What is the mating call of a blond? I'm so drunk. What is the mating call of a brunette? Is that blonde gone yet? What is ther mating call of a redhead? NEXT!
How does a man show that he is planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer.
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? I don't know, it has never happened.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
They say that married men live the longest. It's ironic, since they're the ones most willing to die.