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joke bank - Word Play Jokes

Q: What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
A: "Odor in the court!"

jonpingel

Q: Why didn’t the melons get married?
A: Because they cantaloupe.

Takeoff Zebra

Waiter: "Do you want any dessert?"
Teddy Bear: "No Thanks. I'm Stuffed!"

Anonymous

Teacher: "What is the largest city?"
Student: "Electricity!"

samarth.b.r

Q: What did the grape say when it was stepped on?
A: Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

taylah

Q: Why do blonde girls walk in groups of odd numbers?
A: Because they can't even!

Jojo C

Q: What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
A: An investigator.

Anonymous

Hickory Dickory Dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one and the other got away with minor injuries.

Mark My Words

What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.

Iamfunnyhaha

Q: Why did the pig leave the costume party?
A: Because everyone thought he was a boar.

Anonymous

Q: What's the difference between America and yogurt?
A: If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

MsEverybod...

Q: What do you call stoned Mexicans?
A: Baked beans.

Francis Mata