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joke bank - Word Play Jokes

Q. What's a shark's favorite sandwich?
A. Peanut butter and jellyfish!

hello_the_...

A naked man broke into a church. The police chased him around and finally caught him by the organ.

Mark My Words

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yodelay hee.
Yodelay hee who?
I like your yodeling!

Anonymous

Yo mamma is so fat that when she sat on a laptop, the hardware turned into software!

Anonymous

I hate school and got caught skipping the other day. My principal said, "Walk normal next time, you fruitcake."

Seth Rihn

Q: Why are there no televisions in Afghanistan?
A: Because of the Telly-ban!

Nimrod

Q: Where can you find the biggest amount of the largest sized women's lingerie in the world?
A: In Africa: there's thousands of Z bras.

jacobiwins...

Q: What did the storm say to the almond tree?
A: "Hold on to your nuts, cause you're about to get a blowjob."

lawl

Q: Why did they have to bury George Washington standing up?
A: Because he could never lie.

Anonymous

Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi.

TheLaughFa...

Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck.

Tonymous

Q: What did the zombie girl say to the zombie boy?
A: "Are you going to kiss me or rot?"

James A Ha...