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joke bank - Word Play Jokes

Q: How do you get a blond on the roof?
A: You tell her the food is on the house.

Anonymous

Q: Why is a river rich?
A: It has banks on both sides.

clean jokes

Why did the tomato turn red? Because he saw the salad dressing!

Yusuf

Q: What do you call a midget psychic who just escaped from prison?
A: A small medium at large.

TuboSheen

Hickory Dickory Dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one and the other got away with minor injuries.

Mark My Words

Q: What does a lawyer wear to work?
A: A law suit.

guyloften

Q: What starts with F and ends with U-C-K?
A: Firetruck.

russ buss

A man is telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me $4000, but it's state of the art. It's perfect." "Really?" answers the neighbor. "What kind is it?" "12:30."

Marceline

Q: Why did the coach go back to the bank?
A: To get his quarterback!

jericho st...

Q: Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex?
A: Because they were watch dogs.

marty

What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.

Iamfunnyhaha

Q: What did the grape say when it was stepped on?
A: Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

taylah