Q: On what kind of ships do students study? A: Scholarships.
What do cars eat on their toast? Traffic jam.
I met a one-legged woman outside of a club the other day. She was a bouncer.
Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you." The man replies, "Boobs!"