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joke bank - Word Play Jokes

Where do pencils come from? Pencilvania.

Dennie Askew

I went to a drag race last Saturday. I still can't believe the guy in high heels won.

Freddie B.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles (tentacles).

HARRYPOTTE...

Why was strawberry sad? Because her mom was in a jam.

torresp68

Q: Have you heard the joke about the trash can?
A: It’s rubbish!

Aron Jordan

Two peanuts are walking down the street when one was assaulted (a-salted).

lowtodakey

Q: Where do crazy people travel through the forest?
A: The psycho path.

Anonymous

Bernie and Jane are an elderly couple who have decided to get married late in life. While they have not yet been intimate, Bernie thinks it would be a good idea to know how Jane feels about this. He asks her about her desires regarding frequency of sexual intimacy. Jane replies that she likes sex infrequently. Bernie, being ever the optimist says, "Is that one word or two?"

jadler49

Q: Why are pirates called pirates? A: Because they arrrr!

Anonymous

A tourist from Romania visits New York City. He wanders around sightseeing and gets lost. He asks one of the locals for directions to get back to his hotel. The local notices the tourist's foreign accent and asks, "Are you by any chance Russian?" The Romanian replies, "No, I'm not really in a hurry."

Jason Lee

A turtle that was crossing the street was mugged one day. The policemen came to help and asked him what happened. He replied, "I am not sure, it happened too fast."

Rsteske73

Where do you find a Zebra? 25 letters after A-Brah.

tmrc66