Q: When can women make you a millionaire? A: When you're a billionaire.
When a man opens the car door for his wife, you can be sure of one thing, either the car is new or the wife is.
A man driving a car hits a woman. Whose fault is it? The man's. Why was he driving in the kitchen?
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a wedding cake.
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.