A man said to his friend, "Want to hear a joke about butter?" His friend said, "Sure." The man said, "Nah, I butter not tell you. You might spread it."
In what state can you find small Pepsis? Mini-soda (Minnesota).
Why did mustard close its eyes? Because it didn't want to see the salad dressing.
What did one wall say to the other wall? Meet ya' at the corner!
What does a lawyer wear to work? A law suit.