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joke bank - Word Play Jokes

I'm in trouble with my next door neighbors. I went over to their house recently to jump on there tramperleen. I had just got on when I heard a voice say, "Hey you, get off my daughter Erleen!"

joe curtis

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: A fsh.

KoolKDog

Q: What's the most expensive Jewish wine?
A: "I wanna go to Florida!"

Mark My Words

Q: What is the dirtiest line said on television?
A: "Ward, I think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night."

Mark My Words

What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!

bigdaddy74

Have you heard the story of the magic sandwich? Never mind, it's just a bunch of bologna.

Iamsnappy4

''Doctor, my nose is 11 inches long!"
''Come back when it grows into a foot!"

hello_the_...

A man is telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me $4000, but it's state of the art. It's perfect." "Really?" answers the neighbor. "What kind is it?" "12:30."

Marceline

Q: What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?
A: Nah, mastay.

Anonymous

Q: What does a lawyer wear to work?
A: A law suit.

guyloften

Q: When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, what happens?
A: UCLA.

Anonymous

Ya need an ark? I Noah guy.

Anonymous