women make you a millionaire? A: When you're a billionaire.
A man driving a car hits a woman. Whose fault is it? The man's. Why was he driving in the kitchen?
Girl: "Girls are better than boys."
Boy: "Then why did God make boys first?"
Girl: "Duh, you have to have a rough draft before the final copy."
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a wedding cake.
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.