joke bank - Word Play Jokes

Q: Why do pirates like algebra?
A: "Annex" marks the spot.

Anonymous

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I have no I-Deer.

Demcowboys

Q: Where can you buy most of your chess pieces?
A: the pawn shop

Anonymous

Q: What’s the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?
A: I wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

TheLaughFa...

What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? "Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant."

timwk

Q: What do you do with epileptic lettuce?
A: You make a seizure salad.

Anonymous

Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?
A: Lean beef.

Anonymous

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Daisy.
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin', they hatin'.

nashty.pum...

Q: Why did the ink pots cry?
A: Their mother was in the pen doing a long sentence.

Anonymous

A woman answered the doorbell with a man standing on her porch. The man said, "I'm terribly sorry. I just ran over your cat and I would like to replace it for you." The woman replied, "Well that's alright with me, but how are you at catching mice?"

Anonymous

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yodelay hee.
Yodelay hee who?
I like your yodeling!

Anonymous

Don't trust atoms. They make up everything.

Sarah Ponder