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joke bank - Word Play Jokes

Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's very time consuming.

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Q: Why can't you tell an egg a joke?
A: Because it will crack up.

yo ugly mama

Q: What city are you in when you drop your waffle on the beach?
A: Sandy Eggo.

Hannah Mon...

Q: Why did the one armed man cross the road?
A: To get to the second hand shop.

Q: Did you hear abut the hungry clock?
A: It went back four seconds.

LAMEGIRL23

Q: Why didn't the sailors play cards?
A: Because the captain was on the deck.

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Q: Why can't a bicycle stand up on its own?
A: Because it's two tired.

Groot

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Show him a used tampon and ask, "What period is this from?"

jakethasna...

Q: What do you call a famous fish?
A: A star fish.

Anonymous

Q: What did the janitor yell when he jumped out of the closet?
A: "Supplies!"

LAMEGIRL23

Q: Why couldn't the Pirate learn the alphabet?
A: Because he was always lost at C.

Anonymous

Q: What did the beaver say to the tree?
A: "It's been nice gnawing you!"

Anonymous