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joke bank - Word Play Jokes

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Shelby.
Shelby who?
Shelby comin' around the mountain when she comes!

Sandy Elmer

Q :How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
A: Walking......Jk,Rowling

Anonymous

Q: What did the blanket say to the bed?
A: "I got you covered."

Capricorn37

Q: What do eggs do for fun?
A: Karayolke (karaoke).

big will

What do you give a deaf fisherman? A herring aid.

Anonymous

Q: What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
A: A lawn moo-er.

Courtney H...

Two friends Peter and Jack are leaving for the holiday on the same airplane. Peter was sad when he couldn't meet Jack before they get in to the plane. After some time he sees Jack coming up down the aisle and Peter shouted, "HI-JACK!"

joy4life

It'd be frustrating if you seriously couldn't find your friend Marco at a crowded swimming pool.

DanielZ

Q: Why did the cow cross the street? A: To get to the udder side.

LOLLO

Where do pencils come from? Pencilvania.

Dennie Askew

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles (tentacles).

HARRYPOTTE...

Server: "What kind of ice cream do you want?" Muslim: "Allah the flavors."

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