Q: How do fish get high?
Brunette: "Where were you born?"
Brunette: "Which part?"
Blonde: "All of me."
Q: What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?
A: "Use the fork, Luke."
Q: What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.