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joke bank - Word Play Jokes

Q: How can you get four suits for a dollar?
A: Buy a deck of cards.

TheLaughFa...

There were two cannibals who captured a man. They decided it would be fair if they started eating from opposite ends. After a few minutes, the one who started at the head asked the other one, "How's it going down there?" And the other one replies, "I'm having a ball!"

WhiteFang333

The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

Kiana

Why did Humpty Dumpty push his girlfriend off the wall?
So he could see her crack!

Anonymous

Q: What do you do with a sick boat?
A: Take it to the doc.

Anonymous

Q: Wanna hear a joke about construction?
A: Never mind, I'm still working on it.

Laughathon

Q: What did one ocean say to another ocean?
A: Nothing. It just waved.

skylah gol...

Q. What's a shark's favorite sandwich?
A. Peanut butter and jellyfish!

hello_the_...

Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory today. I hope there's no pop quiz.

Silenxio M...

Q: Did you hear about the guy who drank 8 Cokes?
A: He burped 7Up.

Anonymous

Q: How do you make a witch itch?
A: Take away her "w".

Me

Q: What starts with F and ends with U-C-K?
A: Firetruck.

russ buss