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Q: What's the importance of capitalization?
A: You can either help your Uncle Jack off a horse or help your uncle jack off a horse.

The Fella ...

Q. What did the pop star do when he locked himself out?
A. He sang until he found the right key!

hello_the_...

Q: What did the spider do on the computer?
A: Made a website!

Anonymous

Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's very time consuming.

screwstock

Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck.

Tonymous

If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?

chris

Q: Why can't you tell an egg a joke?
A: Because it will crack up.

yo ugly mama

Q: What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
A: "Odor in the court!"

jonpingel

Q: What city are you in when you drop your waffle on the beach?
A: Sandy Eggo.

Hannah Mon...

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Show him a used tampon and ask, "What period is this from?"

jakethasna...

Two old friends crossed paths after not seeing one another for almost a decade.
Utkarsh: "What are you doing these days?"
Sparsh: "PHD."
Utkarsh: "Wow! You're a doctor!"
Sparsh: "No, Pizza Home Delivery."

Aayush Kumar

Q: Why can't a bicycle stand up on its own?
A: Because it's two tired.

Groot