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joke bank - Word Play Jokes

Q: Why can't you tell an egg a joke?
A: Because it will crack up.

yo ugly mama

Q: Why couldn't the Pirate learn the alphabet?
A: Because he was always lost at C.

Anonymous

Teacher: "Where was the Constitution of India signed?"
Student: "At the bottom of the page!"

sweety

Q: Why did the runner stop listing to music?
A: Because she broke too many records.

Anonymous

Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck.

Tonymous

Q: What did the janitor yell when he jumped out of the closet?
A: "Supplies!"

LAMEGIRL23

Q. What did the pop star do when he locked himself out?
A. He sang until he found the right key!

hello_the_...

Q: Why can't a bicycle stand up on its own?
A: Because it's two tired.

Groot

Q: What city are you in when you drop your waffle on the beach?
A: Sandy Eggo.

Hannah Mon...

Q: What did the spider do on the computer?
A: Made a website!

Anonymous

This crazy guy walks into a restaurant and tells the waiter, “Lemme get a cheeseburger, not too rare, not too well done, but right in the groove. Lemme get some fries, not too crispy, not too burnt, but right in the groove. And while you’re at it, throw in a shake, not too thin, not too thick, but right in groove.” The waiter took down the order and came back five minutes later and told the man, “The cook said you can kiss his ass, not to the left, not to the right, but right in the groove.”

robboss301

Q: Why do blonde girls walk in groups of odd numbers?
A: Because they can't even!

Jojo C