joke bank - Word Play Jokes

Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck.


Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? Yeah, he pasta way.


Q: What city are you in when you drop your waffle on the beach?
A: Sandy Eggo.

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Q: Why can't you tell an egg a joke?
A: Because it will crack up.

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Q: What's the difference between America and yogurt?
A: If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.


Q: What did the beaver say to the tree?
A: "It's been nice gnawing you!"


If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?


Q: Why did the girl wear glasses in math class?
A: It improves di-vision.


Q: Why did the one armed man cross the road?
A: To get to the second hand shop.

Q: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
A: Its OK. He woke up.


Q: Why can't a bicycle stand up on its own?
A: Because it's two tired.


Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's very time consuming.