joke bank - Word Play Jokes

Q. What's an astronaut's favorite social media website?

A. MySpace

Q: Why did the man take toilet paper to the party?
A: Because he was a party pooper.

Q: How do you fix a broken tuba?
A: With a tuba glue.

An American, a Vietnamese, a Mexican, a Brazilian, a Canadian, a German, a Turk, and a Russian walk into a fancy restaurant. When they got to the front desk, they were kicked out because they did not have a Thai.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.

Q: My boyfriend is as beautiful as Frank Sinatra and as intelligent as Albert Einstein; what is his name?
A: Frankenstein.

Q: What do you call a T-Rex's bruise? A: A dino-sore.

Q: What did one wall say to the other wall?
A: "Meet you at the corner!"

Q: What does Mortal Kombat and a church in Helsinki have in common?
A: Finnish Hymn!

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: A fsh.

Q: What do u call a seagull flying over the bay?
A: A bagel.