How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!
Q: What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?
A: Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)
Why did the duck go to jail?
Because He Was Selling QUACK.
A pirate walks into a bar and it appears that he has a steering wheel to a ship in front of his trousers. In fact, it looks like his penis is stuck through the center of it. The bartender says, "Hey pirate! You've got your penis stuck in a steering wheel!" The pirate replied, "Arrrr, I know! It drives me nuts!"
What do you call a deer with no eyes? I have no I-Deer.