Why did Humpty Dumpty push his girlfriend off the wall?
So he could see her crack!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because he saw the salad dressing!
Q: Why is the barn so noisy?
A: Because the cows have horns.
Q: If April showers bring may flowers, what do mayflowers bring?
A little girl and her older brother were visiting their grandfather's farm. The older brother decided to play a trick on his younger sister. He told her that he discovered a man-eating chicken. The girl was frightened, and ran inside in fear. Then the older brother heard his little sister scream. He ran inside immediately. She was screaming at their grandfather, who was chowing down on a plate of fried chicken. "What is it?" he asked. The sister turned to him in fear and said," It- it's- IT'S A MAN EATING CHICKEN!!!"