What do you call a piece of cheese that isn't yours? A: Nacho cheese.
Why did the hipster burn his mouth? Because he ate his pizza before it was cool.
If you ever get cold, just stand in the corner of a room for a while. They're normally around 90 degrees.
Why is gambling illegal in Africa? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.