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joke bank - Word Play Jokes

Q: What do you call two nuts on the wall?
A: Walnuts.
Q: What do you call two nuts on the chest? A: Chestnuts.
Q: What do you call two nuts on your chin?
A: A Blowjob.

Mark My Words

A naked man broke into a church. The police chased him around and finally caught him by the organ.

Mark My Words

Q: What do you do with epileptic lettuce?
A: You make a seizure salad.

Anonymous

Q: Why do pirates like algebra?
A: "Annex" marks the spot.

Anonymous

Don't trust atoms. They make up everything.

Sarah Ponder

Q: What’s the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?
A: I wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

TheLaughFa...

Q: Where did the general keep his armies?
A: Up his sleevies.

Donut 347

I'm thinking of becoming a hitman... I heard they make a killing.

Anonymous

A woman answered the doorbell with a man standing on her porch. The man said, "I'm terribly sorry. I just ran over your cat and I would like to replace it for you." The woman replied, "Well that's alright with me, but how are you at catching mice?"

Anonymous

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Daisy.
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin', they hatin'.

nashty.pum...

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yodelay hee.
Yodelay hee who?
I like your yodeling!

Anonymous

Q: What do you call a wandering caveman?
A: A meanderthal.

TheLaughFa...