How do you catch a Unique rabbit? You 'neak up on it. How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way.
What did the skunk say when he walked into the courtroom? Odor in the court!
An English teacher wrote these words on the whiteboard, "Woman without her man is nothing." The teacher then asked the students to punctuate the words correctly. The men wrote, "Woman, without her man, is nothing." The women wrote, "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."
Why did the condom fly across the room? Because it was pissed off.
Two men walked into a bar. You would think at least one of them would have ducked!