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joke bank - Word Play Jokes

Q: Where can you find the biggest amount of the largest sized women's lingerie in the world?
A: In Africa: there's thousands of Z bras.

jacobiwins...

Q: What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?
A: Sorry, I'm a little horse.

lollylicer4

Q: Why did they have to bury George Washington standing up?
A: Because he could never lie.

Anonymous

Did you hear about the butcher who backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work.

A. Falkenburg

Q: Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?
A: Because the cow has the utter.

Anonymous

Q: My boyfriend is as beautiful as Frank Sinatra and as intelligent as Albert Einstein; what is his name?
A: Frankenstein.

Alejandro ...

Q: What do you call a T-Rex's bruise? A: A dino-sore.

I Rindflei...

Q: Why did the man take toilet paper to the party?
A: Because he was a party pooper.

Keyke

Q: How do you fix a broken tuba?
A: With a tuba glue.

Anonymous

Q: Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex?
A: Because they were watch dogs.

marty

Q: What did one wall say to the other wall?
A: "Meet you at the corner!"

tswift12

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Silenxio M...