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joke bank - Word Play Jokes

Q: What did the storm say to the almond tree?
A: "Hold on to your nuts, cause you're about to get a blowjob."

lawl

Q: Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

A: Cause he was outstanding in his field.

Anonymous

I just bought a cured ham; I wonder what it had.

Brandon

What do you call a piece of cheese that isn't yours? A: Nacho cheese.

Anonymous

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I have no I-Deer.

Demcowboys

Q: Where can you buy most of your chess pieces?
A: the pawn shop

Anonymous

Q: What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?
A: "Dam."

ink123

A magician was driving down the road... then he turned into a driveway.

Anonymous

What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? "Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant."

timwk

My wife and I are planning our 21st wedding anniversary celebration. Here lies the problem: she wants to go to Outback Steakhouse, I want sex, and my mother-in-law thinks we should renew our vows at church. Well, I'm all for compromise, so we should have sex outback of the church.

Mark My Words

Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?
A: Lean beef.

Anonymous

Q: Which state has the most questions?
A: Alaska.

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