joke bank - Word Play Jokes

Q: What do you call a T-Rex's bruise? A: A dino-sore.

Q: How do you fix a broken tuba?
A: With a tuba glue.

Q. What's an astronaut's favorite social media website?

A. MySpace

Q: Why is a river rich?
A: It has banks on both sides.

An American, a Vietnamese, a Mexican, a Brazilian, a Canadian, a German, a Turk, and a Russian walk into a fancy restaurant. When they got to the front desk, they were kicked out because they did not have a Thai.

A blonde walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "What do you have on tap?" He replies, "Anheuser-Busch" (And-how's-your bush). She says, "Just fine. How's your penis?"

Q: What did one wall say to the other wall?
A: "Meet you at the corner!"

Q: What's the most expensive Jewish wine?
A: "I wanna go to Florida!"

Q: What do u call a seagull flying over the bay?
A: A bagel.

Q: What does Mortal Kombat and a church in Helsinki have in common?
A: Finnish Hymn!

What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.

I'm in trouble with my next door neighbors. I went over to their house recently to jump on there tramperleen. I had just got on when I heard a voice say, "Hey you, get off my daughter Erleen!"