Q: What's the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?
A: A cat has claws at the end of its paws and a complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
Q: How come oysters never donate to charity?
A: Because they are shellfish.
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Q: Why is England the wettest country?
A: Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there.
Q: What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A: Juan on Juan.