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joke bank - Word Play Jokes

Q: How do birds fly?
A: They just wing it!

Willem Van...

The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

Kiana

Q: Why did the pig leave the costume party?
A: Because everyone thought he was a boar.

Anonymous

Q: What did one hat say to another?
A: You stay here, I’ll go on a head.

Anonymous

A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."

Mark My Words

Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory today. I hope there's no pop quiz.

Silenxio M...

Q: Why didn't the sailors play cards?
A: Because the captain was on the deck.

slic hated

Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

TheLaughFa...

Why did the tomato turn red? Because he saw the salad dressing!

Yusuf

Q: What do you do with a sick boat?
A: Take it to the doc.

Anonymous

Q: Wanna hear a joke about construction?
A: Never mind, I'm still working on it.

Laughathon

Q: Why did the runner stop listing to music?
A: Because she broke too many records.

Anonymous