joke bank - Technology Jokes

Yo mamma is so fat that when she sat on a laptop, the hardware turned into software!


Q. Why are conspiracy theories are like moon landings?
A. Because they're all fake.


Q: How easy is it to count in binary?
A: It’s as easy as 01 10 11.


I put my phone on airplane mode, but it sure ain't flyin'.


Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb? A: They can't; they're not bright enough.


Bill Gates walked into an APPLE store and farted but it was APPLE'S fault that they had no WINDOWS.


My grandfather once told me my generation relied too much on technology, I screamed to him that his dos and unplugged his life support


Sam: Hey John!

John: Hey!

Sam: Did you know Microsoft just bought Skype for ten million dollars?

John: Really!?

John: Idiots.... They could have downloaded it for free.