What is a man's ultimate shame? When he runs into a wall with a hard-on and grabs his nose first!
Q: Why are women's feet so small?
A: So they can stand closer to the sink while washing dishes.
Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.
How does a man show that he is planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer.
If women aren't supposed to be in the kitchen, then why do they have milk and eggs inside them?!