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joke bank - Sexist Jokes

There once was a man named Sweeney.
He spilled some gin on his weenie.
That being uncouth,
He dipped it in vermouth,
And slipped his wife a dry martini.

Mark My Words

Q: Where do you read news about dead sluts? A: In the hobitchuaries.

Anonymous

There's only one reason women's hockey is a sport - the hooking.

Repor9

Q: What do dog poo and women have in common? A: The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.

RH1

What do you call a marathon if all the runners are transvestites? A drag race.

vingvong61

Q: What's the most expensive Jewish wine?
A: "I wanna go to Florida!"

Mark My Words

Q: What's the difference between a wife and a mistress?
A: About fifty pounds.

Mark My Words

Q: Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?
A: Because you could easily fit another pair of breasts there.

Anonymous

Three ladies were on a bus stop bench. One of the ladies looks at the other and asks her if she is Native American, She says, "Yes, I'm Arapaho." "Is that so?" says the first, "It just happens that I'm a Navajo." The third lady looks at both of them and says, "I'm a Dallas hoe."

Mark My Words

After I have sex, I like my woman like my mailbox. Outside my house!

Mike814

God is a woman. I know this because if God was a man, He would have created the whole population female, and only one man. Then, He would have invited that male to the top of the mountain to look down at all the beautiful females. Then God would have gotten jealous and killed him.

romeroa

What do you do when your wife is staggering? Shoot her again.

kano1981