joke bank - Word Play Jokes

What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.

Iamfunnyhaha

Q: Why did the man take toilet paper to the party?
A: Because he was a party pooper.

Keyke

Q: What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
A: An investigator.

Anonymous

Q: What's the difference between America and yogurt?
A: If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

MsEverybod...

For a period, Houdini used a trap door in every single show he did…I guess you could say it was a stage he was going through.

madazzahatter

Hickory Dickory Dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one and the other got away with minor injuries.

Mark My Words

Q: What did the grape say when it was stepped on?
A: Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

taylah

Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory today. I hope there's no pop quiz.

Silenxio M...

Q: Why did the coach go back to the bank?
A: To get his quarterback!

jericho st...

The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman, and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink, when a great looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."  So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough." The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative enough." Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone, cheese mine."

jamiedawg17

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES - There is a mile between the first and last letters!

beauty94

Q: Can a match box?
A: No, but a tin can.

Anonymous