joke bank - Word Play Jokes

Q: Why shouldn't you make fun of a paleontologist?
A: Because you will get Jurasskicked.

the thingy

Why is it that your nose runs, but your feet smell?

Anonymous

Q: What is the tallest building in the entire world?
A: The library, because it has so many stories.

Razor

If you ever get cold, just stand in the corner of a room for a while. They're normally around 90 degrees.

Anonymous

Q: What do computers eat for a snack?
A: Microchips!

Samanthas ...

I went to the bank the other day and asked the banker to check my balance, so she pushed me!

Anonymous

Q: Why did the can crusher quit his job?
A: Because it was soda pressing.

Brock

Q: What do an old person, a Mexican man, and a high school student close to graduation have in common?
A: They're all seniors.

LadyHaha

Johnny was at school and the teacher said, "Someone use fascinate in a sentence." Sally answered, "The zoo was fascinating." The teacher said, "Sorry, Sally, I said to use fascinate in a sentence." Maria suggested, "I was fascinated at the zoo." Once again the teacher said, "No, Maria, I specifically said to use fascinate in a sentence." Johnny said, "My sister has ten buttons on her sweater." Again the teacher said, "Sorry, Johnny, I said use fascinate in a sentence." Johnny replied, "I know, but her boobs are so big she can only fasten eight."

Will Morga...

Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize.

Bradley th...

Q: Did your hear about the man with a broken left arm and broken left leg?
A: Don't worry he's "ALRIGHT" now!

Brucey

Q: What is Mozart doing right now?
A: Decomposing.

Anonymous