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joke bank - Word Play Jokes

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yodelay hee.
Yodelay hee who?
I like your yodeling!

Anonymous

Q: Which state has the most questions?
A: Alaska.

joke lover

Q: What did the storm say to the almond tree?
A: "Hold on to your nuts, cause you're about to get a blowjob."

lawl

I hate school and got caught skipping the other day. My principal said, "Walk normal next time, you fruitcake."

Seth Rihn

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Madame.
Madame who?
Madame foot is caught in the door!

Jordo

Q: What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?
A: Nah, mastay.

Anonymous

Q: What do you call two Chinese lesbians having sex with a cedar? A: A tree-way.

hellspit1981

Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck.

Tonymous

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef but nobody can pee soup!

mgates4

Q. Why do anime fans listen to the radio in the morning?
A. Because they enjoy car toons!

hello_the_...

A naked man broke into a church. The police chased him around and finally caught him by the organ.

Mark My Words

Q: Why did they have to bury George Washington standing up?
A: Because he could never lie.

Anonymous