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joke bank - Word Play Jokes

Q: Why can't you tell an egg a joke?
A: Because it will crack up.

yo ugly mama

Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck.

Tonymous

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Show him a used tampon and ask, "What period is this from?"

jakethasna...

Q: What did the spider do on the computer?
A: Made a website!

Anonymous

Q: Why can't a bicycle stand up on its own?
A: Because it's two tired.

Groot

Two old friends crossed paths after not seeing one another for almost a decade.
Utkarsh: "What are you doing these days?"
Sparsh: "PHD."
Utkarsh: "Wow! You're a doctor!"
Sparsh: "No, Pizza Home Delivery."

Aayush Kumar

Q: What city are you in when you drop your waffle on the beach?
A: Sandy Eggo.

Hannah Mon...

Q: What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
A: "Odor in the court!"

jonpingel

Q: Why couldn't the Pirate learn the alphabet?
A: Because he was always lost at C.

Anonymous

Q: What did the janitor yell when he jumped out of the closet?
A: "Supplies!"

LAMEGIRL23

Q: What do you call a famous fish?
A: A star fish.

Anonymous

Q: Why do blonde girls walk in groups of odd numbers?
A: Because they can't even!

Jojo C