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joke bank - Word Play Jokes

I'm in trouble with my next door neighbors. I went over to their house recently to jump on there tramperleen. I had just got on when I heard a voice say, "Hey you, get off my daughter Erleen!"

joe curtis

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: A fsh.

KoolKDog

Q: What is the dirtiest line said on television?
A: "Ward, I think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night."

Mark My Words

Have you heard the story of the magic sandwich? Never mind, it's just a bunch of bologna.

Iamsnappy4

Hickory Dickory Dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one and the other got away with minor injuries.

Mark My Words

What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!

bigdaddy74

Q: What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?
A: Nah, mastay.

Anonymous

''Doctor, my nose is 11 inches long!"
''Come back when it grows into a foot!"

hello_the_...

Q: When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, what happens?
A: UCLA.

Anonymous

A man is telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me $4000, but it's state of the art. It's perfect." "Really?" answers the neighbor. "What kind is it?" "12:30."

Marceline

Q: What does a lawyer wear to work?
A: A law suit.

guyloften

Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken and a vacuum?
A: A cocksucker.

Brett rose...