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joke bank - Word Play Jokes

Q: What city are you in when you drop your waffle on the beach?
A: Sandy Eggo.

Hannah Mon...

Q: Why do blonde girls walk in groups of odd numbers?
A: Because they can't even!

Jojo C

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Show him a used tampon and ask, "What period is this from?"

jakethasna...

Two old friends crossed paths after not seeing one another for almost a decade.
Utkarsh: "What are you doing these days?"
Sparsh: "PHD."
Utkarsh: "Wow! You're a doctor!"
Sparsh: "No, Pizza Home Delivery."

Aayush Kumar

Q: Why can't a bicycle stand up on its own?
A: Because it's two tired.

Groot

Q: Why didn't the sailors play cards?
A: Because the captain was on the deck.

slic hated

Q: Why couldn't the Pirate learn the alphabet?
A: Because he was always lost at C.

Anonymous

Q: What did the janitor yell when he jumped out of the closet?
A: "Supplies!"

LAMEGIRL23

Q: What do you call a famous fish?
A: A star fish.

Anonymous

A neutron walks into a bar and says, "I'd like a beer. How much will that be?" The bartender responds, "For you? No charge!"

Anonymous

This crazy guy walks into a restaurant and tells the waiter, “Lemme get a cheeseburger, not too rare, not too well done, but right in the groove. Lemme get some fries, not too crispy, not too burnt, but right in the groove. And while you’re at it, throw in a shake, not too thin, not too thick, but right in groove.” The waiter took down the order and came back five minutes later and told the man, “The cook said you can kiss his ass, not to the left, not to the right, but right in the groove.”

robboss301

Q: Why do pirates not know the alphabet?
A: They always get stuck at "c."

Jerroy