Brunette: "Where were you born?"
Brunette: "Which part?"
Blonde: "All of me."
Q: What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Q: What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?
A: "Use the fork, Luke."
Q: How do fish get high?
Innkeeper: "The room is $15 a night. It's $5 if you make your own bed."
Guest: "I'll make my own bed."
Innkeeper: "Good. I'll get you some nails and wood."