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Why did Humpty Dumpty push his girlfriend off the wall?
So he could see her crack!

Anonymous

Teacher: "Where was the Constitution of India signed?"
Student: "At the bottom of the page!"

sweety

Q: Wanna hear a joke about construction?
A: Never mind, I'm still working on it.

Laughathon

Q: How do you make a witch itch?
A: Take away her "w".

Me

The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

Kiana

Q: What did one ocean say to another ocean?
A: Nothing. It just waved.

skylah gol...

A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries. "No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"

rigocarr86

Q: What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?
A: Bernadette.

Anonymous

Q: Why did the runner stop listing to music?
A: Because she broke too many records.

Anonymous

Q: What's the importance of capitalization?
A: You can either help your Uncle Jack off a horse or help your uncle jack off a horse.

The Fella ...

Q. What did the pop star do when he locked himself out?
A. He sang until he found the right key!

hello_the_...

If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?

chris