What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.
What did the skunk say when he walked into the courtroom? Odor in the court!
How do you catch a Unique rabbit? You 'neak up on it. How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way.
What did one butt cheek tell the other butt cheek? Don't cross the line.
Why did mustard close its eyes? Because it didn't want to see the salad dressing.