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joke bank - Word Play Jokes

Just had a dangerous mole removed from the end of my penis. Definitely won't be shagging one of those again.

Robin Bowen

A blonde walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "What do you have on tap?" He replies, "Anheuser-Busch" (And-how's-your bush). She says, "Just fine. How's your penis?"

Mark My Words

Three old women were sitting on a park bench. A flasher ran up and whipped open his coat. Two of the old ladies had a stroke and the third couldn't reach.

Carlisle

Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? Yeah, he pasta way.

Anonymous

Q: Why did the one armed man cross the road?
A: To get to the second hand shop.

Q: What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?
A: "Dam."

ink123

Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?
A: Lean beef.

Anonymous

Fe = Iron.
Male = Man.
Fe + Male = Iron Man.
I have been having sex with Iron Man.

Fred

Q: What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?
A: Nah, mastay.

Anonymous

I'm thinking of becoming a hitman... I heard they make a killing.

Anonymous

Yo mamma is so fat that when she sat on a laptop, the hardware turned into software!

Anonymous

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? Because he ate his pizza before it was cool.

lizconrow