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joke bank - Word Play Jokes

Q: What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?
A: Bernadette.

Anonymous

Q. What did the pop star do when he locked himself out?
A. He sang until he found the right key!

hello_the_...

A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries. "No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"

rigocarr86

Q: What's the importance of capitalization?
A: You can either help your Uncle Jack off a horse or help your uncle jack off a horse.

The Fella ...

Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? Yeah, he pasta way.

Anonymous

Q: What did the spider do on the computer?
A: Made a website!

Anonymous

Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck.

Tonymous

Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's very time consuming.

screwstock

Q: Why can't you tell an egg a joke?
A: Because it will crack up.

yo ugly mama

Q: Why do blonde girls walk in groups of odd numbers?
A: Because they can't even!

Jojo C

If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?

chris

Q: What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A: A thesaurus.

Silenxio M...