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joke bank - Word Play Jokes

Why did Humpty Dumpty push his girlfriend off the wall?
So he could see her crack!

Anonymous

Teacher: "Where was the Constitution of India signed?"
Student: "At the bottom of the page!"

sweety

Q: What do you do with a sick boat?
A: Take it to the doc.

Anonymous

Q: Wanna hear a joke about construction?
A: Never mind, I'm still working on it.

Laughathon

The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

Kiana

Q: What did one ocean say to another ocean?
A: Nothing. It just waved.

skylah gol...

Q: How do you make a witch itch?
A: Take away her "w".

Me

Q: Did you hear about the guy who drank 8 Cokes?
A: He burped 7Up.

Anonymous

A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries. "No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"

rigocarr86

Q. What's a shark's favorite sandwich?
A. Peanut butter and jellyfish!

hello_the_...

Q: Why did the runner stop listing to music?
A: Because she broke too many records.

Anonymous

Q: What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?
A: Bernadette.

Anonymous