I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
Q: What is Mozart doing right now?
A: Decomposing.
Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear.
Q: What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
A: Snowballs.
Q: On what kind of ships do students study? A: Scholarships.