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joke bank - Word Play Jokes

Q: What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
A: One has claws at the end of its paws and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.

oscar3kings

Q: Why are hairdressers never late for work?
A: Because they know all the short cuts!

hello_the_...

Q: Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

A: He was sitting on the deck.

Anonymous

Q: Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?
A: Because you could easily fit another pair of breasts there.

Anonymous

Q: Did you hear abut the hungry clock?
A: It went back four seconds.

LAMEGIRL23

A man is filling up his car tank with gasoline and accidentally gets some on his hand. He doesn't notice it, so when he gets into his car he lights a cigarette. His arm instantly catches on fire. The man sticks his arm out the window and begins to wave it around attempting to blow out the flames crawling up his sleeve. A policeman sees the man struggling with his arm on fire and arrests him on the spot for an unlicensed firearm.

Brotato

Q: What's the most expensive Jewish wine?
A: "I wanna go to Florida!"

Mark My Words

Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? Yeah, he pasta way.

Anonymous

For a period, Houdini used a trap door in every single show he did…I guess you could say it was a stage he was going through.

madazzahatter

Q: Why does Micheal Jackson like twenty six year olds?
A: Because there's twenty of them.

eric

Q: Why couldn't Dracula’s wife get to sleep?
A: Because of his coffin.

Anonymous

Q: What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?
A: "Dam."

ink123