What's the biggest pencil in the world? Pennsylvania.
Two men walked into a bar. You would think at least one of them would have ducked!
Why was strawberry sad? Because her mom was in a jam.
Two hydrogen atoms are at a party and bump into each other. The first one says, "Hey, grab that electron, it's mine!" "How do you know?" asks the second. "'Cause I'm positive!" the first replies!
What does a pirate pay for his corn? A bucc-an-neer.