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joke bank - Word Play Jokes

Q: What did the janitor yell when he jumped out of the closet?
A: "Supplies!"

LAMEGIRL23

Q: Why couldn't the Pirate learn the alphabet?
A: Because he was always lost at C.

Anonymous

Q: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
A: Its OK. He woke up.

Anonymous

A neutron walks into a bar and says, "I'd like a beer. How much will that be?" The bartender responds, "For you? No charge!"

Anonymous

This crazy guy walks into a restaurant and tells the waiter, “Lemme get a cheeseburger, not too rare, not too well done, but right in the groove. Lemme get some fries, not too crispy, not too burnt, but right in the groove. And while you’re at it, throw in a shake, not too thin, not too thick, but right in groove.” The waiter took down the order and came back five minutes later and told the man, “The cook said you can kiss his ass, not to the left, not to the right, but right in the groove.”

robboss301

Q: Why do pirates not know the alphabet?
A: They always get stuck at "c."

Jerroy

Q: What's the difference between America and yogurt?
A: If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

MsEverybod...

Q: Can a match box?
A: No, but a tin can.

Anonymous

Teacher: "What is the largest city?"
Student: "Electricity!"

samarth.b.r

Waiter: "Do you want any dessert?"
Teddy Bear: "No Thanks. I'm Stuffed!"

Anonymous

Q: Where can you find the biggest amount of the largest sized women's lingerie in the world?
A: In Africa: there's thousands of Z bras.

jacobiwins...

Q: How do you get a blond on the roof?
A: You tell her the food is on the house.

Anonymous