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joke bank - Word Play Jokes

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef but nobody can pee soup!

mgates4

Q: Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?
A: Because you could easily fit another pair of breasts there.

Anonymous

Three ladies were on a bus stop bench. One of the ladies looks at the other and asks her if she is Native American, She says, "Yes, I'm Arapaho." "Is that so?" says the first, "It just happens that I'm a Navajo." The third lady looks at both of them and says, "I'm a Dallas hoe."

Mark My Words

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Madame.
Madame who?
Madame foot is caught in the door!

Jordo

Q: On what kind of ships do students study? A: Scholarships.

Anonymous

I met a one-legged woman outside of a club the other day. She was a bouncer.

Back Jerte...

Q. What's a shark's favorite sandwich?
A. Peanut butter and jellyfish!

hello_the_...

Q: Why does Micheal Jackson like twenty six year olds?
A: Because there's twenty of them.

eric

Q: Which state has the most questions?
A: Alaska.

joke lover

Q. Why do anime fans listen to the radio in the morning?
A. Because they enjoy car toons!

hello_the_...

Fuddy: "I can't believe they are still together after all the shit they have been through!"
Duddy: "Who?"
Fuddy: "My butt cheeks."

Facebroke

Three old women were sitting on a park bench. A flasher ran up and whipped open his coat. Two of the old ladies had a stroke and the third couldn't reach.

Carlisle