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joke bank - Word Play Jokes

The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

Kiana

Q: What's the importance of capitalization?
A: You can either help your Uncle Jack off a horse or help your uncle jack off a horse.

The Fella ...

Q: Why did the runner stop listing to music?
A: Because she broke too many records.

Anonymous

A teacher asks her class what their favorite letter is. A student puts up his hand and says 'G'. The teacher walks over to him and says, "Why is that, Angus?"

rudikelly

Three ladies were on a bus stop bench. One of the ladies looks at the other and asks her if she is Native American, She says, "Yes, I'm Arapaho." "Is that so?" says the first, "It just happens that I'm a Navajo." The third lady looks at both of them and says, "I'm a Dallas hoe."

Mark My Words

If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?

chris

Q: Why can't you tell an egg a joke?
A: Because it will crack up.

yo ugly mama

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Show him a used tampon and ask, "What period is this from?"

jakethasna...

Q. What did the pop star do when he locked himself out?
A. He sang until he found the right key!

hello_the_...

Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck.

Tonymous

Q: Why couldn't the Pirate learn the alphabet?
A: Because he was always lost at C.

Anonymous

Q: What did the janitor yell when he jumped out of the closet?
A: "Supplies!"

LAMEGIRL23