Q: What did the banana say to the doctor?
A: "I'm not peeling well."
Q: What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A: A waist of time.
How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Show him a used tampon and ask, "What period is this from?"
Q: What has more lives than a cat?
A: A frog because it croaks every night.
If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?