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joke bank - Word Play Jokes

Q. Why did the apple run away?
A. Because the banana split!

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Q. What did the pop star do when he locked himself out?
A. He sang until he found the right key!

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Q: What did the spider do on the computer?
A: Made a website!

Anonymous

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES - There is a mile between the first and last letters!

beauty94

Q: Why didn't the sailors play cards?
A: Because the captain was on the deck.

slic hated

Q: Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
A: Because it’s pointless!

Anonymous

The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman, and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink, when a great looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."  So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough." The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative enough." Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone, cheese mine."

jamiedawg17

What do cars eat on their toast? Traffic jam.

Anonymous

Q: Why did the man take toilet paper to the party?
A: Because he was a party pooper.

Keyke

A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."

Mark My Words

Two old friends crossed paths after not seeing one another for almost a decade.
Utkarsh: "What are you doing these days?"
Sparsh: "PHD."
Utkarsh: "Wow! You're a doctor!"
Sparsh: "No, Pizza Home Delivery."

Aayush Kumar

A lot of people cry when they cut an onion. The trick is not to form an emotional bond.

Scott Walter