joke bank - Word Play Jokes

Q: Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?
A: Because you could easily fit another pair of breasts there.

Q: What's the most expensive Jewish wine?
A: "I wanna go to Florida!"

An American, a Vietnamese, a Mexican, a Brazilian, a Canadian, a German, a Turk, and a Russian walk into a fancy restaurant. When they got to the front desk, they were kicked out because they did not have a Thai.

Q: Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
A: Because then it'd be a foot!

Q: How do birds fly?
A: They just wing it!

Q. What's a shark's favorite sandwich?
A. Peanut butter and jellyfish!

Q: How do convicts get drugs while they're in prison?
A: Some asshole brings 'em in.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Madame.
Madame who?
Madame foot is caught in the door!

Q: What did the janitor yell when he jumped out of the closet?
A: "Supplies!"

Three old women were sitting on a park bench. A flasher ran up and whipped open his coat. Two of the old ladies had a stroke and the third couldn't reach.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef but nobody can pee soup!

Q: Which state has the most questions?
A: Alaska.