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joke bank - Word Play Jokes

Q: What do you call a noodle that commits identity theft?
A: An impasta!

youngguns92

Q: What do you give a pig who wins a medal at the Olympic games?
A: A pork medallion.

Anonymous

Q: How did the ghost go on vacation?
A: By scareplane!

Anonymous

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? For drizzle!

LFMOD

Q: What do you call a vicar with a boner?
A: An erector.

Anonymous

As I was walking down the street, I noted a man with a large pole in his hand and stopped to ask, "Are you a pole-vaulter?" His response was, "No, I'm German, but how did you know my name was Walter?"

kiranvirdi

Q: Why do milking stools only have three legs?
A: Because the cow’s got the udder!

TheLaughFa...

A joke is like sex. Neither is any good if you don't get it.

coker1286

Q: Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocaine during a root canal?
A: His goal: transcend dental medication.

TheLaughFa...

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, didn't you read the sign? It says 'No mushrooms!'" The mushroom replies, "C'mon man, I'm a fungi!"

ekpeltzer

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in. It's cold outside.

Anonymous

Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?
A: The lid said, "Twist to open."

Aayush Raman