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joke bank - Word Play Jokes

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Marry.
Marry who?
Marry me, please!

allisongc21

Charles Dickens walks into a bar and asks for a martini. The bartender asks, "Olive or twist?"

jokes.cc.com

Q: Why did the music teacher get arrested?
A: He fingered A minor.

Chevy powers

A Spanish man who doesn't speak English says to a Mexican woman, "Lady, I want to make the love with you," and she says, "Mande?" and he says, "No Monday, today."

arteta1967

A man said to his friend, "Want to hear a joke about butter?" His friend said, "Sure." The man said, "Nah, I butter not tell you. You might spread it."

acrdns

Q: What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

A: Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

Anonymous

A man committed suicide by chopping his head off and left a suicide note in his mouth reading, "I don't need no body."

mzkeez

In what state can you find small Pepsis? Mini-soda (Minnesota).

anthonys22

Q: Who was the smallest man in the Bible?
A: King David because he was only 12 inches tall as he was a ruler.

Anonymous

Q: What is the difference between a teacher and a train? A: The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

Jake Rothe...

What did one butt cheek tell the other butt cheek? Don't cross the line.

sanya4

Two men walked into a bar. You would think at least one of them would have ducked!

Nimbix