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joke bank - Word Play Jokes

The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

Kiana

There were two cannibals who captured a man. They decided it would be fair if they started eating from opposite ends. After a few minutes, the one who started at the head asked the other one, "How's it going down there?" And the other one replies, "I'm having a ball!"

WhiteFang333

Q: Why didn't the sailors play cards?
A: Because the captain was on the deck.

slic hated

Q: What did one hat say to another?
A: You stay here, I’ll go on a head.

Anonymous

Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory today. I hope there's no pop quiz.

Silenxio M...

Q: Why did the pig leave the costume party?
A: Because everyone thought he was a boar.

Anonymous

A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."

Mark My Words

Q: Why did the runner stop listing to music?
A: Because she broke too many records.

Anonymous

Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

TheLaughFa...

Why did the tomato turn red? Because he saw the salad dressing!

Yusuf

Q: What do you do with a sick boat?
A: Take it to the doc.

Anonymous

Q: Wanna hear a joke about construction?
A: Never mind, I'm still working on it.

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