joke bank - Word Play Jokes

Q: What do you call a duck that steals?
A: A Robber Duck.


Q: What is crazy and walks along the sides of buildings?
A: A walnut.

D Hawk

Q: Why are there no televisions in Afghanistan?
A: Because of the Telly-ban!


What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef but nobody can pee soup!


Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi.


A man dining at a restaurant flagged down his waiter and said, "Excuse me. I have a bee in my soup." The waiter replied, "Yes sir. Didn't you order the alphabet soup?"


Why are buildings called buildings if they're finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?


I met a one-legged woman outside of a club the other day. She was a bouncer.

Back Jerte...

19 Irishmen go to a cinema. Ticket lady says, "Why are there so many of you here tonight?" Mick replies, "The fillm says 18 and over, miss."


Q: When are holes beautiful?
A: When they're gorges.

Ampie Lawe...

Q: What do you call a vicar with a boner?
A: An erector.


Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!