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joke bank - Sexist Jokes

God is a woman. I know this because if God was a man, He would have created the whole population female, and only one man. Then, He would have invited that male to the top of the mountain to look down at all the beautiful females. Then God would have gotten jealous and killed him.


whats the difference between a girls argument and a knife ?
a knife has a point


What is the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

A good friend

A woman had 20 children. 10 girls 10 boys, all of their names were leroy. Boys spelt Leroy girls spelt Leroigh. She met a man one day and told him how many children she had and what their names were. " why did you name all of your children Leroy/Leroigh?" The man asked. "It's easy to call them all together. For example Leroy/Leroigh time for bet time for supper." The woman laughed. The man asked "how do you call them if you only need one of the children?" The woman cackled "by their last names of course!"


Why are there no women on the moon? Because it doesn't need to be cleaned


While on a date a women goes to the bathroom

Man: Uh... wrong way that's the men's room

Woman: Oh my GOD! this is so embarrassing!

Man: It's not a big deal.

Woman: I guess not, but you know what they say, old habits die hard.

Man: ...............


What did the elephant say to the naked man?

How do you breathe out of that thing


How do you make your wife do anything for you?

Answer: Take away her Credit Card


Husband’s call to his wife:
"Honey it's me. I don't want to alarm you but I was hit by a car as I was leaving the office. Paula brought me to the hospital. They have checked me over and done some tests and some x-rays. The blow to my head was severe. Fortunately it did not cause any serious internal injury. However I have three broken ribs, a compound fracture in the left leg, and they think they may have to amputate my right foot."
Wife’s Response:
"Who the f… is Paula?"
And if you find that hard to believe, you've never been married.


these 5 girls are going to the prom, 1 girl says my boyfriend has brown hair so i will wear a brown dress the 2 girl says my boyfriend has blonde hair so i will wear a blonde dress third girl says my boyfriend has ginger hair so i will wear a ginger dress 4 girl my boyfriend has multi-coloured hair so i will wear a multi-coloured dress last girl says my boy friend has no hair