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joke bank - Word Play Jokes

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: A fsh.

KoolKDog

Q: When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, what happens?
A: UCLA.

Anonymous

Have you heard the story of the magic sandwich? Never mind, it's just a bunch of bologna.

Iamsnappy4

Q: How do you get a baby alien to sleep?
A: You rocket.

Anonymous

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES - There is a mile between the first and last letters!

beauty94

The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman, and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink, when a great looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."  So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough." The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative enough." Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone, cheese mine."

jamiedawg17

''Doctor, my nose is 11 inches long!"
''Come back when it grows into a foot!"

hello_the_...

Q: Why are hairdressers never late for work?
A: Because they know all the short cuts!

hello_the_...

Q: What does Mortal Kombat and a church in Helsinki have in common?
A: Finnish Hymn!

Anonymous

Q: Did you hear about the guy who drank 8 Cokes?
A: He burped 7Up.

Anonymous

I'm in trouble with my next door neighbors. I went over to their house recently to jump on there tramperleen. I had just got on when I heard a voice say, "Hey you, get off my daughter Erleen!"

joe curtis

Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's very time consuming.

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