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joke bank - Word Play Jokes

Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
A: Because he was always spotted.

lovebite

I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.

Anonymous

Q: How do astronomers organize a party?
A: They planet.

Wenz

A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you." The man replies, "Boobs!"

Chris Gunson

Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear.

Anonymous

I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.

Anonymous

Q: Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?
A: Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

TheLaughFa...

Q: Why did the can crusher quit his job?
A: Because it was soda pressing.

Brock

A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke, but he was alright because it was a soft drink.

Anonymous

Q: What do computers eat for a snack?
A: Microchips!

Samanthas ...

Q: Can February march?
A: No, but April may.

brock

Mother superior tells two new nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes. One nun suggests to the other, "Hey, let's take all our clothes off, fold them up, and lock the door." So they do this, and begin painting their room. Soon they hear a knock at the door. They ask, "Who is it?" "Blind man!" The nuns look at each other and one nun says, "He's blind, so he can't see. What could it hurt?" They let him in. The blind man walks in and says, "Hey, nice tits. Where do you want me to hang the blinds?"

Anonymous