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joke bank - Word Play Jokes

Q: Why does the queen carry a scepter?
A: Because everyone works 'cept her.

YAZOOY=)

The Lone Ranger woke to see his tent blown away by a tornado. He declared, "Tonto, we’re not in canvas anymore."

@flipyou_c...

Q: What's the difference between a voyeur and a thief?
A: A thief snatches your watch.

stevenmc

Fuddy: "I can't believe they are still together after all the shit they have been through!"
Duddy: "Who?"
Fuddy: "My butt cheeks."

Facebroke

Q: What did the zombie girl say to the zombie boy?
A: "Are you going to kiss me or rot?"

James A Ha...

Q: What do you call a man that has no shins? A: Tony.

Anonymous

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Madame.
Madame who?
Madame foot is caught in the door!

Jordo

Q: What do you call a duck that steals?
A: A Robber Duck.

SAM&THEYSE...

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef but nobody can pee soup!

mgates4

Pick up line: "Are you a beaver because damn!"

Chase Azevedo

Q: Why are there no televisions in Afghanistan?
A: Because of the Telly-ban!

Nimrod

I told my wife I was going to make a bike out of spaghetti. She couldn't believe it when I rode pasta.

Ryan gillett