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joke bank - Word Play Jokes

Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi.

TheLaughFa...

Why are buildings called buildings if they're finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?

Brandon

Q: What is crazy and walks along the sides of buildings?
A: A walnut.

D Hawk

The other night I played strip poker with my old lady: she stripped and I poked her.

Mark My Words

I met a one-legged woman outside of a club the other day. She was a bouncer.

Back Jerte...

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!

cbusch

Q: What do you call a snail who likes to sail?
A: A snailor!

eightiesba...

19 Irishmen go to a cinema. Ticket lady says, "Why are there so many of you here tonight?" Mick replies, "The fillm says 18 and over, miss."

iq81

Q: When are holes beautiful?
A: When they're gorges.

Ampie Lawe...

Q: What do you call a noodle that commits identity theft?
A: An impasta!

youngguns92

Q: Why were the Indians here first?
A: They had reservations.

Silenxio M...

A man dining at a restaurant flagged down his waiter and said, "Excuse me. I have a bee in my soup." The waiter replied, "Yes sir. Didn't you order the alphabet soup?"

Anonymous