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joke bank - Word Play Jokes

Q: What did the spider do on the computer?
A: Made a website!

Anonymous

Q: What do you call a midget psychic who just escaped from prison?
A: A small medium at large.

TuboSheen

Why did the tomato turn red? Because he saw the salad dressing!

Yusuf

A man is telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me $4000, but it's state of the art. It's perfect." "Really?" answers the neighbor. "What kind is it?" "12:30."

Marceline

Q: What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
A: "Odor in the court!"

jonpingel

Q: Why do blonde girls walk in groups of odd numbers?
A: Because they can't even!

Jojo C

Q: My boyfriend is as beautiful as Frank Sinatra and as intelligent as Albert Einstein; what is his name?
A: Frankenstein.

Alejandro ...

Q: What starts with F and ends with U-C-K?
A: Firetruck.

russ buss

A lot of people cry when they cut an onion. The trick is not to form an emotional bond.

Scott Walter

Teacher: "Where was the Constitution of India signed?"
Student: "At the bottom of the page!"

sweety

Q: Why didn't the sailors play cards?
A: Because the captain was on the deck.

slic hated

Two old friends crossed paths after not seeing one another for almost a decade.
Utkarsh: "What are you doing these days?"
Sparsh: "PHD."
Utkarsh: "Wow! You're a doctor!"
Sparsh: "No, Pizza Home Delivery."

Aayush Kumar