Q: What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
A: I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Show him a used tampon and ask, "What period is this from?"
Q: What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?
A: He wiped his bum.
Q: What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Helium walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve noble gases here." Helium doesn't react.