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joke bank - Word Play Jokes

A man is telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me $4000, but it's state of the art. It's perfect." "Really?" answers the neighbor. "What kind is it?" "12:30."

Marceline

What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.

Iamfunnyhaha

Hickory Dickory Dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one and the other got away with minor injuries.

Mark My Words

Q: Why did the coach go back to the bank?
A: To get his quarterback!

jericho st...

Ya need an ark? I Noah guy.

Anonymous

Q: What did the grape say when it was stepped on?
A: Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

taylah

Q: What did one wall say to the other wall?
A: "Meet you at the corner!"

tswift12

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: A fsh.

KoolKDog

Q: What Do You Call A Cow With No Legs
A: Ground Beef

Anonymous

Q: What does Mortal Kombat and a church in Helsinki have in common?
A: Finnish Hymn!

Anonymous

Have you heard the story of the magic sandwich? Never mind, it's just a bunch of bologna.

Iamsnappy4

Q: When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, what happens?
A: UCLA.

Anonymous