joke bank - Word Play Jokes

Did you hear about the dyslexic traffic cop who spent the weekend handing out IUD's?

Mark My Words

Where do pencils come from? Pencilvania.

Dennie Askew

I went to a drag race last Saturday. I still can't believe the guy in high heels won.

Freddie B.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles (tentacles).


Why was strawberry sad? Because her mom was in a jam.


Two peanuts are walking down the street when one was assaulted (a-salted).


Q: Where do crazy people travel through the forest?
A: The psycho path.


Bernie and Jane are an elderly couple who have decided to get married late in life. While they have not yet been intimate, Bernie thinks it would be a good idea to know how Jane feels about this. He asks her about her desires regarding frequency of sexual intimacy. Jane replies that she likes sex infrequently. Bernie, being ever the optimist says, "Is that one word or two?"


Q: Why are pirates called pirates? A: Because they arrrr!


What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen.


There are a lot of fish in the sea. Too bad I'm human.


How are sex and bungee jumping related? When the rubber breaks, you're screwed!