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joke bank - Word Play Jokes

I hate school and got caught skipping the other day. My principal said, "Walk normal next time, you fruitcake."

Seth Rihn

Yo mamma is so fat that when she sat on a laptop, the hardware turned into software!


Q: What did the storm say to the almond tree?
A: "Hold on to your nuts, cause you're about to get a blowjob."


Q: On what kind of ships do students study? A: Scholarships.


A blonde walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "What do you have on tap?" He replies, "Anheuser-Busch" (And-how's-your bush). She says, "Just fine. How's your penis?"

Mark My Words

Q. Why do anime fans listen to the radio in the morning?
A. Because they enjoy car toons!


Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck.


Q: Where can you find the biggest amount of the largest sized women's lingerie in the world?
A: In Africa: there's thousands of Z bras.


I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Silenxio M...

Fuddy: "I can't believe they are still together after all the shit they have been through!"
Duddy: "Who?"
Fuddy: "My butt cheeks."


A naked man broke into a church. The police chased him around and finally caught him by the organ.

Mark My Words

I met a one-legged woman outside of a club the other day. She was a bouncer.

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