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joke bank - Word Play Jokes

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: A fsh.

KoolKDog

Have you heard the story of the magic sandwich? Never mind, it's just a bunch of bologna.

Iamsnappy4

Q: What does a lawyer wear to work?
A: A law suit.

guyloften

A blonde walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "What do you have on tap?" He replies, "Anheuser-Busch" (And-how's-your bush). She says, "Just fine. How's your penis?"

Mark My Words

Ya need an ark? I Noah guy.

Anonymous

A man is telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me $4000, but it's state of the art. It's perfect." "Really?" answers the neighbor. "What kind is it?" "12:30."

Marceline

''Doctor, my nose is 11 inches long!"
''Come back when it grows into a foot!"

hello_the_...

Q: What is the dirtiest line said on television?
A: "Ward, I think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night."

Mark My Words

Q: When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, what happens?
A: UCLA.

Anonymous

A drunk staggers out of a bar and lets go of a loud belch just as a couple are walking in the door. The man yells at the drunk, "How dare you belch before this woman!" The drunk says, "I'm sorry! I didn't know she wanted to go first."

Mark My Words

Q: What's the most expensive Jewish wine?
A: "I wanna go to Florida!"

Mark My Words

Q: Why are fish easy to weigh?
A: Because they have their own scales.

Rexx