Q: Why are women's feet so small?
A: So they can stand closer to the sink while washing dishes.
If women aren't supposed to be in the kitchen, then why do they have milk and eggs inside them?!
What is a man's ultimate shame? When he runs into a wall with a hard-on and grabs his nose first!
Q: Why do Jewish mothers make great parole officers?
A: They never let anyone finish a sentence!
How does a man show that he is planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer.