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Q: What city are you in when you drop your waffle on the beach?
A: Sandy Eggo.

Hannah Mon...

Q: Why can't a bicycle stand up on its own?
A: Because it's two tired.

Groot

Two old friends crossed paths after not seeing one another for almost a decade.
Utkarsh: "What are you doing these days?"
Sparsh: "PHD."
Utkarsh: "Wow! You're a doctor!"
Sparsh: "No, Pizza Home Delivery."

Aayush Kumar

Q: What did the spider do on the computer?
A: Made a website!

Anonymous

Q: What do you call a famous fish?
A: A star fish.

Anonymous

Q: What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
A: "Odor in the court!"

jonpingel

Q: What did one ocean say to another ocean?
A: Nothing. It just waved.

skylah gol...

Q: Why do blonde girls walk in groups of odd numbers?
A: Because they can't even!

Jojo C

This crazy guy walks into a restaurant and tells the waiter, “Lemme get a cheeseburger, not too rare, not too well done, but right in the groove. Lemme get some fries, not too crispy, not too burnt, but right in the groove. And while you’re at it, throw in a shake, not too thin, not too thick, but right in groove.” The waiter took down the order and came back five minutes later and told the man, “The cook said you can kiss his ass, not to the left, not to the right, but right in the groove.”

robboss301

Q: Why didn't the sailors play cards?
A: Because the captain was on the deck.

slic hated

Q: Can a match box?
A: No, but a tin can.

Anonymous

Q: What do u call a seagull flying over the bay?
A: A bagel.

Dianamleal