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joke bank - Word Play Jokes

Q. What's a shark's favorite sandwich?
A. Peanut butter and jellyfish!

hello_the_...

Q: Why did the one armed man cross the road?
A: To get to the second hand shop.

I'm thinking of becoming a hitman... I heard they make a killing.

Anonymous

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? Because he ate his pizza before it was cool.

lizconrow

Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?
A: Lean beef.

Anonymous

Three old women were sitting on a park bench. A flasher ran up and whipped open his coat. Two of the old ladies had a stroke and the third couldn't reach.

Carlisle

A husband says to his wife, "My Olympic condoms have arrived. I think I'll wear gold tonight." The wife replies, "Why not wear silver and come second for a change?""

Justin19S

A blonde walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "What do you have on tap?" He replies, "Anheuser-Busch" (And-how's-your bush). She says, "Just fine. How's your penis?"

Mark My Words

Q: What do you call two Chinese lesbians having sex with a cedar? A: A tree-way.

hellspit1981

Q: How do birds fly?
A: They just wing it!

Willem Van...

Q: What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?
A: Nah, mastay.

Anonymous

An American, a Vietnamese, a Mexican, a Brazilian, a Canadian, a German, a Turk, and a Russian walk into a fancy restaurant. When they got to the front desk, they were kicked out because they did not have a Thai.

Dr. John