If women aren't supposed to be in the kitchen, then why do they have milk and eggs inside them?!
Q: Why are women's feet so small?
A: So they can stand closer to the sink while washing dishes.
They say that married men live the longest. It's ironic, since they're the ones most willing to die.
What is a man's ultimate shame? When he runs into a wall with a hard-on and grabs his nose first!
A boy asked his dad, "What's the difference between a woman and a slave?" His father replies, "I don't know, what?" His son says, "No, I was asking a question."