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joke bank - Word Play Jokes

Did you hear about the dyslexic traffic cop who spent the weekend handing out IUD's?

Mark My Words

I went to a drag race last Saturday. I still can't believe the guy in high heels won.

Freddie B.

Why was strawberry sad? Because her mom was in a jam.

torresp68

Little Bobby's teacher asked everyone to draw something exciting. Isabel drew a puppy, Jeffrey drew a cake, and little Bobby drew a period. The teacher looked puzzled and asked Bobby, "How is this exciting?" Bobby said, "Well it may not be to you, but my sister is missing two, so there is a lot of excitement at my house."

Dez nut ha...

Q: Have you heard the joke about the trash can?
A: It’s rubbish!

Aron Jordan

Two peanuts are walking down the street when one was assaulted (a-salted).

lowtodakey

Q: Where do crazy people travel through the forest?
A: The psycho path.

Anonymous

Q: Why are pirates called pirates? A: Because they arrrr!

Anonymous

Bernie and Jane are an elderly couple who have decided to get married late in life. While they have not yet been intimate, Bernie thinks it would be a good idea to know how Jane feels about this. He asks her about her desires regarding frequency of sexual intimacy. Jane replies that she likes sex infrequently. Bernie, being ever the optimist says, "Is that one word or two?"

jadler49

Where do you find a Zebra? 25 letters after A-Brah.

tmrc66

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen.

Anonymous

What do you call a cake made out of hamburgers? A patty cake!

03moses