Helium walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve noble gases here." Helium doesn't react.
What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? "Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant."
Ever wonder how black people get so tall? It's because their knee grows!
A naked man broke into a church. The police chased him around and finally caught him by the organ.
Q: What's the difference between America and yogurt?
A: If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.