Q: How do you count cows?
A: With a cowculator.
Q: How do astronomers organize a party?
A: They planet.
Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
Q: What did the blanket say when it fell of the bed?
A: "Oh sheet!"
A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you." The man replies, "Boobs!"