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Mother superior tells two new nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes. One nun suggests to the other, "Hey, let's take all our clothes off, fold them up, and lock the door." So they do this, and begin painting their room. Soon they hear a knock at the door. They ask, "Who is it?" "Blind man!" The nuns look at each other and one nun says, "He's blind, so he can't see. What could it hurt?" They let him in. The blind man walks in and says, "Hey, nice tits. Where do you want me to hang the blinds?"

Anonymous

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES - There is a mile between the first and last letters!

beauty94

I'm thinking of becoming a hitman... I heard they make a killing.

Anonymous

Q: What do an old person, a Mexican man, and a high school student close to graduation have in common?
A: They're all seniors.

LadyHaha

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, didn't you read the sign? It says 'No mushrooms!'" The mushroom replies, "C'mon man, I'm a fungi!"

ekpeltzer