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joke bank - Word Play Jokes

Q: Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?
A: Because the cow has the utter.

Anonymous

Q: My boyfriend is as beautiful as Frank Sinatra and as intelligent as Albert Einstein; what is his name?
A: Frankenstein.

Alejandro ...

Q: How do you get a blond on the roof?
A: You tell her the food is on the house.

Anonymous

Q: How do you fix a broken tuba?
A: With a tuba glue.

Anonymous

Q: Why did the man take toilet paper to the party?
A: Because he was a party pooper.

Keyke

Q: What did one wall say to the other wall?
A: "Meet you at the corner!"

tswift12

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Silenxio M...

What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!

bigdaddy74

Q: Why is a river rich?
A: It has banks on both sides.

clean jokes

Q: What do you call a midget psychic who just escaped from prison?
A: A small medium at large.

TuboSheen

Why did the tomato turn red? Because he saw the salad dressing!

Yusuf

Q: Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex?
A: Because they were watch dogs.

marty