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joke bank - Word Play Jokes

Q: Why are there no televisions in Afghanistan?
A: Because of the Telly-ban!

Nimrod

The other night I played strip poker with my old lady: she stripped and I poked her.

Mark My Words

Q: What is crazy and walks along the sides of buildings?
A: A walnut.

D Hawk

Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi.

TheLaughFa...

Q: Why were the Indians here first?
A: They had reservations.

Silenxio M...

Why are buildings called buildings if they're finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?

Brandon

I met a one-legged woman outside of a club the other day. She was a bouncer.

Back Jerte...

A man dining at a restaurant flagged down his waiter and said, "Excuse me. I have a bee in my soup." The waiter replied, "Yes sir. Didn't you order the alphabet soup?"

Anonymous

19 Irishmen go to a cinema. Ticket lady says, "Why are there so many of you here tonight?" Mick replies, "The fillm says 18 and over, miss."

iq81

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!

cbusch

Q: What do you call a snail who likes to sail?
A: A snailor!

eightiesba...

Q: When are holes beautiful?
A: When they're gorges.

Ampie Lawe...