joke bank - Word Play Jokes

Q: Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex?
A: Because they were watch dogs.

Q: What do you call a midget psychic who just escaped from prison?
A: A small medium at large.

Why did the tomato turn red? Because he saw the salad dressing!

Hickory Dickory Dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one and the other got away with minor injuries.

Q: What does a lawyer wear to work?
A: A law suit.

Q: What did the grape say when it was stepped on?
A: Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: A fsh.

Q: What does Mortal Kombat and a church in Helsinki have in common?
A: Finnish Hymn!

What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.

A man is telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me $4000, but it's state of the art. It's perfect." "Really?" answers the neighbor. "What kind is it?" "12:30."

Have you heard the story of the magic sandwich? Never mind, it's just a bunch of bologna.

Ya need an ark? I Noah guy.