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joke bank - Word Play Jokes

Q: How do you get a blond on the roof?
A: You tell her the food is on the house.

Anonymous

Q: Why did they have to bury George Washington standing up?
A: Because he could never lie.

Anonymous

Q: What do you call a T-Rex's bruise? A: A dino-sore.

I Rindflei...

Did you hear about the butcher who backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work.

A. Falkenburg

Q: Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?
A: Because the cow has the utter.

Anonymous

Q: How do you fix a broken tuba?
A: With a tuba glue.

Anonymous

Q: What do u call a seagull flying over the bay?
A: A bagel.

Dianamleal

Q: Why did the man take toilet paper to the party?
A: Because he was a party pooper.

Keyke

Q: What did one wall say to the other wall?
A: "Meet you at the corner!"

tswift12

Q: My boyfriend is as beautiful as Frank Sinatra and as intelligent as Albert Einstein; what is his name?
A: Frankenstein.

Alejandro ...

Q. What's an astronaut's favorite social media website?

A. MySpace

Anonymous

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Silenxio M...