joke bank - Word Play Jokes

This crazy guy walks into a restaurant and tells the waiter, “Lemme get a cheeseburger, not too rare, not too well done, but right in the groove. Lemme get some fries, not too crispy, not too burnt, but right in the groove. And while you’re at it, throw in a shake, not too thin, not too thick, but right in groove.” The waiter took down the order and came back five minutes later and told the man, “The cook said you can kiss his ass, not to the left, not to the right, but right in the groove.”

robboss301

Q. What did the pop star do when he locked himself out?
A. He sang until he found the right key!

hello_the_...

Teacher: "Where was the Constitution of India signed?"
Student: "At the bottom of the page!"

sweety

Q: What city are you in when you drop your waffle on the beach?
A: Sandy Eggo.

Hannah Mon...

Q: Why can't a bicycle stand up on its own?
A: Because it's two tired.

Groot

Q: What did the spider do on the computer?
A: Made a website!

Anonymous

Two drunks are sitting in a bar when one of them turns to the other one and asks, "Hey, isn't that Hortense?" The other drunk chimes in and says, "No, she looks pretty relaxed to me."

Mark My Words

Q: Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
A: Because it’s pointless!

Anonymous

Q: Why do blonde girls walk in groups of odd numbers?
A: Because they can't even!

Jojo C

Q: What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
A: "Odor in the court!"

jonpingel

What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!

bigdaddy74

Two old friends crossed paths after not seeing one another for almost a decade.
Utkarsh: "What are you doing these days?"
Sparsh: "PHD."
Utkarsh: "Wow! You're a doctor!"
Sparsh: "No, Pizza Home Delivery."

Aayush Kumar