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Q: What's the most expensive Jewish wine?
A: "I wanna go to Florida!"

Mark My Words

Q: What do dog poo and women have in common? A: The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.

RH1

What do you call a marathon if all the runners are transvestites? A drag race.

vingvong61

What’s the biggest crime committed by transvestites? Male fraud.

Anonymous

After I have sex, I like my woman like my mailbox. Outside my house!

Mike814

What do you do when your wife is staggering? Shoot her again.

kano1981

There's only one reason women's hockey is a sport - the hooking.

Repor9

God is a woman. I know this because if God was a man, He would have created the whole population female, and only one man. Then, He would have invited that male to the top of the mountain to look down at all the beautiful females. Then God would have gotten jealous and killed him.

romeroa

What is the difference between a snow man and snow women?
Snow balls!!

A good friend

What is the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?
Snowballs!!

A good friend