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joke bank - Word Play Jokes

Q: What's the difference between America and yogurt?
A: If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

MsEverybod...

Q: My boyfriend is as beautiful as Frank Sinatra and as intelligent as Albert Einstein; what is his name?
A: Frankenstein.

Alejandro ...

Teacher: "What is the largest city?"
Student: "Electricity!"

samarth.b.r

What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!

bigdaddy74

Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's very time consuming.

screwstock

Q: How do you fix a broken tuba?
A: With a tuba glue.

Anonymous

Q: Why did the man take toilet paper to the party?
A: Because he was a party pooper.

Keyke

Why did the tomato turn red? Because he saw the salad dressing!

Yusuf

Q: What do you call a midget psychic who just escaped from prison?
A: A small medium at large.

TuboSheen

Q: What does a lawyer wear to work?
A: A law suit.

guyloften

Q: How do you get a blond on the roof?
A: You tell her the food is on the house.

Anonymous

Q: What starts with F and ends with U-C-K?
A: Firetruck.

russ buss