Q: What did the janitor yell when he jumped out of the closet?
If the right side of the brain controls the left side of the body, then lefties are the only ones in their right mind.
As I was walking down the street, I noted a man with a large pole in his hand and stopped to ask, "Are you a pole-vaulter?" His response was, "No, I'm German, but how did you know my name was Walter?"
A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, didn't you read the sign? It says 'No mushrooms!'" The mushroom replies, "C'mon man, I'm a fungi!"
What did the pony say when he had a sore throat? Sorry, I'm a little horse.