joke bank - Word Play Jokes

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

Q: What did the blanket say when it fell of the bed?
A: "Oh sheet!"

Why is it that your nose runs, but your feet smell?

Q: Can February march?
A: No, but April may.

Q: What is the tallest building in the entire world?
A: The library, because it has so many stories.

Q: Why can't you trust an atom?
A: Because they make up everything.

If you ever get cold, just stand in the corner of a room for a while. They're normally around 90 degrees.

Q: Why shouldn't you make fun of a paleontologist?
A: Because you will get Jurasskicked.

Q: What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A: Juan on Juan.

Q: Why did the school kids eat their homework?
A: Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake.

Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize.

Q: What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
A: You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish.