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joke bank - Word Play Jokes

I'm in trouble with my next door neighbors. I went over to their house recently to jump on there tramperleen. I had just got on when I heard a voice say, "Hey you, get off my daughter Erleen!"

joe curtis

Q: Did you hear abut the hungry clock?
A: It went back four seconds.

LAMEGIRL23

Q: How do you get a blond on the roof?
A: You tell her the food is on the house.

Anonymous

Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? Yeah, he pasta way.

Anonymous

Q: Why are fish easy to weigh?
A: Because they have their own scales.

Rexx

Have you heard the story of the magic sandwich? Never mind, it's just a bunch of bologna.

Iamsnappy4

A teacher asked her students to use the word "contagious" in a sentence. Johnny raised his hand and said, "My mom was shoveling the driveway and my dad said, 'At this rate, it will take that cunt ages.'"

Anonymous

Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory today. I hope there's no pop quiz.

Silenxio M...

Q: What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?
A: "Dam."

ink123

Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's very time consuming.

screwstock

Three ladies were on a bus stop bench. One of the ladies looks at the other and asks her if she is Native American, She says, "Yes, I'm Arapaho." "Is that so?" says the first, "It just happens that I'm a Navajo." The third lady looks at both of them and says, "I'm a Dallas hoe."

Mark My Words

Q: What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A: A thesaurus.

Silenxio M...