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joke bank - Word Play Jokes

Hickory Dickory Dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one and the other got away with minor injuries.

Mark My Words

The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman, and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink, when a great looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."  So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough." The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative enough." Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone, cheese mine."

jamiedawg17

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES - There is a mile between the first and last letters!

beauty94

Q: Why did the coach go back to the bank?
A: To get his quarterback!

jericho st...

Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory today. I hope there's no pop quiz.

Silenxio M...

Q: When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, what happens?
A: UCLA.

Anonymous

''Doctor, my nose is 11 inches long!"
''Come back when it grows into a foot!"

hello_the_...

Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's very time consuming.

screwstock

Q: How do you get a baby alien to sleep?
A: You rocket.

Anonymous

Q: Why did the pig leave the costume party?
A: Because everyone thought he was a boar.

Anonymous

Q: How do you get a blond on the roof?
A: You tell her the food is on the house.

Anonymous

What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? Quatro sink-o!

kolchefske