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joke bank - Word Play Jokes

Q: How do birds fly?
A: They just wing it!

Willem Van...

Q: Why did the pig leave the costume party?
A: Because everyone thought he was a boar.

Anonymous

Q: What did one hat say to another?
A: You stay here, I’ll go on a head.

Anonymous

A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."

Mark My Words

Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory today. I hope there's no pop quiz.

Silenxio M...

Why did the tomato turn red? Because he saw the salad dressing!

Yusuf

There were two cannibals who captured a man. They decided it would be fair if they started eating from opposite ends. After a few minutes, the one who started at the head asked the other one, "How's it going down there?" And the other one replies, "I'm having a ball!"

WhiteFang333

Q: What do you do with a sick boat?
A: Take it to the doc.

Anonymous

Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

TheLaughFa...

Q: Why didn't the sailors play cards?
A: Because the captain was on the deck.

slic hated

Q: Wanna hear a joke about construction?
A: Never mind, I'm still working on it.

Laughathon

Q: How can you get four suits for a dollar?
A: Buy a deck of cards.

TheLaughFa...