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joke bank - Word Play Jokes

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Madame who?
Madame foot is caught in the door!


Q: What is crazy and walks along the sides of buildings?
A: A walnut.

D Hawk

Q: Why are there no televisions in Afghanistan?
A: Because of the Telly-ban!


What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef but nobody can pee soup!


Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi.


Why are buildings called buildings if they're finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?


A man dining at a restaurant flagged down his waiter and said, "Excuse me. I have a bee in my soup." The waiter replied, "Yes sir. Didn't you order the alphabet soup?"


I met a one-legged woman outside of a club the other day. She was a bouncer.

Back Jerte...

19 Irishmen go to a cinema. Ticket lady says, "Why are there so many of you here tonight?" Mick replies, "The fillm says 18 and over, miss."


Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!


Q: When are holes beautiful?
A: When they're gorges.

Ampie Lawe...

Q: What do you call a vicar with a boner?
A: An erector.