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joke bank - Word Play Jokes

Q: What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
A: An investigator.

Anonymous

Hickory Dickory Dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one and the other got away with minor injuries.

Mark My Words

Q: What did the grape say when it was stepped on?
A: Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

taylah

Q: Why did the coach go back to the bank?
A: To get his quarterback!

jericho st...

Q: When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, what happens?
A: UCLA.

Anonymous

Q: How do you get a blond on the roof?
A: You tell her the food is on the house.

Anonymous

The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman, and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink, when a great looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."  So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough." The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative enough." Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone, cheese mine."

jamiedawg17

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES - There is a mile between the first and last letters!

beauty94

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: A fsh.

KoolKDog

Q: How do you get a baby alien to sleep?
A: You rocket.

Anonymous

Have you heard the story of the magic sandwich? Never mind, it's just a bunch of bologna.

Iamsnappy4

Q: What does Mortal Kombat and a church in Helsinki have in common?
A: Finnish Hymn!

Anonymous