Why does it take one million sperm to fertilize one egg? They don't stop and ask for directions.
Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
A: Because like all men, they won't stop to ask directions.
Q: Why do Asians women have small breasts?
A: Because their parents only allow A's.
Q: Why do Jewish mothers make great parole officers?
A: They never let anyone finish a sentence!
Officer: "Madam, swimming is prohibited in this lake."
Lady: "Why didn't you tell me when I was removing my clothes?"
Officer: "Well, that's not prohibited."