What is a man's ultimate shame? When he runs into a wall with a hard-on and grabs his nose first!
Q: Why are women's feet so small?
A: So they can stand closer to the sink while washing dishes.
How does a man show that he is planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer.
Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.
What is the mating call of a blond? I'm so drunk. What is the mating call of a brunette? Is that blonde gone yet? What is ther mating call of a redhead? NEXT!