What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto!
A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, didn't you read the sign? It says 'No mushrooms!'" The mushroom replies, "C'mon man, I'm a fungi!"
Q: Why did the music teacher get arrested?
A: He fingered A minor.
What did one wall say to the other wall? Meet ya' at the corner!
A man said to his friend, "Want to hear a joke about butter?" His friend said, "Sure." The man said, "Nah, I butter not tell you. You might spread it."