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joke bank - Word Play Jokes

Q: What do computers eat for a snack?
A: Microchips!

Samanthas ...

Mother superior tells two new nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes. One nun suggests to the other, "Hey, let's take all our clothes off, fold them up, and lock the door." So they do this, and begin painting their room. Soon they hear a knock at the door. They ask, "Who is it?" "Blind man!" The nuns look at each other and one nun says, "He's blind, so he can't see. What could it hurt?" They let him in. The blind man walks in and says, "Hey, nice tits. Where do you want me to hang the blinds?"

Anonymous

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

LOLLYPOP

Why is it that your nose runs, but your feet smell?

Anonymous

Q: Why can't you trust an atom?
A: Because they make up everything.

Anonymous

THREE TREES AND A WOODPECKER
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.

The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch, It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into."

Now wipe that smile off your face.

Muddy1

Q: What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
A: You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish.

Lauren P.

Q: What is the tallest building in the entire world?
A: The library, because it has so many stories.

Razor

If you ever get cold, just stand in the corner of a room for a while. They're normally around 90 degrees.

Anonymous

Q: Why did the school kids eat their homework?
A: Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake.

capcon

Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize.

Bradley th...

Q: What did the blanket say when it fell of the bed?
A: "Oh sheet!"

gav1467