joke bank - Word Play Jokes

What did one butt cheek tell the other butt cheek? Don't cross the line.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Shelby who?
Shelby comin' around the mountain when she comes!

Sandy Elmer

Q: What did the blanket say to the bed?
A: "I got you covered."


What do you give a deaf fisherman? A herring aid.


Q: What do eggs do for fun?
A: Karayolke (karaoke).

big will

Two friends Peter and Jack are leaving for the holiday on the same airplane. Peter was sad when he couldn't meet Jack before they get in to the plane. After some time he sees Jack coming up down the aisle and Peter shouted, "HI-JACK!"


Q: What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
A: A lawn moo-er.

Courtney H...

Q: Why did the cow cross the street? A: To get to the udder side.


Server: "What kind of ice cream do you want?" Muslim: "Allah the flavors."


It'd be frustrating if you seriously couldn't find your friend Marco at a crowded swimming pool.


Little Bobby's teacher asked everyone to draw something exciting. Isabel drew a puppy, Jeffrey drew a cake, and little Bobby drew a period. The teacher looked puzzled and asked Bobby, "How is this exciting?" Bobby said, "Well it may not be to you, but my sister is missing two, so there is a lot of excitement at my house."

Dez nut ha...

Q: Have you heard the joke about the trash can?
A: It’s rubbish!

Aron Jordan