Have you heard about the crime in multi-story parking decks? It's just wrong on so many levels.
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!
Ever wonder how black people get so tall? It's because their knee grows!
Where do you get virgin wool? From ugly sheep.
A man walked into a bar and heard, "Great tie!" He looked around and seeing no one, he heard again, "Beautiful suit!" Wondering what was going on, he saw the bartender walk up and said, "I heard a voice talking about my suit and tie, and that they looked cool, but no one's around. Dude, what's up?" The bartender smiled, "Oh yeah, those are the peanuts. They're complimentary!"