joke bank - Word Play Jokes

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: A fsh.


Q: What do u call a seagull flying over the bay?
A: A bagel.


I'm in trouble with my next door neighbors. I went over to their house recently to jump on there tramperleen. I had just got on when I heard a voice say, "Hey you, get off my daughter Erleen!"

joe curtis

Have you heard the story of the magic sandwich? Never mind, it's just a bunch of bologna.


Hickory Dickory Dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one and the other got away with minor injuries.

Mark My Words

Q: What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?
A: Nah, mastay.


What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!


''Doctor, my nose is 11 inches long!"
''Come back when it grows into a foot!"


Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken and a vacuum?
A: A cocksucker.

Brett rose...

Q: When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, what happens?


A man is telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me $4000, but it's state of the art. It's perfect." "Really?" answers the neighbor. "What kind is it?" "12:30."


Q: Why are fish easy to weigh?
A: Because they have their own scales.