Q: Why are women's feet so small?
A: So they can stand closer to the sink while washing dishes.
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? I don't know, it has never happened.
A boy asked his dad, "What's the difference between a woman and a slave?" His father replies, "I don't know, what?" His son says, "No, I was asking a question."
What is a man's ultimate shame? When he runs into a wall with a hard-on and grabs his nose first!
How does a man show that he is planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer.