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joke bank - Word Play Jokes

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef but nobody can pee soup!

mgates4

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yodelay hee.
Yodelay hee who?
I like your yodeling!

Anonymous

Q: On what kind of ships do students study? A: Scholarships.

Anonymous

I hate school and got caught skipping the other day. My principal said, "Walk normal next time, you fruitcake."

Seth Rihn

Q: Where can you find the biggest amount of the largest sized women's lingerie in the world?
A: In Africa: there's thousands of Z bras.

jacobiwins...

Yo mamma is so fat that when she sat on a laptop, the hardware turned into software!

Anonymous

A naked man broke into a church. The police chased him around and finally caught him by the organ.

Mark My Words

I met a one-legged woman outside of a club the other day. She was a bouncer.

Back Jerte...

Q. Why do anime fans listen to the radio in the morning?
A. Because they enjoy car toons!

hello_the_...

Fuddy: "I can't believe they are still together after all the shit they have been through!"
Duddy: "Who?"
Fuddy: "My butt cheeks."

Facebroke

Q: What did the storm say to the almond tree?
A: "Hold on to your nuts, cause you're about to get a blowjob."

lawl

Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey and an onion?
A: A piece of ass that'll bring a tear to your eye.

Anonymous