Q: What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
A: I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
This crazy guy walks into a restaurant and tells the waiter, “Lemme get a cheeseburger, not too rare, not too well done, but right in the groove. Lemme get some fries, not too crispy, not too burnt, but right in the groove. And while you’re at it, throw in a shake, not too thin, not too thick, but right in groove.” The waiter took down the order and came back five minutes later and told the man, “The cook said you can kiss his ass, not to the left, not to the right, but right in the groove.”
Q: What do an old person, a Mexican man, and a high school student close to graduation have in common?
A: They're all seniors.
Q: What kind of car does Jesus drive?
A: A Christler.
Q: What did the banana say to the doctor?
A: "I'm not peeling well."