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joke bank - Word Play Jokes

Q: Did you hear about the guy who drank 8 Cokes?
A: He burped 7Up.

Anonymous

Q: What did one ocean say to another ocean?
A: Nothing. It just waved.

skylah gol...

Q: Why did the runner stop listing to music?
A: Because she broke too many records.

Anonymous

Q: How do you make a witch itch?
A: Take away her "w".

Me

Q. What did the pop star do when he locked himself out?
A. He sang until he found the right key!

hello_the_...

Q: What's the importance of capitalization?
A: You can either help your Uncle Jack off a horse or help your uncle jack off a horse.

The Fella ...

Q: What did the spider do on the computer?
A: Made a website!

Anonymous

Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? Yeah, he pasta way.

Anonymous

Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck.

Tonymous

Q: Why do blonde girls walk in groups of odd numbers?
A: Because they can't even!

Jojo C

Q: What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A: A thesaurus.

Silenxio M...

If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?

chris